Author's Notes:

A/N: So the last stories were a bust altogether. Turns out we are not good at making spin-offs or AU's of what we made. Goes to show you can't be good at everything.

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

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"And so, the magic must be flowed through your output area. Only then could you actually do what high ranking unicorns, earth, pegasus, and many other species have done. Who knows? You might actually become like me or my teacher, the archmage Celestia in time." A purple unicorn in pink robes says as most of the class tries to plug their ears from the noise right beside them.

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"And now, I will show you a proper spell to wake up unruly students like the archmage does." The unicorn says before lighting up her horn.

"SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNO…OW!" The stallion yells as a giant purple hoof appeared in front of him and slapped him across the face, leaving a large red mark on his cheek.

The unicorn smiles. "And that's how you wake others up. If you have bunk mates that will never wake up, this spell would do it. I'll teach you all the spell along with basics too." She says smiling.

"Only if we get to stare at that flank of yours. Why hide it from us?" The yellow stallion calls grinning.

The unicorn just raises an eyebrow unamused as she lights up her horn again. "And this is what I do to those I meet at the tavern at times." She says as the large purple magical hoof appears again in front of the stallion.

"Whoa now. I'm just making a compliment. You are a sexy mage. I wouldn't mind taking you on a flight." The stallion says still grinning as he holds his hooves up.

The unicorn kept an eyebrow raised before smiling broadly. "You're right. I would like a flight." The stallion looks proud of himself. "And see you in the dungeons." She added before a loud smack was heard.

"Ow!"

"Now then, let's continue on with the basics and…" The unicorn says turning back to the board.

"Fuck this. I'm out." The stallion says getting up and walking out.

"Then you are expelled." The unicorn says not looking.

"I'm not even a student. You need barriers that check if you are a student or not." The stallion called back as he walks out into the hallways.

The unicorn was a bit stunned as she held the writing magic in her magical grip ready to write. 'How did he get past the main barrier?'

The stallion yawns as he walks along the halls. "Well, that was boring. Wonder what they see in these classes. Can't be the learning. Has to be some of the sexy mares here." He says to himself as he peeks into one doorway and sees another mare in the middle of teaching before he continues on. "Yep. Sexy." He says before taking a turn at the crossroad in the hallway and heads to a dead end that lead to a door and pushes it open. "Hey…."

SHRING

"Nice blades. But I'm better than your lazy ass guards." The stallion says grinning while two spear blades were at his throat as he looks to the large white alicorn mare sitting behind a large desk.

The mare didn't even register what was happening as she concentrated on a rock on the desk.

The stallion pushes the spears away and walks over and leans over the desk and peers at the rock. "If you want to get blood from the stone, then just try and crush it." He says grinning as he holds up his own hooves. "I would be happy to give my hooves for that."

"Trying to devise a transfiguration spell." She says.

"Into what?" The stallion asks eyebrow raised.

"A piece of cake." She said.

The stallion barely caught himself on the desk as the answer caused him to lose his balance completely. "Come again?"

"A piece of cake." She replied again.

"Is this what you all you do all day?" The stallion asks looking to the guards but sees both of them on the floor.

"Yes. I need my daily cake." She said.

"No wonder you have such a big flank. Though I don't mind that." He said looking back at her mischievously and quickly switched with a guard and he was blasted.

"Don't give me such an outrageous line." The mare said angrily before realizing something. "Oh dear." She said peering over her desk and looks at the stallion in front of her. "Sorry."

The stallion smirked as he made his way out of the hallway going back to his point of entry.

"Okay. The job paid and done for. Now I just need something to eat." He said as he looks around the wooden high-end town with some buildings made of stone. "How long until the alarm sounds and they realize they had an intruder?" The stallion questions, taking something out of his pack and started eating on it.

As if to answer that, an alarm sounded out from the school behind him with a loud shrieking sound. "That did it." He says trying to calmly eat the trail rations as he starts making his way through the alleyways.

"Find the bastard!" A guard yells running past the alleyway.

"Morons." The stallion says before casting a slight illusion to make his fur red for a bit.

"Hey! Have you seen a yellow stallion?" A guard asks looking to him.

"Besides, the one in armor that ran passed." The stallion says smirking inwardly knowing that the guard would tackle the first guard he sees, but didn't instantly recognize them.

The guard blinks and looks ahead of him. "Hey! Stop right there!" He yells running up to the second guard and tackles him.

The stallion chuckles as he continues walking along the alleyway. "Idiots." He said to himself as he stayed with the illusion and heads out of the alley and into the street. "Now where's the alchemy shop?"

A pair of guards ran past him and he looks around before ducking into a shop and checks outside. "Finally." He says to himself as he drops the illusion. "Hey! Big flanked zebra! You here?!" He calls into the shop.

His reply was an exasperated sigh as the mare turns to him from over a pot.

The stallion grins and walks over before putting a bag on a table. "Okay. Got your shit water." He said taking out a jar filled with dark water and puts it on the table. "Shit plants." He said dragging out some bent flowers with only half with roots and dirt. "And shit bark." He said taking out a plank of bark and throws it on top of the plants. "Now where's my pay? Oh and a few strands of Celestia's mane." The stallion says showing her them.

The zebra stares at him. "Good enough." She said taking out a bag of bits. "Here's your pay."

"Thank you." The stallion says taking the bag and changes the illusion to blue this time. "By the way, can I get a piece of that flank of yours?" He asks grinning lewdly.

The zebra kept staring at him. "Same answer as last time."

"Aw. Why do you have to be like that? Doesn't your kind have sex every day?" He asks chuckling.

"That's a stereotype that is untrue." She said with a blank expression.

The stallion chuckles as he heads out and takes flight.

The zebra sighs and looks to her flank. "Most of the time." She said shaking it slightly.

"He got away?!" The purple mare yells at the guard as the white mare rubs her head.

"Yes, we couldn't find a yellow stallion Ms. Twilight." A guard says.

Twilight groans out loud. "Great. Just great. Now we have a possible threat to the school."

"Well, I wouldn't go that far." The white mare says.

Twilight glares at her. "He got past the barrier and was able to sit in on a class and even able to take us down easily if he wanted."

"And yet he didn't and even told you he wasn't a student." The white mare says curiously.

Twilight frowns still. "He even told the great archmage Celestia off and talked about your flank. He even talked about my flank."

"Well, you do have a nice one." Celestia teased.

Twilight groans as she uses her magic to pull her robe down more. "And what's that say about you?"

"A lot of things." Celestia says chuckling.

Twilight huffs. "I just want to find this guy so I can give him the hoof slapping he deserves."

"Oh, someone smitten?" Celestia teases.

Twilight glares at her. "Like you?"

Celestia smirks. "Oh, my dear Twilight. I don't fancy myself that well."

Twilight rolls her eyes. "Says the mare who takes a few guards every now and then."

Celestia grins. "Well, I do love a good gangbang now and then. Especially with all the different types of students we have."

Twilight groaned as she facehoofed before she remembered something about the stallion.

"Oh. You thinking how good he might be?" Celestia teases.

"No, now that I think about it. He didn't have the same smell as we have." Twilight says.

Celestia raises an eyebrow. "Now that you mention it, he smelled salty."

"We are a few miles from the sea." Twilight says.

Celestia nods. "So we might have a sailor in our midst."

"No, bad." Twilight says playfully bopping her with a book.

Celestia giggles. "Careful or I will throw you into the guard's room again and watch it all." She said smirking.

Twilight instinctively covers her flank with her tail at that. "Fine." She pouted.

"So why are you so flustered? Is it because a stallion actually hit on you?" Celestia asks.

Twilight growls. "Because he embarrassed me in front of the class and has the nerve to call me sexy and actually propose taking me on a flight."

"And are you mad he didn't have feminine features?" Celestia teases.

Twilight huffs. "I just want him in a dungeon now."

Celestia hums. "So you want him to yourself then?" She asks smirking.

"Stop twisting my words." Twilight says.

Celestia chuckles. "I'll see about finding him. He seems quite an adversary and maybe something fun for us to enjoy."

"Yes, I could always use a test dummy." Twilight says.

"For sex spells." Celestia said grinning on her own thoughts of the spells she has.

Twilight just frowns to her.

"Hmm. Lion ass but I can make it work." The stallion says.

"Hey!" The griffon in front of him shouted at him.

"Oh, I am just teasing feather duster." The stallion says smirking.

The griffon huffs. "Look, buddy, this is the line for the contracts. You don't need to stare here." She said slapping her flank.

The stallion grins as he reaches over and rubs at her flank. "I don't know. There is something worth staring." He said chuckling.

The griffon groans as she walks up to the board and looks it over. "Quit petting my ass." She said flicking her tail at him.

The stallion keeps chuckling and moves up and looks over the board as well. "Oh well. There are hotter flanks out there. But I would put yours on the list." He said before picking up a paper and stops as the griffon grabbed it too. "Work together hot lion ass?" He asks grinning.

"I can't believe we are from the same island Sky." She says.

Sky shrugs. "But from different parts of the island. You just grew up better than me. So…work together? I promise I won't rape you." He said grinning.

"No thanks. You are a little too mischievous for me." The griffon says trying to be nice.

"Oh, too bad Gilda." Sky says smirking.

Gilda scoffs. "Besides, I have other jobs I can do while I'm doing a big one anyway."

Sky laughs. "Well you are mischievous as well and you like to mess with others so how about it? Come on. I promise I won't molest you."

"Yeah. I don't buy that or you wouldn't be holding my flank right now." Gilda says.

Sky looks to his hoof on her flank. "Whoops." He said pulling his hoof away. "But can you blame me? I love a hot flank such as yours. I wouldn't mind hitting it right now."

"Save it lover boy. Now find an assignment." Gilda says walking away with the paper.

Sky chuckles as he stares after her. "Still hot." He said before turning to the board and picking up another paper. "Another fetch." He said walking away reading it in detail. "Oh, someone wants me to fetch someone and bring them in…isn't that bounty hunting?" Sky asks confused.

"Yes, it is." Gilda said walking past with her bags.

"Why is it here then?" Sky says confused.

"Who cares? You picked it up so go do it." Gilda said packing her bags.

"Yeah, yeah lover." Sky says walking out.

Gilda stares at him and shakes her head. "Idiot."

Sky yawns as he flew above the clouds and looks down to the land below. "Boring barriers. Boring divides. Boring shit all over. How about a flight barrier?" Sky says looking at a map.

"Hey, cap? Who is that?" A pegasus asks as he and a group of his subspecies watching Sky who hadn't noticed them.

"A pegasus, who else?" The captain said raising an eyebrow.

"But do you know him?" The pegasus says.

"Pegasus don't know all pegasus." The captain said.

"I have never seen him in the tribe." The pegasus says.

"Because some are freelancers." The captain said.

"Hello, hot stuff. What is your name?" Sky asks.

They suddenly turn ahead of them and stop as Sky was in front of him. "How did…?" The pegasus asks shocked.

"I have wings. I can fly and now how about you my fellow yellow pegasus?" Sky asks wiggling his eyebrows.

The captain frowns. "You shouldn't be here. This is a war zone now and no civilians allowed."

"Isn't that for the entire continent?" Sky asks smirking.

The captain just slaps him across the face.

"Oh, you are fiery like your mane. Me likey." Sky says smirking.

The captain huffs. "You better get out of here. What are you even doing here anyway?"

"A job. So what is your name my very sexy fiery pegasus?" Sky asks.

"Spitfire so back off buddy. I'm running the skies here." Spitfire says poking his chest.

"Oh, ok. Command away hot stuff." Sky says making most of the stallions snicker at he took it to a sexual tone.

Spitfire blushes and glares at him. "Go away."

"Alright, but before I go, you know anything about this Barb Claw?" Sky asks double checking the name.

Spitfire blinks. "Hey. We're hunting him."

"Oh, small world." Sky says showing her the job paper he had.

Spitfire blinks and takes it and looks it over. "Huh. So you are taking a bounty on him."

"Look what type it is classed as." Sky says pointing to it and soon Spitfire saw it and was unamused.

"Tch. You're just a snatcher. Nothing else." She said throwing it back at him.

Sky catches the paper. "But I still need to follow you. So I guess I'm stuck with you sexy flame."

Spitfire growls as many of the squad look to Sky with pity.

Sky hums. "So can I follow you? I wouldn't mind staring at that tight flank of yours. Looks sexier in that outfit." He points out their skintight suits.

"Ok, you are getting a little too fr…" Spitfire was cut off by a voice.

"I see you have already gotten you a pony from the bar." Another pegasus in a skinsuit said.

Sky leans around Spitfire and smirks. "Yeah. She's pretty damn hot. Right?"

"He is obviously already drunk as well." The captain mocked making Spitfire sigh and facepalm at the situation.

Sky chuckles suddenly in front of him. "Hey, buddy. How close did you get to her?" He asks placing a hoof on his shoulder and grips him hard.

"Oh great. The drunk is off the two-bit wo…" The stallion didn't get to finish before letting out a yell of pain,

Sky hums as he kept smiling. "See. The one thing I don't do…is heinous things. That includes rape…" The stallion lets out a hell of pain. "Murder for no reason." Another cry of pain came from him. "And also, assholes that get in my way." He says before they heard a loud crack and the pegasus falls onto a cloud in withering pain. "Oh and that was your front hoof. So learn some manners." Sky says before hopping off the cloud and gliding away.

The others stared at the pain wrecked stallion before flying away themselves. "Wow. He's good." One of the pegasuses says to Spitfire.

"Watch him. Especially if he is going after Barb Claw." Spitfire instructs before taking off.

Sky yawns as he lays on a cloud looking down into a valley filled with small towns and heavy forests. "So where's the asshole?"

"Somewhere in the forest." One of the stallions says nearby as they rested on a cloud and looked over maps.

"Captain hot stuff send you?" Sky asks,

"Yes. To make sure you don't scare the target away." The stallion grumbles.

"Yeah, sure." Sky says laying on the cloud leisurely.

"You might scare him away with dead on boredom." The stallion quips.

"So what is her story?" Sky asks.

"Who?" The stallion asks frowning to him.

"Captain hot stuff." Sky says facing the sky and closing his eyes.

"Nothing to tell. Especially to one like you." The stallion said glaring at him.

"Ah, I see. You know nothing." Sky says.

"I know a lot." The light blue stallion said angrily.

"Sure. That's why you know anything about your captain." Sky says trying to prod him into talking.

"Oh please. I know she likes a drink now and then." He said huffing.

"Who doesn't?" Sky says yawning.

"Some of the youngins." He said rolling his eyes.

"Ok gramps." Sky says.

"Shut up. At least I'm not a cheating asshole." He said throwing a puff of cloud at him.

"No. You just can't get one to look your way." Sky says.

"And able to get some mares in bed. I thought you don't with your actions back there." The stallion huffing.

"Sorry if my skills intimidate you." Sky says using the cloud to cover himself up for what looked like a nap.

"Lazy asshole." The stallion mutters going back to his maps.

"I mean, so what if you wind up old and alone." Sky says.

"That's it! I'm asking the captain to get a new supervisor for you." The stallion yells as he gets up and flies away.

"Just send captain hot stuff." Sky calls.

"She'll decide for you!" He calls back.

"We shall see." Sky says before covering his eyes with a bit of the cloud.