(Displaced)(I regret nothing)

Remind me to destroy thank that merchant if I ever see him here. One second i'm at a gaming convention dressed as my (personally) favorite commander, the next second, i'm in a world (with some additional items mind you) filled with mythical creatures that are at war with each other. Time to save a bunch of pastel colored ponies. Did I mention i'm immortal now? Also, Luna keeps looking at me funny.

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