When Rarity mentioned the Sierra Neighvada mountains, Brad assumed that she would automatically know by now that he wasn’t exactly the biggest fan of long, arduous hikes. Instead, rather than a brisk walk through a scenic trails through a small hill, he was walking up what he could only perceive to be ninety degree angles through giant, icy canyons. He had always heard how warm and serene Las Pegasus City was, which made him wonder how in the hell there could be freezing temperatures next to the freaking ozone layer so close to his destination. While Brad walked up the mountains, heaving his way through the long, winding paths, Meloetta sat on his shoulder, cheering him on while she did nothing herself. Then again, she was only like fourteen pounds, and if he wanted the small amount of weight off his shoulders, she could always just levitate the rest of the way there.

“Are you sure you don’t know teleport?”

“Meloetta?”

“No, I had Gardevoir forget teleport so that it could learn moonblast. Then again, I don’t exactly know how teleportation works, so for all I know, I could end up inside out when I got there.”

Then, just as he was about to fall to the ground and start crawling the rest of the way there, he saw a brown goat covered in green leaves around its neck staring at him. It didn’t seem to be pissed off, but it was definitely perplexed, like it had never seen a human come up this high before.

“Skiiihihihddo.”

“Wait a second. Aren’t skiddos normally found where there’s lots of sunlight? What’s it doing in a cloudy place like the Sierra Neighvada mountains?”

Meloetta then hopped off of Brad’s shoulder, levitating quickly to the nearest peak in the canyon, and once she arrived, she quickly turned around, pointing to whatever was over the other side, shouting “La mel! La meloetta!”

“Hmm?” Getting the energy to stand up straight again, he pushed his way through the steepness of the mountain until he joined his psychic-type pokémon, his jaw dropping once he arrived at the top. Looking down, he saw that just past the clouds were luscious, grassy plains, clean, running creaks and beautiful, tall trees, surrounded by herds of gogoats and skiddos grazing on the copious amounts of green pastures. “Whoa… Is this place real?!”

“La mel! Mel la mel!”

Brad then laughed hysterically, finding a newfound energy as he ran down the side of the mountain, jumping over rocks and rolling along the grass, finally able to take some of the pressure off of his legs. “Man... I could stay here forever. How about you, Meloetta?” As Brad waited for her response, he tucked his arms behind his head, making a makeshift pillow as he looked up at the blue sky and enjoyed the fresh air, but as soon as he was finally beginning to enjoy himself, he noticed that Meloetta wasn’t answering him. “Hmm? Meloetta?”

Brad then pushed himself off of the ground, looking around the valley for his pokémon but finding nothing but more skiddos and gogoats.

“Meloetta? Are you still here? You didn’t just suddenly learn teleport, did you? C-can Meloettas even learn teleport?”

As Brad continued looking, though, his heart was beginning to beat twice as fast, making him quickly get back up to his feet as he started searching frantically for his pokémon. Even with his legs in total exhaustion from his hike up the mountain, he started running back up the hills, looking over rocks and trees in every direction while his anxiety continued to worsen. He tried keeping his ears open, listening as closely as he could for the sound of her voice, but he couldn’t hear anything over the sound of his heavy breathing and the braying of goat pokémon.

“MELOETTA! WHERE ARE YOU?!”

“Mel la metta!”

“Get in the fucking bag, Meloetta!”

“Meloetta?” As Brad ran in the direction from where he heard her voice, he saw in the distance three figures moving down the mountain with a bag in their hands, becoming less and less visible from the clouds between them. “Meloetta! Hang on! I’m coming for you!”

Then, taking off into a run that his legs could barely withstand, Brad began chasing down the figures in the distance, but with the sound of rocks falling after every step he made, it didn’t take long for the three figures in front of him to see him coming and begin running themselves. Brad was still gaining on them, but with the amount of distance they had in front of him, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be able to catch up with them before they got away. He was now running like his life depended on it, huffing and puffing with little to no air making it inside his lungs, both from fatigue as well as from the lack of air at this high in elevation. At this point, though, they were beginning to gain some distance on him, and if he didn’t catch up now, Meloetta would be gone forever.

Just as he was about to lose hope completely, though, one of the figures below him tripped, pulling onto the bag and bringing the other two down with her. In that instant, Meloetta used her psychic powers to unzip the duffle bag she was in and levitated herself out, spotting Brad and making her way over quickly. With a smile on his face, Brad was able to run the rest of the way over with Meloetta meeting him halfway, the two of them embracing each other in a big hug, spinning in happiness.

“Oh, thank Celestia you’re OK!”

“Mel! Mel!”

Then, looking back to see who the perpetrators were, he started questioning why he hadn’t realized it earlier. Getting up from the ground, wiping the dirt off their skirts and pulling thorns out of their legs, the three girls of Team Siren groaned as they found their footing again, staring at each other in anger.

“Sonata!” Adagio shouted. “Do you have any idea what you’ve done?!”

“Well, maybe if Aria had moved a little faster, my feet wouldn’t have gotten all tied up!”

“You’re such a slut, Sonata.”

“Ohhhhhhh, you wanna go there? So just because I trip, I’m suddenly a whore, huh? Just because I fucked your boyfriend’s dad and then your boyfried, suddenly I’m easy?”

Brad could tell how pissed off they were at each other, and being optimistic about the situation, he quietly tiptoed in the other direction, holding Meloetta to his chest so that they wouldn’t notice she was gone. Unfortunately for Brad, however, Adagio didn’t seem to care about her sisters fusing over their sexual promiscuity.

“Hey! Don’t pretend you can just walk away from us! Sonata, Aria, can you just agree that you’re both sluts for a second so you can stop bickering and help us get our pokémon back?!”

“Fine.”

“She started it.”

With his relief suddenly changing into anger, Brad, turned around, stomped his leg down and shouted, “WHY DO YOU WANT MELOETTA SO BADLY?!”

Adagio snickered. “Have you not figured it out by now? With that pokémon in our possession, the entire Equestria region will be under our control, and when it is…” She then put her hands on her hips triumphantly, sending Brad a cocky smile. “...everyone will adore Team Siren.”

The other two struck a pose similar to Adagio’s, making Brad switch angry glances between the three of them, still unsure whether or not he even heard them correctly. “What?! What does that even mean?! You just want to use pokémon to get people to like you? Seriously, if there’s something I’m not getting, I’m begging you to clear it up for me.”

“Then allow us to clear it up for you.” Suddenly, all three Team Siren members struck another pose. “Prepare for nipples!”

“And make it triple!”

“To arouse the senses that plague your mind!”

“To ensnare your body and make it mine!”

“To brainwash the people of Equestria!”

“To steal your heart and make you fall in love!”

“Adagio!”

“Aria!”

“Sonata!”

“Team Siren will make you adore us!”

“Now give yourself up and grovel before us!”

“That’s our motto! Now time for the chorus!”

Brad scratched his head, still confused as to whether or not he was actually interpreting their actions clearly, but regardless as to what their motives were, it was obvious that they were looking for a fight. They weren’t going to stop stalking him until they had finally stolen Meloetta away from him, which meant that if he wanted them to leave him alone forever, he would have to beat them so badly that they never wanted to see him again. He already had a perfect three-zero record against these clown hookers, but this next win would have to drill into their skulls just how superior he was.

“You know,” Brad said, pulling two pokéballs from his belt, “Meloetta’s not going to listen to you, even if you do somehow steal her away from me.”

Suddenly, all three Team Siren members were falling out of their formation, tilting their heads in confusion. “She won’t?” Sonata asked.

“No, you’ve gotta have like… probably at least five gym badges by now.”

Adagio tapped her finger to her lower lip, scrunching her eyebrows together as she thought deeply. “So then… how many gym badges do you have?”

“Six, but then again, I’m Meloetta’s original trainer, so I don’t think I necessarily need any gym badges myself.”

“Ugh…” Aria groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. “Are we going to battle or not?! I have a surprise for this little shitwipe after what he did to us last time.”

Adagio chuckled. “You’re absolutely right, Aria. Go! Chatot!”

“Go! Noivern!”

“GO! EXPLOUD!”

Once the three Team Siren girls released their pokéballs onto the rocky terrain, they all cried out loudly, including an extra loud shout from Aria’s new pokémon, whose mouth alone covered most of its body. Then, without wasting a single moment, Brad threw three of his own pokéballs onto the dirt path, shouting, “Lopunny! Gardevoir! Steenee! All of you, GO!”

“Lop looop!”

“Gaaardevoiiir.”

“Steen!”

Then, turning to the pokémon levitating beside him, he said, “Meloetta, I want you to sit this one out. I don’t want you going anywhere near these girls, you hear me?”

“La metta,” she agreed with a nod, slipping behind Brad’s back and grabbing onto his jacket for protection.

“Now, Exploud!” Aria shouted, pointing here finger towards Brad’s pokémon. “Use boomburst!”

“Chatot! Protect!”

“Noivern! Protect!”

“Oh, shit!” Brad exclaimed, remembering how much that move did the last time he saw it. “Steenee, protect! Lopunny, bounce! Gardevoir, once the attack is over, hit that Noivern with a draining kiss!”

Then, the attack happened. Exploud took in a deep breath, both from its mouth as well as the ports on its body, sent booming soundwaves out of all its extremities, causing a borderline earthquake from the severe magnitude of the blast. Before it could hit the others, though, Chatot, Noivern and Steenee all managed to protect themselves just in time from the massive blast of sound, with Lopunny jumping into the air, barely missing the mirage of sound underneath her feet. Gardevoir was the only one who took the brunt of the attack, but luckily, with the amount of special defense she had, the attack was able to do little more than knock her to the ground, still in pain, but not nearly as much as the others would have received. Finally, once the attack had ended, Gardevoir rushed over to Sonata’s dragon-type, waiting for its shield to break so that she could plant a kiss on its cheek, sucking the power away from it to heal herself back up.

“Noivern!” Sonata shouted as Gardevoir backed herself away. “Are you OK?”

“Vern!” it shouted, shaking its head to wipe of Gardevoir’s fairy saliva.

“Our turn!” Brad then announced, clenching his fist. “Lopunny! Finish your attack off on Chatot! Steenee, use toxic on that exploud! Gardevoir, moonblast to finish Noivern off!”

Then, with anger in her voice, Adagio shouted, “Don’t let them get to you, Chatot! Use synchronoise!”

“What?!”

“You idiot!”

Brad couldn’t understand what her sisters were so upset about, but once the moves had been called out, the next turn officially started. Lopunny moved first, landing down on Chatot, sending the pokémon stumbling backwards, but otherwise not doing too much to damage it. Then, with its eyelids furrowing angrily at Brad’s team, it released its own attack, sending out a psychic soundwave that swept through the dirt path, hitting even her own teammates. Lopunny, Gardevoir, Noivern and Exploud all shrieked in pain from the booming attack, stumbling backwards in surprise, but for some reason, Steenee just watched it all happening, completely unaffected by the noise at all. Had the attack missed her? Was she immune to the move?

As Brad tried figuring out what was going on, however, Aria immediately grabbed Adagio by the collar of her shirt, shouting, “What the fuck was that for?! Did you not realize that synchronoise affects all pokémon who share its typing, or did you not realize that Exploud and Noivern both share typings with your stupid parrot?!”

“Get off of me!” Adagio shouted, pushing her sister away. “If your pokémon is really that weak, then it doesn’t deserve to battle in the first place!”

“Uh-oh!” Sonata shouted, breaking the other two girls from their fight as soon as Gardevoir started making its way towards her weakened pokémon. “Crap! What do I do? Uhh. Uhh! Use protect again!”

Noivern looked back with a drop of sweat sliding down its forehead, giving Sonata a concerned expression before turning back towards Brad’s gardevoir. Then, once Gardevoir got close enough, it tried its hardest to create another forcefield to block the attack, but while flapping its wings as hard as it could, putting as much energy into the protection as it could muster, eventually the shield failed, giving Gardevoir the perfect opportunity to strike. Finally, with a large, pink ball appearing in front of its mouth in the shape of the moon, she sent the attack down, hitting Noivern directly and blowing it halfway down the peak of the mountain.

“NOIVERN!”

Finally, it was Steenee’s turn to attack, sending a shot of purple poison towards Exploud, which thrashed in its place as the liquid began to seep into the ports on its skin. Aria, though, hadn’t had the chance to use an attack of her own yet, which she must have realized by now as a smile crept up on her face.

“Exploud, use synchronoise!”

“YOU BITCH!”

Then, sucking in air through its mouth and body again, it erupted into another blast of soundwaves, this time sending out a psychic attack that hit Adagio’s pokémon as well as Brad’s. Fortunately, though, they must have forgotten that Steenee even existed, once again using an attack that missed her completely, although that probably wouldn’t last long, considering that once it had finished its attack, it winced in pain from the poison within its body.

While Adagio and Aria continued fighting with each other, however, Brad immediately turned towards his own pokémon, taking advantage of the fact that they were no longer cooperating. “Good job, everyone! Now, Lopunny, use high jump kick on Exploud! Gardevoir, use psychic on Chatot! Steenee, keep yourself safe with protect for right now!”

Adagio then broke away from her fight with Aria, growling in frustration. “Protect, Chatot!”

“Hyper voice, Exploud!”

Then, in the next moment, both of Brad’s attacking pokémon made their way towards Team Siren’s, with Lopunny jumping into the air and Gardevoir glowing a blue aura. Lopunny was the first to attack, hitting down on Aria’s exploud with a torturous kick, sending it backwards several feet, but not enough to take it out of the battle completely. Gardevoir was next, sending out her psychic attack in a wave of blue, but before it managed to land against the opponent’s chatot, the bird pokémon created a forcefield to protect itself from the attack. Finally, it was Exploud’s turn. Upon picking itself up off of the ground, it dug its feet into the ground and erupted another loud blast towards all of Brad’s pokémon, missing chatot but hitting Lopunny, Gardevoir, and the shield that Steenee was able to put up just in the nick of time.

After the attacks had all landed, Brad quickly shouted, “Everyone! Are you OK?” Unfortunately for Brad, however, once he asked the question, both Gardevoir and Lopunny fell to the ground motionless, unable to continue the battle any further, leaving only Brad’s most inexperienced pokémon to battle. Aria grinned at her victory, but only a few moments after Lopunny and Gardevoir had fainted, Exploud joined them on the ground, finally being overtaken by the poison left within its body.

“Exploud! No!”

Then, it was just Chatot and Steenee, with Adagio’s pokémon now at a type-advantage over his. With a smile, Adagio then pointed towards Steenee and shouted, “Now, Chatot! Finish it with chatter!”

Finally, flapping its wings as it lifted itself into the air, Chatot opened its beak to project a loud bird sound, causing Steenee to fall to the floor in a massive amount of pain. It looked like even just one more of those would be too much for her to handle again, but thanks to her earlier fight with Aria, it looked like Chatot had already taken a decent amount of damage itself.

“Steenee!” Brad called out. “I don’t know what move would be best on that chatot, especially since it can probably take grass-type moves without any problems, so I’m going to leave this next attack up to you, OK? I trust you.”

“Steen?”

As she looked back up at Brad, he gave her a warm, comfortable smile, holding his thumb up to give her as much confidence as he could. Then, with her cheeks blushing a bright red, she turned back towards Chatot with a determined look in her eyes and charged forward. Brad had no idea what she was about to do, but in that situation, he was completely lost. It was all up to Steenee to find a way to win the match now. Chatot stared down Steenee as she approached closer, ready to take any attack she could throw at it, but after Brad’s pokémon jumped into the air, Chatot’s eyes went wide, suddenly no longer so confident in its defenses.

“SteeeeeeeNEEEEEEEE!!!”

Then, with a harrowing stomp, Steenee slammed her foot into Chatot’s neck, sending it into the earth beneath with its eyes now spinning violently, and just like that, Brad had managed to beat Team Siren yet again. Each girl looked back at Brad’s newest addition to the team, dumbfounded that they had actually lost to a pokémon like that. None of them spoke for several moments, too surprised that things actually played out like they had.

“It’s over,” Brad said definitively. “Now leave us alone.”

Adagio growled, taking a step forward with a fierce expression. “You haven’t seen the last of us! We’re going to take that Meloetta of yours, and when we do, the world will adore us!”

“Dude, if you want people to like you, just be nice! Like, have sex with them if you’re that desperate! Just stop trying to pick a fight that you’re never going to win!”

“Oh, you seem to question our resolve,” Adagio continued, putting her hands on her hips. “We will travel to the ends of the earth to take that pokémon away from you! We will not stop until the world is ours!”

“Not if I have anything to say about it!” Brad shouted, looking back at Meloetta, who appeared once again from behind his shoulder. “Meloetta! Use psychic and send these hookers somewhere far away where they’ll never bother us again!”

“La mel!” she cheered, glowing a blue aura and projecting it onto Team Siren and their pokémon. Then, almost instantaneously, the three girls, Noivern, Exploud and Chatot were all being carried into the air, surrounded by the same blue aura that encapsulated Meloetta. “Laaaaa MEEEEEEEL!” Finally, with a large windup, Brad’s psychic-type launched them into the air, sending them all flying past the mountains as they screamed in panic.

“””YOU WILL ADORE TEAM SIREEEEEEN!”””

Then, the three girls disappeared forever as a twinkle in the sky.

“Good job out there, everyone!” Brad said, finally turning towards his team with a smile. “Especially you, Steenee.” Steenee, however, did not move nor respond, instead staring blankly at seemingly the nothingness in front of her. “Hmm? Steenee?”

Just as he was about to approach closer, however, Steenee began to glow a bright, white light, shimmering brilliantly to where the clouds themselves opened up around her. Her height began to grow with her pigtails stretching further down her back, which elongated along with her slender legs. Then, once the light had finally dissipated from her body, she put her hand behind her head, giving Brad a seductive wink as her spare hand travelled down her narrow waist and curvy waist.

“Whoa… Steenee?”

“Tsareena,” she replied with a flirty stretch, causing Brad to blush a deep red along his cheeks.

“La MEL!”

Suddenly, Meloetta landed a close-combat attack right against Brad’s neck, which would have hurt a lot more had she been transformed into her pirouette forme. “Ouch!” he shouted, pulling his face out of the dirt. “Meloetta, what the cock was that all about?”

“Mel,” she responded, folding her arms and looking away just as Tsareena gave her a smug look. Was Meloetta jealous of her?

As Brad got himself back up to his feet, he began to chuckle, calling Tsareena back into her pokéball. Just because he got a new, sexy pokémon didn’t mean that he was just going to abandon Meloetta to have sex with her instead… at least not while Meloetta was watching…

“NURSE REDHEART! HEAL ME UP! HIT ME WITH THOSE D-CUPS!”

“Goodbye, Brad.”

With Brad left leaning his upper body onto the pokémon center’s reception desk, the most beautiful Nurse Redheart of all swiftly made her way into the medical room in the back, leaving Brad rejected yet again. He thought he would be used to handling turndowns by now, but with every single Nurse Redheart he met becoming more beautiful after every city, seeing them walk away became a little bit harder each time.

“Fine!” Brad exclaimed, turning towards the door. “I don’t need you! I’ll just have sex with my Tsareena! I bet she gives way better head than you!”

“La metta!” his pokémon replied with a smack across the head.

“Ow! I was just kidding! I’m sure you give the best head of all. Actually, wait… does Tsareena even have a mouth?”

Then, as Brad began to contemplate the philosophy of oral sex and pokémon, he noticed that on the west wing of the pokémon center was a hallway that connected with what he could only perceive as a shopping center. This wasn’t like the marts that he found connected to pokémon centers in some of the newer parts of the Equestria region; it was like an entire mall, only it was the biggest mall he had ever seen, with several stories of different shops and stores as far as the eye could see. He had always been told about how spectacular Las Pegasus City was in terms of commerce, but seeing it all up close was a breathtaking experience that he hadn’t expected. In fact, it was almost like the entire city of Las Pegasus was inside this one building, which meant that logically speaking, there was a decent enough chance that he would find the gym here too.

“Let’s see…” Brad said, walking up to a map of the mall and staring at the star that depicted his location. “Gym… Gym… Gym… Aha! No, wait, that’s a Planet Fitness. Come on, map! Guide me to where I need to go!”

Just as he was beginning to get frustrated, though, he saw a girl standing behind him, trying not to make eye contact as she anxiously waited her turn to use the mall map. She had purple and blue hair with a pink beanie that seemed to clash with her cyan shirt and dark gray vest while somehow fitting perfectly with her indecisive mannerisms. She was definitely attractive to say the least, but the way she rocked back and forth on her toes anxiously while trying to hold a smile was beginning to make Brad more uncomfortable than if she just spoke up.

“Uhh… Did you need to use this at all?”

“Me?” she asked, pointing to herself as if anyone else were there. “Oh, take your time. I don’t want to rush you, although I am kiiiinda in a hurry.”

Brad then stepped away from the map, allowing the girl in front of him to hesitantly step forward, eyeing every corner of the building as if she were trying to find the woman who slept with her boyfriend. “Were you looking for something in particular?”

“Yeah,” she said, still searching with her face practically pressed against the map. “Today’s my first day at my new job, and Las Pegasus is a little harder to navigate than I thought.”

“Tell me about it,” Brad said, leaning up against the kiosk. “I’m trying to find the gym here, but all I’ve been able to find are clothes stores, food joints and a place for fat people to pretend they’ll ever be skinny again.”

Just as Brad finished speaking, however, the girl by the map stood up straight again, giving him a weird look that made him seriously worry whether or not his Planet Fitness joke had hit a nerve somewhere. “Wait a second… You’re looking for the gym too?”

The pieces were now beginning to come together in Brad’s head, making his eyes grow wide. “Wait. You’re the Las Pegasus City gym leader?!”

“Well, one of them,” she said, twiddling her hair between her fingers. “There’s three of us, but you’ll meet them as soon as I figure out how to freaking get there.” She then immediately turned back around and started staring at the map again, grunting and gritting her teeth as the frustration began to grow. “Come on! How hard is it to find a gym in a shopping mall?!”

“Are you guys looking for the Las Pegasus city gym?” a random passerby asked, making both Brad and this new girl turn around and nod their heads. “Oh, they’re on the fourth floor. That map only shows the first floor. I’m glad I found you. You two would have been staring at that map all day.”

Suddenly, the two pokémon trainers looked at each other with awkward, embarrassed faces before the two of them made their way to the escalator, trying to ignore that any of that ever happened.

“Well, here we are!”

The doors to the gym were incredibly inconspicuous, to the point where a vast majority of the shoppers here would probably pass right by it without even realizing that it even existed. The only signs that showed that it was a gym in the first place were the symbol above the doorway with the Pokémon League crest and the placard on the side that read “Las Pegasus City Gym. Gym Leader: Sunset Shimmer.”

“NOOOOOOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE!”

Of course his ex-girlfriend would be one of the gym leaders at this place! Sure, he had nailed almost every single girl at Canterlot High School, but he had only developed a close relationship with one of those girls, who just happened to turn out to be a total bitch who tried to ruin his life. She had specifically used his connections to make herself even more popular at school until eventually, she became the queen B (for bitch) that nobody ever messed with. Breaking up with her was probably the hardest thing he could have done, but throughout the relationship, he felt like she didn’t even care that he existed, which she probably didn’t. That just meant, though, that he wanted to see her even less now.

“Hey!” the other gym leader called out once Brad had made it three doors down. “Where are you going?”

“I’m gonna go find another gym. I’ve already got six badges right now, anyway. There has to be more than eight gyms that I could go to, right?”

“But there are only eight gyms in the Equestria region! The next closest pokémon gym is in Yakyakistan!”

Suddenly, Brad froze, turning around slowly to give the gym leader a disturbed grimace. “You’re joking, right?”

“Sorry, but if you want to go to the Pokémon League without leaving the country to do it, you’re going to have to battle one of us eventually. Besides, what made you want to turn away at the last minute anyway?”

“Doesn’t matter,” he said, haunching his shoulders with his hands in his pockets. “Let’s just go in.”

As soon as the two of them made their way inside the gym, he immediately noticed that the interior was a stark contrast to how the gym looked from the outside. The facility was probably one of the more spacious gyms he’d been to so far, easily outdoing Twilight and Pinkie Pie’s gyms, with an entire seating area for spectators who wanted to come watch a gym battle. It was almost like the arena doubled as an arena for a circus, which added even more flare to the otherwise magically showy feel of Las Pegasus as a whole.

“Hey, you made it,” one of the gym leaders said with a soothing smile as she approached the two of them. Of course, though, it was the one Brad wanted to see the least, leaving him still with his hands in his pockets and his head facing the wall. “Flash Sentry? Is that you?”

“Oh, hey Sunset. Didn’t see you there. Stupidbitchessaywhat?”

“What?”

Then, before Brad could turn the discussion into their teenage drama all over again, the door quickly opened up once again, with smoke bombs suddenly filling up the arena, followed by fireworks shooting off in all directions. It was an entrance made exactly for a place like Las Pegasus, which left only one person who could have been the culprit behind this.

“Come one! Come all! See the majestic feats of the world’s strongest pokémon trainer! You will be dazzled and thrilled, on the edge of your seats! If you haven’t purchased your tickets yet, get them before they’re sold out to see the greatest spectacle ever seen by human eyes! It’s the gym leader of Las Pegasus City, the Great and Powerful TRRRRRRIXIIIIIEEEEEEE!”

Finally, the entire gym was filled with pyrotechnics, loud music, an entrancing light show and thunderous applause, most likely funneled in through the sound system seeing as how nobody was there but them. Once Trixie appeared out of the smoke, however, the only one clapping was the newbie gym leader, while Brad continued to sulk and Sunset Shimmer yawned with boredom. Then, upon seeing her lackluster response, she flipped a switch, turned off all the special effects and hung up her hat and cape, joining the other gym leaders beside him.

“Alright,” Trixie began. “Don’t everyone buy tickets at once. There’s plenty more where that--Brad?” As soon as she arrived where the other gym leaders were standing, her eyes went wide, giving Brad another headache from yet another girl he wasn’t particularly excited about seeing. “What are you doing in Trixie’s gym?”

“Oh,” the third girl said, exchanging looks between Brad, Sunset and Trixie. “It seems like you all know each other. I guess I’m the odd one out again. Eheheh.” Then, after clearing her throat, she held out her hand and said, “My name is Starlight Glimmer. It’s a pleasure to officially meet you.”

Even though Brad wasn’t exactly thrilled to be seeing two out of the three gym leaders, he didn’t want to be particularly rude to them, especially the hot new girl. With a deep sigh, he put all his past emotions behind him, grabbed hold of Starlight’s hand and said, “I’m Brad Sentry, but most people call me Flash.”

“Probably because he finishes so quick,” Trixie said quietly, as if she were pretending Brad wouldn’t be able to catch what she said.

Before Brad could start laying into the narcissistic attention whore, however, Sunset quickly intervened by asking, “So… What are you doing here? I doubt that it’s to see me after… you know…”

“I’m here for the redemption badge,” Brad said, looking Sunset directly in the eyes.

Rather than laugh or question him like the others had all done so far, though, Sunset stared back inquisitively before eventually shaking her head and saying, “OK. You’re gonna have to earn it, though.”

“That shouldn’t be a problem,” he replied with a chuckle. “Wait… I don’t have to beat all three of you, do I?”

“Actually, why don’t you two handle this for me?" Sunset said, backing away from the other gym leaders. "I think I’ll be the referee for right now.”

“What?!” Starlight exclaimed once Sunset began making her way towards the referee’s box. “But this is my first day as gym leader! Are you sure you want me to handle an in-person gym battle right off the bat?”

“Lighten up, newbie,” Trixie said, wrapping her arm around Starlight’s shoulder. “Luckily for you, you just happen to have someone on your team who has never lost a single gym battle. Yup, you’re in pretty good hands with this--”

Before Trixie could finish, Sunset began laughing hysterically, making the white-haired girl glare daggers in her direction. “I’m sorry, Trixie,” Sunset said. “You’re right. You have never lost a single battle as the Las Pegasus gym leader. Oh, and how many gym battles have you won, if you don’t mind my asking?"

Trixie growled in Sunset’s direction, making it obvious that she must have never been in a gym battle before either. Suddenly, the idea of challenging the Las Pegasus gym didn’t seem like such a bad idea after all. Sure, he would have to deal with Trixie’s trash talk the entire time, but he was battling two trainers who had never even been in a real gym battle before, whereas Brad had already won six badges!

“Alright,” Brad said, loosening up his arms. “So how are we doing this? Do I have to take you down individually or--”

“Incorrect!” Trixie said, pointing towards Brad. “We’ll have a double battle with four pokémon a side! Think you can handle that?”

“Alright. That works for me.”

Then, with a cocky smile on his face, Brad made his way over to his side of the arena as the other two walked in the opposite direction, Starlight Glimmer seemingly shaking the whole way. Once they had taken their place on the field, they turned their attention towards Sunset Shimmer, who then lifted her hand into the air and announced, “Are all trainers ready?” Finally, with a nod, they all looked back at their referee to begin the match. “Challenger Brad vs. Gym Leaders Trixie and Starlight Glimmer. Begin!”

Without wasting a second, Brad pulled out one pokéball and shouted, “Gardevoir! I choose you! You too, Meloetta!”

“La mel!”

“Gaaardevooiiiir.”

“Nice choices, Brad,” Starlight said, pulling out a pokéball of her own. “I guess that’ll make this a full-on psychic-type battle! Go, Alakazam!”

“Go, Gothitelle!”

As the two gym leaders threw out their pokéballs into the battlefield, two human-shaped pokémon appeared as soon as the light faded, one in the shape of a yellow man with a spoon in each hand and the other a shape of a woman covered in black, lined with several white bows. Now, with everyone’s typing the same, Brad was going to have to either find a way to sneak in a couple of hard hits or get ready for an extremely long battle. Luckily for him, he at least had a fairy-type on his team, which would do at least a little bit more than a psychic attack, but if either Alakazam or Gothitelle knew a ghost-type move, he was as good as done for.

“Alright, you two!” Brad shouted to his pokémon. “Hit ‘em both with psychic!”

“Alakazam, use psychic!”

“Gothitelle, you too!”

Suddenly, the entire arena was filled in a giant wave of psychokinetic power, blurring the vision of everything around it, changing multiple colors until eventually, the sphere of energy imploded, creating a giant explosion that sent shockwaves throughout the gym. Brad tried crouching low to the ground, centering his gravity as much as he could, but within seconds, the blast had him flying backwards, knocking his back into the stands while dust covered the arena. If he received that much of an impact, he could only imagine what the pokémon behind the attack had actually gone through, let alone the gym leaders. Once the dust finally cleared, though, all four pokémon remained standing as if the attacks had done nothing, although none of the gym leaders splayed out on the floor could say the same.

“Trixie is OK! Ow…”

“I… have a feeling that we should probably try a different strategy,” Starlight said, helping Trixie untangle herself from the auditorium bleachers.

“Please do,” replied Sunset, recovering from her own fall, even though she had no part in that attack.

Brad may have been seeing things, but it appeared as though even considering that none of the damage taken was very severe, it seemed like the damage taken by both Gothitelle and Alakazam was slightly more than what his own pokémon had taken. If he just kept this strategy up, he would win, supposing the others didn’t try something crazy out of--

“Alakazam! Recover!”

Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuu……

“Gothitelle! Use psyshock on his gardevoir!”

They were already planning their next attack?! “Shit! Uh… uh… Meloetta! Use sing on Alakazam! Gardevoir, hit that gothitelle with moonblast!”

Alakazam then began to shine a rainbow of light with any damage taken to it disappearing in an instant while Gothitelle released several orbs of psychic energy, flinging them towards Gardevoir. Meanwhile, Meloetta made her way over to Alakazam, opened her mouth and began to sing, causing its eyes to grow heavier and heavier until it eventually dropped both of its spoons, falling backwards and beginning to snore. Then, before Gothitelle could get its attack off, Gardevoir released an attack of its own, sending a pink ball of energy over and hitting it direct center, taking the brunt of its psyshock attack once her turn had ended. Brad had a plan now, but it needed to be carried out next to perfectly in order to work.

“Gardevoir, I think one more moonblast will do the trick against Gothitelle! Meloetta, use relic song against Alakazam!”

“Why are you targeting Trixie’s pokémon first, you ingrate?!” the wizard chick asked angrily. “Gothitelle, use psychic on Meloetta once it turns into a fighting-type!”

Starlight Glimmer, though, looked to be the trainer most scared of all. “Ooohhh, boy. Alakazam! Wake up! Hurry!”

Once the attacks had been issued, however, the battle began. Meloetta started off by opening her mouth to sing yet another song, only this one managed to damage Alakazam while it was asleep as Meloetta’s body began to change into its pirouette forme. Then, as Gothitelle was getting ready to launch one of its own attacks towards Meloetta in her new form, Gardevoir once again charged up her pink aura, making the ball as big as she could before launching it towards Gothitelle. The black pokémon’s eyes went wide just as soon as the attack landed, sending it backwards along the floor until finally, it collapsed completely, no longer moving a muscle.

“Gothitelle!” Trixie exclaimed. “Who said you were allowed to sleep?!”

“Gothitelle is unable to battle!” Sunset announced, lifting her arm. “Trixie is now down to one pokémon!”

“Sunset Shimmer!! Whose side are you on?!”

Sunset replied with a smug shrug, turning her attention back towards Meloetta and Alakazam where the real action was. “OK, Meloetta!" Brad shouted. "This is it! Hit it with close-combat!”

“Wake up, Alakazam! Use psychic!”

Then, to everyone’s astonishment, Alakazam woke up, but just before it was able to release its psychic attack, Meloetta sent a violent chop to Alakazam’s body, dropping it to the ground. Sunset then waited for a few more seconds than she did with Trixie, just to make sure that she wasn’t making any mistakes, and once enough time had passed, Sunset raised her arm towards Starlight Glimmer and announced, “Alakazam is no longer able to battle! Starlight Glimmer is also down to one pokémon!”

Brad pumped his fist with enthusiasm, even though he knew that Meloetta probably wouldn’t be able to survive another attack in her current form, not to mention the beating that Gardevoir had taken already. As he finished celebrating, however, both Starlight and Trixie smiled like they had something up their sleeve, tossing their pokéballs into the arena with a newfound confidence.

“Go, Starmie!” shouted Starlight Glimmer.

“Slowking! Go!” yelled Trixie.

Then, once the two pokéballs landed on the gym leaders’ side of the arena, the two pokémon that emerged were a purple double-star with a red gemstone at its core, along with a pink bipedal pokémon with a shellder-like crown atop its head. They both appeared to be water-types, which meant that even if the pokémon he was using at the moment fainted, he would still be able to use Tsareena to take care of them for him. Still, though, he didn’t want to take any chances before he knew what kind of damage they could do.

“Quick, Meloetta! Turn back with relic song against Slowking! Gardevoir, hit that Starmie with a draining kiss!”

Starlight smiled as if everything had gone according to plan. “Starmie, use trick room!”

“What?!”

Before Starmie had the chance to use its move, Meloetta quickly opened her mouth to sing, hitting Slowking with her attack, although the real purpose was to bring her back into her aria forme before they could use her typing against her. Once she was back to normal, however, Starmie’s back started spinning rapidly, changing the layout of the gym into a holographic cube without doing any damage to any of the pokémon inside it. He wasn’t exactly sure what had just happened, but he didn’t want to take the time to find out.

“Gardevoir! Now!”

“Ah, ah, ahhhh!” Trixie said, wagging her finger. “It’s not your turn, Bradley. Slowking! Iron tail on Gardevoir!”

Brad quickly turned his attention towards Gardevoir, but rather than moving at the speed he was used to seeing, she had slowed down severely while Slowking had somehow turned on its jets. Within an instant, Trixie’s slowking was right next to Gardevoir, its tail glowing a bright silver until with a giant twist, it slammed Gardevoir into the floor, knocking her out instantly. The blue-haired boy immediately turned over to his ex to see if there was something illegal that Trixie had done (which he actually expected of her), but rather than calling a foul, her hand was already facing Brad’s direction.

“Gardevoir is unable to battle! Brad is now down to three pokémon!”

This was no problem. He still had three pokémon he could fight with while the other two just had one pokémon a piece. Plus, to make things even better, he didn’t even need to think about who he was going to send out next. Pulling a pokéball off of his belt and throwing it onto the battlefield, Brad shouted, “Tsareena! I choose you!”

“Tsareena!” she cried upon entering the battle, turning around and blowing Brad a kiss, which made Meloetta yell in objection.

“OK, Tsareena! I think you’re gonna move before Meloetta, so why don’t you hit that slowking over there with a power whip! Meloetta, you come in behind with psychic!”

“Slowking! Fire blast that grass-type!”

“Buuuuuullshit! Hey, ref! Are you even watching this?!”

Sunset Shimmer, however, paid no mind to Brad’s objections as Slowking released a breath of fire towards Tsareena, hitting her directly with one of the most powerful fire-type moves that existed. Tsareena then retaliated by reeling her arm back, which glowed an even brighter red than before, swinging down for a power whip attack against Slowking… who just barely missed her attack. Slowking then raced its way back to its own side of the field while Tsareena gave it the dirtiest scowl she could, picking herself off the floor.

“You’re next, Starmie!” Starlight cried. “Finish that grass-type off with a signal beam!”

“How is that fucking legal?!”

Then, just as soon as Tsareena had taken a severe blow from the fire blast just moments ago, Starmie sent out a beam of bug-type waves, slamming against Tsareena with no problem. Tsareena tried to stay on her feet, doing her best to take the attack head on like nothing was the matter, but by the time the attack had finished, she had reached her limit, falling to the ground before she could even land one attack. The worst part was, though, that Tsareena was his backup plan in case anything went wrong, which meant that with her down, there was now a much bigger chance of him losing this entire battle.

“Tsareena is unable to battle! Brad is now down to two pokémon!”

Brad then summoned Tsareena back into her ball while pulling out the last pokéball he had left, tossing it into the arena. “Lopunny! Go!” Now the battlefield was set with the final pokémon of the match: Slowking, Starmie, Meloetta and Lopunny. Whoever fainted first left their teammate up against a two-on-one battle, which Brad needed to avoid at all costs. “Meloetta! Let’s get that psychic attack going!”

“La mel!” she shouted, sending a psychic blast toward Slowking, which didn’t seem to be fazed much more than what it had experienced from Meloetta’s relic song. That, however, was probably the exact key that he needed to win this. Slowking had already taken two attacks from his strongest pokémon, and even though they were relatively weak against a pokémon as bulky as Slowking, they were obviously starting to add up.

“Your turn, Slowking!” Trixie announced. “Use surf against Meloetta!”

Shoot! Trixie was using Brad’s own logic against him! Even though a surf attack from Slowking wouldn’t do much necessarily, it was starting to add up against Meloetta, who had been in the battle longer than anyone else. Immediately upon announcing the move, Slowking created a tidal wave seemingly out of the ground and rode it down, sending the water crashing down on Meloetta, causing her to cough but otherwise being OK. What he hadn’t anticipated, though, was that the attack also landed against both Lopunny and Starmie, still not doing too much damage against either, but still doing damage nonetheless.

“Hey, watch out, Trixie!” Starlight called out. “You’re gonna end up hurting Starmie.”

“Hmmph! Maybe Starmie should learn how to swim. Besides, it’s not like a special attack is going to do much against Starmie.”

Just then, however, Brad got an idea. “Lopunny! Use dizzy punch on Slowking!”

“What?! NOOOO!!!!”

Lopunny then made her way over to Slowking, spinning on the heels of her feet before finally, she sent a punch directly into Slowking’s gut, knocking it backwards and sending it to the floor. Everyone waited for Slowking to get up, but finally, after several moments had passed, it was pretty clear that there was no way Trixie’s pokémon was getting back up. It had been hit with a physical attack, which was Slowking’s real weakness.

“Slowking is unable to battle!” Sunset said, lifting her hand towards Trixie. “Trixie has officially been eliminated!”

The girl with white hair then growled, stomping on the floor in anger. “Trixie calls hacks! There’s no way this low-life trainer managed to defeat the Great and Powerful Trixie!”

“Hang on, Trixie,” Starlight said. “It’s my turn now, and I think I might know a way to win this. Starmie! Use signal beam on Meloetta!”

That was the final nail in the coffin. With a green gleam shining across the gem on Starmie’s body, a beam of light then soared towards Meloetta, sending her to the floor in the same manner that had happened to Slowking. Brad waited anxiously, even though he knew that there was no way she would be getting up after all the attacks she had undertaken already. This round was over, and Starmie was the winner.

“Meloetta is unable to battle! Brad is now down to one pokémon!”

Brad gritted his teeth, trying to come up with a strategy. The good news was that while trick room was still in effect, he would get to move first, but the room was going to fade away shortly after that, making it to where whatever move he decided to use, he needed to use it quick.

“Lopunny! Use dizzy punch!”

“Looooopunny!”

Then, just like before, Lopunny spun on her heels, twirling in circles before landing a straight punch to the gemstone in the center of Starmie’s body. The damage done wasn’t severe, but it still did its fair share of damage. What surprised everyone, though, was that shortly after getting punched, Starmie began to look around, even turning around completely as if it didn’t know which trainer it belonged to.

“Wait,” Brad said, “is it confused?! Lopunny! You confused it!”

“Hoo?” Starmie cried, looking around some more.

Starlight Glimmer, though, was now biting her bottom lip as her face bore that of panic. “S-stay in this, Starmie! Hit it with psychic!”

Starmie then looked back at Starlight with a question mark over its head until finally, it used a psychic attack… on itself, hurting itself in its confusion while trying to shake off the pain.

“That’s it! Now, Lopunny! Give it one more dizzy punch!”

“Lop looop!”

With a final twist, Lopunny spun itself in a circle, sending one last punch into Starlight’s Starmie and sending it into the wall behind them. Then, as it slid down the wall of the gym, the light in the center of Starmie began to flash from light to dark, signifying that it was on its last shreds of health. Everyone watched intently to see if Starmie’s light would eventually flash back to normal, allowing it to perform one last move, but finally, the light grew dim without returning. Starmie had fainted, and Brad had yet again pulled away with a miracle.

“Starmie is unable to battle! Challenger Brad is the winner!”

This battle had had so many turnabouts that Brad couldn’t even remain standing anymore. As soon as Sunset made the final announcement, Brad summoned Lopunny back into her pokéball and fell backwards, lying in the floor in exhaustion as he tried to slow down his heartbeat. He had the stupidest grin on his face, knowing that he was now one badge away from being able to make it to the Pokémon League, where he would finally be able to prove to his father that he had made it, and if he had made it to the Pokémon League, maybe he could make it in music too…

“Yo, Brad,” Starlight said, standing over him with Trixie by her side. “You alright?”

“Hey, Trixie,” Brad said, keeping his stupid smile. “Have I ever told you how much I love it when you wear dresses?”

Trixie then looked down at her dress, seeing exactly where Brad’s eyes were angled and backed away, holding onto her crotch to keep it away from the teenager’s view. “Who told you that you could stare at my great and powerful panties?!”

“Well, well, well.” Brad then sat himself up, seeing Sunset Shimmer clapping her hands as she approached before stopping in front of him with her hands on her hips. “I’ve gotta admit. I’m impressed. I mean, Trixie and Starlight are both knew, but you really handled yourself out there.”

“Oh, because now you care…” Brad said, folding his arms and looking away. “Let me guess, there’s something you get out of giving me the redemption badge isn’t there?”

Sunset Shimmer sighed sadly, looking down to the floor before falling to her knees and looking her ex in the eyes, “No, Brad. In fact, here…” As Brad turned his head to see what Sunset was holding out, he found that in her fingers was a badge in the shape of a red sun, blue moon and purple star, all linked together to form the redemption badge. Before he could even reach out to grab it, however, Sunset pulled out his hand, placed the badge in his palm and gently folded his fingers on top of it, patting his hand gently with a smile. “I promise, Brad. I’m not the same person who I was back then.”

“What exactly happened between you two?” Starlight asked, making Trixie roll her eyes.

“Heeeere we go.”

“Me and Brad dated for a little while in high school,” Sunset explained. “I have to admit, I wasn’t the greatest girlfriend--or person in general--but I want you to know that I’m better now. That’s what I love about Las Pegasus City. We all came from backgrounds where we were less than perfect, but we changed! And now we’re better than ever.”

Brad looked back down at the badge in his hand, seeing how it sparkled in the lights within the gym, and with a smile threatening to creep up on his face, he placed the badge inside his jacket, placing it alongside the other six he had collected. “OK, I have to admit, this badge is pretty cool… but that doesn’t mean I can just start trusting you so easily.”

“Come on, Brad,” Sunset said, helping Brad up to his feet. “What could I possibly do to get you to believe me?”

“Well… remember how when we were dating, you said you would never sleep with me?”

“Well, duh! I would look like the school prostitute if everyone found out I was--Ohhhhhh…”

Suddenly, Sunset’s eyes dropped to the floor, rubbing her arms nervously as Starlight switched glances between the other three trainers in the room, trying to piece together what was going on. “Uhh… Does anyone mind filling me in on what just happened?”

“Brad is trying to get Sunset Shimmer to have sex with him,” Trixie announced in a way specifically to make everyone uncomfortable.

Starlight flinched, looking back at Brad just to make sure she had heard correctly. “Wait, really? You mean like here? And he’s being that upfront about it?”

“Meh,” Trixie shrugged. “That’s just the way he is.”

“You can’t just… I mean do you really think that… There’s no way--”

“Sure, I’ll have sex with you.”

Starlight’s jaw dropped, still in disbelief at what she was hearing. “You’ve gotta be kidding me! Just because he’s mad at you you’re going to sleep with him right here in the middle of the gym?!”

“I don’t think you realize what a bitch I was back then,” Sunset replied with a laugh. “You’re welcome to join in if you want.”

Starlight was now beginning to cringe, holding her hands up while she backed away slowly. “I uh… I don’t think that…”

“Suit yourself,” Trixie said, making her way up the stairs to the auditorium seats. “You’re also welcome to join Trixie in having a front row seat to the show.”

“This is insane!” Starlight cried, holding onto her temples as she started laughing nervously. “This is actually insane! We are in a gym! And you two are gonna have sex… and Trixie is watching!”

“Actually,” Sunset began, walking behind Starlight and pushing her into Brad’s chest, “why don’t you go first?”

Starlight then looked up to see Brad grinning down at her, making her take a step back, holding her arms across her chest and looking down at the ground with a total lack of confidence. “I… I don’t know… This is all so sudden, and I’ve never done something like this before--”

“Take your top off!” Trixie called from the seats, somehow eating a tub of popcorn as she waited patiently for the show to begin.

The girl in the beanie gulped, looking back at Sunset, who gave her a nod, then looking back at Brad, who gave her his signature sexy grin whenever he wanted to seal the deal. Then, finally, Starlight tossed her beanie to the floor, slid her vest down her shoulders, crossed her arms and pulled her teal shirt over her head, revealing her C-cup breasts that were hiding underneath, barely shielded by her thin bra. Brad was so entranced by her perfect body that he completely forgot that he wasn’t just watching a porn video, staring uncomfortably as Starlight shimmied her way out of her leggings, tossing her boots to the floor. Once she saw how glued Brad was to her body, however, she crossed her arms, turning her shoulders to the side as her face blushed a bright red.

“I don’t want to be the only one doing this…” she said, looking down at the floor.

Sunset Shimmer giggled, placing her hand on Starlight’s shoulder. “Here, let me show you how it’s done.”

Then, seductively pulling off her denim jacket and casually dropping it to the floor, she reached down to the hem of her shirt and pulled the fabric off, leaning forward to give Brad the best view of her cleavage before reaching back and unhooking her bra altogether. As Brad began staring yet again, however, Sunset quickly turned her back to him, pulling down the zipper to her skirt and squatting down, slowly pulling the fabric down her legs while allowing the perfect panty shot to freeze itself into his mind. Finally, stepping out of her skirt with a flick from her foot, Sunset ran her hands along her hips, gently grabbing the tips of her panties and sliding them down at an excruciatingly slow pace, making sure Brad enjoyed every moment as her bare butt was gradually revealed. Now, as she flung her panties to the other side of the gym like a slingshot, she was completely naked, bending over forward and pulling her buttcheeks apart to reveal her slit for the first time.

He had wanted to have sex with Sunset Shimmer forever, but now that it was actually happening, he almost couldn’t believe what he was seeing. She had the perfect vulva that seemed like it was made just for him and him alone, and the way she bent over gave him the prime view at her back door, which he hoped he could explore at a later date. As his attention became glued to Sunset’s body, however, Sunset shifted her attention over to Starlight.

“OK. Your turn.”

“I’m… not so sure I want to go through with this anymore.”

“Come on.” Sunset then wrapped her arms around Starlight’s chest, squeezing her breasts gently and making her sigh out in surprise. “You’re telling me you have tits like these and you want to keep them all to yourself?”

“Really, Sunset. I don’t think anyone wants to see these.”

“Yes we do,” Trixie called again from the stage, making Starlight give her an unwelcoming glare.

Then, breaking away from Sunset Shimmer, Starlight finally began reach behind her to undo the hooks in her bra. “OK,” she said. “This is my first day as gym leader, after all, and I do want to make a good first impression. After all, I did lose the match.”

“Less talking and more stripping!”

“QUIET!”

Trixie then froze, halfway into eating another handful of popcorn before shrugging Starlight’s outburst off and putting the kernels into her mouth. Finally, the hooks to Starlight’s bra came off, which she then slid down her arms to reveal a pair of perky boobs, staring at Brad with their beautiful purple color. Then, turning around just like Sunset had, she grabbed hold of her underwear and pulled them down her thighs, much quicker and more awkwardly than the other gym leader. Once she was completely naked, though, she couldn’t help but put one arm around her nipples while her spare hand covered her womanhood, bending over in embarrassment as her cheeks grew even redder.

“Good job, Starlight,” Sunset said, slapping her on the back. “I really like your curves, by the way.”

“...Can I go home now?”

“Not yet. Brad here still needs to show us what we wanna see.”

Brad had never felt self-conscious about his body before, but the minute the two girls looked back at Brad with their painfully beautiful bodies bare for all to see, he suddenly wondered whether or not he would be able to match up. This was the first time two girls he had never seen naked before threw themselves so easily at him, which, to be fair, made his dick the size of the Sierra Neighvada mountains, but still made him hope it was good enough for these two hotties. Fortunately for him, though, he didn’t need to be the one to do the work, seeing as how Sunset went down to his belt for him, pulling the material through the loops until she could detach the button, pulling the denim down his legs. Then, once he felt his jeans touch his ankles, Sunset grabbed hold of his boxers and gradually pulled them down his thighs until his cock bounced out of his underwear, greeting Sunset in the air and making her mouth practically water.

Before he could even suggest what they did first, however, Sunset immediately put his member into her mouth, sucking it back and forth while Starlight backed away in embarrassment. “I don’t have to do that… right?”

Then, raising an eyebrow, Sunset Shimmer popped Brad’s cock out of her mouth, wiping off some of the saliva that connected his dillhole to her mouth. “Actually, yeah, you do.”

As Starlight began to cringe in fear, Sunset made her way around the timid gym leader and gently pushed her to her knees, now directly facing Brad’s external extremity. Without even thinking, she slowly backed her head away until Brad grabbed hold of his shaft and pulled it down to her mouth, where she then timidly opened her lips and allowed his penis into her mouth. Starlight then looked up into Brad’s eyes as she moved her mouth along the length of Brad’s shaft, giving her the cute, innocent vibe that he loved as she performed fellatio on him. She was slow at first, but after getting used to the taste of his skin against her tongue, she was able to close her eyes and stick more cock into her mouth, going faster now with every bob she made.

“Hey, no fair!” Sunset said, making Starlight open her eyes again to see the veteran gym leader rubbing herself below. “If you’re gonna blow him, at least let me have the other side.”

With her eyebrow raised, Starlight pulled Brad’s phallus out of her mouth and asked, “By other side, do you mean his--”

“Here, let me show you.” Then, approaching Brad again she said, “Go on. Lay down.”

Brad was used to following Sunset Shimmer’s commands, although they normally ended badly, making him hope she wasn’t secretly going to do something gross just to have Trixie take pictures and laugh. As he gradually descended to a laying position, however, Sunset Shimmer placed her legs on each side of Brad’s face and squatted down, placing her vulva right above Brad’s mouth. Sunset then motioned her head towards the blue-haired boy’s manhood, which was now being unused, ready for attention. Finally, once Starlight got onto her stomach, she grabbed Brad’s dick again, rubbing the skin up and down before placing it in her mouth again, moving her fingers in tandem with her mouth. This just left Sunset as the only one left without receiving any attention, and with his mouth opening up, Brad allowed his tongue to gradually lick down Sunset’s slit, starting with her nub and gradually trailing down her orifice.

“Oh, fuck that’s good!” Sunset moaned in a little more than a whisper. Then, bringing her eyes upwards to see what was going on over on Sunset’s end, Starlight gradually began focusing on the head of Brad’s penis while curiously staring at her coworker in the throes of pleasure. “Starlight, you have got to try this.”

Starlight then popped Brad’s dick out of her mouth, rubbing him up and down quickly to soothe his aching nerve endings while her mouth was busy elsewhere. “I don’t know about that. I’m kinda busy down here, although I’m still not exactly sure what I’m doing.”

“You wanna switch?”

Brad couldn’t see what was going on due to his mouth attending to its job against Sunset’s clitoris, but the moment he felt Starlight let go of his penis, Sunset also pulled herself up from her squat as the two girls swapped places. Starlight was still obviously a little hesitant as she stepped above Brad’s face, staring down into his eyes while his eyes traveled up to the crease between her legs. Sunset, however, had no such hesitation, lowering herself to just above Brad’s genitals, grabbing hold of his cock and angling it upwards, and with her eyes locked with Starlight’s, she fell down on top of him, allowing his dick to navigate through her folds.

Sunset was now bouncing on Brad’s lap, flipping her hair back as she held onto his legs, pushing more and more of his manhood through her vaginal canal. As Starlight looked on, it seemed like she was becoming more and more hesitant, like she was afraid that somehow she was going to perform badly, despite the fact that all she needed to do was bend her knees and let Brad take care of the rest.

“Sit on his face, already!” Trixie called out.

Then, looking over at Trixie in the stands, everyone could see that she had also begun a session of her own, with her panties now around her knees as she rubbed her fingers around her opening. Starlight was obviously scared, but she was also a determined kind of person, and finally, with her eyes closed, she lowered her hips and allowed Brad’s tongue to quickly swipe at her vulva, making her yelp in surprise. Sunset, however, was beginning to laugh, taking Brad’s cock in deeper through her vagina until she could feel his tip pressing against her edge.

“It’s a little surprising at first, but you get used to it,” Sunset said, moaning in pleasure as Brad hit one of her sensitive areas.

“And how are things going on your end?” Starlight asked, breathing softly as she yet again allowed her legs down lower for Brad to explore her further.

“He’s actually still getting bigger, so I’m having a blast over here.”

Starlight tilted her head. “Still? Ah!” Then, without warning, Brad flicked his tongue against Starlight’s nub, causing her to fall forwards straight into Sunset’s chest. Her face grew red again, pulling herself out of Sunset’s cleavage just to find that her hands had grabbed hold of Sunset’s boobs in the process. “Sorry! It’s just… Brad made me feel really good for a second.”

Sunset chuckled. “That’ll happen to you, and you don’t need to feel embarrassed. We’re both girls, right?”

“Yeah, but…”

Starlight looked away uncomfortably, despite the feeling in her groin causing her to practically grind her lower lips against Brad’s, pressing her pubic hair along his lower lip. Sunset, though, rolled her eyes, leaned forward and said, “Here. Let me show you that it’s not a big deal.”

Suddenly, Starlight was moaning in pleasure, feeling both the sensation of Brad’s tongue going into her vagina as well as the feeling of Sunset grabbing hold of Starlight’s tits and sucking tenderly at her nipple. Brad could even feel how much Sunset was turning Starlight on based on how much tighter her inner walls gripped his member, making it that much more pleasurable as he struggled to push himself in deeper. Meanwhile, Starlight seemed to be enjoying it just as much, sending fluids streaming down her crotch, which Brad happily drank up, tasting the nectar of what could have very well been Starlight’s first time. As Starlight moaned louder and louder, however, Brad’s shaft grew to its maximum length, making every thrust count towards sending Brad into his final moments.

He had been waiting for years to have sex with Sunset Shimmer, and he wasn’t about to let it be cut short all because some other girl decided that she wanted to make Brad twice as horny. In fact, if she wanted to make Brad finish quicker, he would make her finish quicker, stretching her labia further apart so that he could search for her G-spot with his tongue, making Starlight’s breaths grow louder and shorter in the meantime. Suddenly, though, Sunset pulled herself off of Starlight’s boob and made her way up to Starlight’s mouth, giving off the faint sounds of the two of them moaning into each other’s mouths while their lips came together. Brad knew at this point, he wasn’t going to last much longer and quickly pulled his tongue off of Starlight’s pelvis, instead replacing it with his finger as he searched for her orgasm receptor.

“Ahhh!” she moaned, pulling her mouth off of Sunset’s for a brief moment. “Keep going, Brad. Ohh, it feels so good. Mmmm!”

He was now humping Sunset as powerfully as he could, not even allowing her to thrust with him due to the severity of how hard he was tossing her into the air. As he was busy going as hard as he could on the two girls, though, they were busy going hard on each other, which he could see more clearly with his face off of Starlight’s pussy. Their mouths and tongues were going insane, attacking each other with all their power as their hands fondled each other’s breasts, squeezing harder and making them moan louder. The newer gym leader, though, was especially into it, her voice growing higher in pitch to the point where it sounded like her vocal cords could snap at any moment. This was the exact moment Brad had been waiting for, and putting all his attention on his finger, he pressed against a throbbing layer in between Starlight’s legs, pushing harder and harder until the moment he had been anticipating.

“Ahhhh!! Brad! What’s going on? Mmmmm what’s happening to me? Ah! AH! AAAAAHHH!!!!”

Suddenly, fluids shot out of her opening, squirting all over Brad’s mouth and body as her orgasm took hold of her mind, leaving her whole body convulsing from the overwhelming sensation in her pleasure center. This, however, gave Brad the stimulation he needed to finish himself off as well, sticking he cock as deep into Sunset’s vagina as he could and pumping cum into her womb, making Sunset moan along with Starlight. Her inner walls were contracting against his shaft, squeezing his skin and pulling more of his seed inside her, giving it a warm home as more warm fluids entered inside her. Then, grabbing hold of Sunset’s waist, he pressed her pelvis as close to Brad’s as he could get her, forcing the semen into her deepest cavity while he violently throbbed as much as he could and ending his orgasm along with Starlight, who’s pussy was now trickling down into a small stream from her squirting session.

Finally, it was all over, and everyone’s bodies were far sorer than they thought they would be. Brad had the easiest time recovering, seeing as how all he had to do was lower his hips, allowing semen to gradually slide out of Sunset’s pussy. Sunset and Starlight, though, both fell backwards onto their butts, breathing heavily from their session despite Brad doing all the hard work for them. While all three of them waited to catch their breaths, Sunset Shimmer began laughing, causing Starlight to crack up with her in some kind of hilarity that Brad didn’t understand.

“We should do that more often,” the flame-haired girl said, splaying her legs wider.

“I don’t know about more often,” Starlight began, “but I definitely agree that I enjoyed it. A lot. Like a loooot!”

With another laugh Sunset then turned her attention up towards the stands. “How are you feeling up there?”

“Trixie came,” the voice called out, lying down like the others with her legs spread out. “In fact, we might need someone to clean this up.”

Starlight, however, rolled her eyes. “She wants to talk about cleaning up? She should see the mess I made. I must have gotten it everywh--” Just as soon as she looked down to see the damage she had done to Brad, however, she looked up to see that he was already halfway done changing, pulling his belt through the loops to finish the process. “Wow. That was quick.”

“Trixie tooold yoooouuu!”

“Sorry, girls,” Brad said, putting his cap back on his head. “I’d love to help clean up, but I really need to get to the next gym.”

“Speaking of which, I saw your badges,” Sunset said, rising to her feet and pulling more of Brad’s cum out with her finger. “Is there any particular reason you chose to do the Canterlot City gym last?”

Suddenly, Brad turned to face Sunset, looking directly into her eyes despite her bare body still splayed for him to see. “Wait… What do you mean ‘Canterlot City gym’?”

“Did… Did you seriously not know about that?”

“No! You’re telling me this whole time, I’ve been travelling across the Equestria region when I really had a gym in my own backyard this whole time?!”

“Sorry, I thought you knew.”

Brad quickly put his hand to his face and shook his head, realizing that he was taking his frustrations out on a girl who just had sex with him to prove how moral of a person she was. “No, Sunset. I’m sorry. I guess it doesn’t really matter which order I get the badges in anyway.”

“I’m surprised no one told you, considering who the gym leader is.”

Now Brad’s interest was really peaked.

“Who’s the gym leader for Canterlot City?”

“Brad… Norman is the gym leader. How did you not know that?”

“...My best friend is the Canterlot City gym leader… and he never told me…?”

Author's Notes:

Norman:
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