Anon has been in Equestria for two months, he can say that for the most part his life here isn't half bad. That still doesn't change the fact that a certain dragoness is constantly annoying him at every possible turn. Yet, despite her being annoying, at least arguing with her makes him feel as if something is normal for him here.

(Substantive editing by SirReal)

(Additional thanks to RC2101_Copey and Shadowghostalex for proofreading.)

Thanks to Dr. Vodka for commissioning this story.

(Art by: i am nude)