The cultists thought they couldn't go wrong with a resurrection of King Sombra. They'd get a cool ruler, rad hallucinations, and he'd probably chain them up and whip them! It was the perfect plan...
Until the police showed up, hit the Dark Lord of Crystals with a paralysis spell, and dragged him off to court.
"All rise, Princess Celestia presiding..."
Inspired by the utter hilarity of naturalbornderpy's 101 Interesting Facts About Draconequi.