Today has been interesting, to say the least. This morning Celestia walked into the kitchen to find her top of the line chef, Gourmet, passed out on the floor and surrounded by glass. Upon further inspection she also found that the fridge was open and that the cake she had made for Luna's surprise birthday party had gone mysteriously missing.

Well, maybe it wasn't missing. It could have just been moved to a different spot. Besides that, she still wondered why her favorite chef was passed out on the floor with a broken bottle laying beside him.

There were a number of theories that could be made about that one; from him deciding to have a private celebration, to being knocked out. She doubted that it was the latter, but it was still a possibility. Just not a very likely one.

After having a nurse come by to grab him she made her way back to her room and got started on making invitations. She was making out a few letters and having them sent out. She also needed to get started with preparations. She thought it would be best to leave Cadence out of this arrangement, seeing how Luna seemed pretty pissed at her last time she was over.

She never did get the full story on what had happened. She would have to make it a point to ask Ryan some time, he didn't have a lot of shame from what she could see. He would tell stories about things that, any normal pony, would be embarrassed by. But, rather than be embarrassed, he would make a joke and laugh about it.

Yeah, he is definitely an interesting character, there's no doubt about that. There was one story he told that made her worry about his mental health...and allowing him anywhere near fire.

"What kind of man would do that to his own genitals?" She asked herself, still wondering why someone would be so brutal to their own body.

Ignoring any further thoughts about Ryan's weird behavior she went back to sending out letters to the whole gang. There wasn't allot of ponies to invite; Primarily it was just going to be her, Luna, Ryan, Twilight, and the rest of the elements.

This should be fun! They can play games, get to know Ryan better, and just spend time together. That was something they hadn't done in a long time.

The letters were sent out to their respective ponies, now all she had to do was inform some of the castle staff of the arrangement so they could get started on setting everything up for a lovely evening among friends.

After finding no trace of the cake she asked for a few of the other chefs to get started on preparing a new one for the party.

Much to her surprise, Luna and Ryan were nowhere to be seen. They were usually up around the same time as her. Well, Luna usually was. Ryan was a bit more stubborn. Settling on the idea that they decided to sleep in, she made her way over to her sisters room and gave the door a few knocks. She could hear a few groans from the other side, but not much else.

Celestia pushed the door open, wanting to have them up and ready for the party. Luna was the only one who knew about the party, as she had not gotten around to informing Ryan about it quite yet. Though, she did assume that Luna would tell him at some point. He probably knows. She would have preferred to have the party yesterday, on the day of her sisters birthday, but they simply had too much to do.

She made her way into the room and flicked on the lights. The first thing to grace her vision was a large lump in the blankets on the bed. After moving closer to get a better look, she saw the two huddled up against each other, just cuddling the day away. Luna's face was buried into the humans bare chest and Ryan's arms were wrapped around her form, his head resting just a bit higher than hers, angled in a way to keep him from being stabbed by her horn. The sight would have been absolutely adorable if it weren't for the fact that the whole room smelled like sex and booze.

This whole room, the bed especially, needed a viscous scrubbing with bleach. All of the bleach!

Without further delay, Celestia grabbed the blankets and pulled it off of the sleeping couple. Not caring that they were literally butt-ass naked in front of her. She's seen more than enough of both of them for this to phase her. "Rise and shine, love birds. The day is young and-"

Fuck your shit!

Celestia quickly ducked as a glass bottle came flying for her head, just barely managing to dodge it. It flew over her and shattered against the wall, leaving shards of broken glass spread out in the nearby area.

She rose back up, glancing at the broken bottle before glaring back at Ryan. Surprisingly, he was till fast asleep. How in the hell did he do that if he was still passed out?

Never mind, right now she just needed to get them up. Her horn started glowing as she prepared a spell.

Shit, fuck! Wake up, you stupid son of a bitch!

Ryan groaned as his eyes began to feel as though they were being forced open. He spotted Celestia, who quickly took notice of him regaining conciseness, and watched as a glow in her horn began to fade away. He let out an annoyed sigh. "What?"

She was gonna do a thing. I don't know what it was, but I'm not taking any chances!

Celestia, thinking he was talking to her, cleared her throat before responding. "As I was saying earlier; you two need to get up. Our guests will be here soon and Luna needs to ready herself for the party."

"What party?" He asked, his face contorting a bit from confusion.

One of Celestia's brows raised at his question. Had Luna really not told him about the party, or that yesterday was her birthday? "Yesterday was Luna's birthday, the party is today. Did she not tell you?"

Ryan's wore a deadpan expression as he took in the information. He let it all seep in as last night's events started flooding back into his mind at record speed. His encounter with Discord, Gourmet, the shopping cart, the-

Uh oh...

The cake...

Luna began to stir from her sleep, the sound of the two talking finally being enough to pull her out of her slumber. The first thing she saw was Ryan, propped up on one of his arms. She smiled and sat up just enough to kiss his cheek. "Good morning, hun."

Ryan didn't respond, making her feel a bit uncomfortable. She started to notice the expression on his face, a look that he had whenever he realized that he had just done something that was either really bad, or really stupid. He also seemed to be looking very intently at something behind her.

She turned around and saw her older sister standing just a few inches from the bed. "Tia, what are you doing in here?"

Her gaze left Ryan and shifted to her little sister. "I was coming in here to wake you. The castle staff is currently getting everything ready for your party and the invitations have already been sent. We can't seem to find the-"

She stopped as a soft squelching noise was heard when Ryan began lifting himself off of the bed. His body froze as he realized what he and Luna were both laying on top of. "Did we really...just right there...Like it-?"

Like it didn't even exist.

Celestia leaned closer to them to get a better look at what they were laying in. "Is that the cake I had Gourmet make for the party?"

Luna's eyes widened. Did her sister just say that, that was the cake she had made for her party? Her head slowly turned toward the human laying beside her, her eyes glaring daggers at him. "Ryan..." She said with a slight venom in her voice.

"Uhhh..."

She was about to charge her mate when suddenly a chunk of the cake was thrown in her face and Ryan took off at a full sprint out of the room, making an odd noise as he made his escape from the room.

The night princess growled as she wiped the cake from her face with her hands. A light chuckling caught her attention from behind her. Her sister seemed to find something about this amusing. "What's so funny?"

Celestia placed a hand over her mouth, trying to silence herself. "I'm sorry." She said between laughs. "I don't know why that got to me. It was just too funny."

Luna and Ryan would meet again in the bath house where he would explain the whole situation to her. She couldn't help but get a few laughs from his story. She was a bit shocked with how well he played off his shenanigans as a good natured gesture, that mind of his is definitely a crafty one.

Once the air was cleared between them they got to work with cleaning each other off in the bath, pausing to kiss or make out every so often. There was a quick relief period between the two of them. This led them to having to drain the water and refill it to get cleaned up again, but they didn't mind. They were having fun and they still had some time to kill before the party actually started.

After they had gotten themselves cleaned up they went back to their room to get dressed. Seeing how this was technically a formal event, Ryan wore his favorite suit; which consisted of a pair of black dress pants and a vest overtop of a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up passed his elbows. As usual, he tossed the tie aside and settled with having his moon necklace take its place, keeping the top buttons of the shirt undone so it could be seen.

He placed a bit of gel in his hair and spiked it to the side, something he liked to do that made him look nice as well as it still looking pretty cool in his eyes.

Ryan made his way to Luna and his jaw nearly dropped. She wore, what they called in his world, a convertible navy blue maxi dress. It hangs low and is very loose around the lower body with a wavy look to it. She had a teal hue around her eyes and cheeks that shined and glistened in the light. Finally, she wore black lipstick...that's all that can really be said about it. It's black...

Never the less, she was absolutely stunning. Luna began walking over to Ryan, her hips swaying almost hypnotically with every step. His eyes couldn't seem to leave her as she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. "Holy fuck, you are gorgeous."

"Aren't you the sweetest." She giggled, staring up into his bright blue eyes. She wondered how she managed to be so lucky to find someone like him. Granted she kind of cheated when it came to the whole finding him part, but still, she felt like the luckiest mare in the world.

They stood in relative silence, merely enjoying the others company. Even when all was quiet, everything that happened between them just felt so perfect. No matter what happened the only thing they wanted was each other. Nothing else mattered when it came to their mate. The world could be burning around them and, as long as they got to hold each other, they'd let themselves burn.

Sadly, this little daydream of theirs had to come to an end. There was a party waiting for them just outside of their room and they fully intended to be in attendance.

The couple made their way to the dining room, where the party was being held, with a bit of pep in their step. Luna managed to catch a glimpse of something that struck her as a bit odd. Ryan looked nervous.

She stopped just before they could enter the dining room, causing him to stop as well to check up on her. "Everything alright, sweetheart?"

"I could ask you the same thing." She said with a knowing look.

Shit, make something up!

He smiled at her, doing his best to mask his feelings. "I'm fine, Luna."

She raised a brow at him, knowing that he wasn't telling the truth.

"Okay, maybe I'm a little nervous about meeting the whole gang. Give me a break, I'm only human."

Luna couldn't help but laugh at this. In all actuality, despite the obvious biological dissimilarities, human and pony kind were pretty much the same. Hell, they even spoke the same languages. At least, that's what Ryan had told her. They just had different names for them. Among language, humans had come up with ways to fly, control the weather-

The government controls the weather. DON'T LET THEM LIE TO YOU!!!

-and even lift things without using their hands. They truly were an interesting species, and very smart from what she had deciphered. She would like to see more of them one day, but the chances of that happening were very slim. But, a mare can dream.

Despite Ryan's words, she knew that what he said wasn't true. There was something else bothering him, she could feel it. From the looks of it though, he wasn't planning on telling her what it was. Not yet anyway.

"Come on," Ryan pushed, like literally, he started pushing her into the party. "time's a wastin!"

Once they entered they were met by a whole lot of hollering that totally didn't make Luna jump and scare Ryan into cowering like a little bitch behind her.

Stop being a pussy and get out there. It's a party, this is your territory!

Ryan peeked over Luna to see an assortment of mares of all colors and sizes. One very poofy pink looking pony was holding some sort of rope in her hand and upon pulling it a number of canons sounded off, shooting confetti every which direction.

...or maybe it's not...

"What the actual fuck?" He asked no one in particular.

Focus! Just play it cool and stick to the plan. We can't fuck this up!

Luna laughed, knowing these ponies she was able to expect something like this, but Ryan was completely unaware which just made it funny to her. "Calm down, they're not going to hurt you."

Ryan walked out from behind Luna and stood by her side, playing it off as if nothing had happened. "I know that, I was just...caught off guard is all."

"You're too cute." She said, grabbing his head and pulling him in for a kiss.

He accepted it and ignored the whistles and whooping going on around them. You'd think this room full of mares was a college frat house with how much noise they were making. Ryan broke the kiss and smiled at Luna. "Go fuck yourself."

She gave him a hard, but playful, punch in the arm before sending him off into the small crowd to mingle. And by all means, she actually shoved him, causing him to bump into a very colorful Pegasus.

In his mind this had been planned between them, because right as he bumped into her, her hands grabbed on to his arms and pulled him in between two other mares among her.

They all stared at him in all, letting out a series of gasps to show how fascinated they were of him. Ryan had never seen these mares before. The only one from their group that he had any knowledge of was Twilight and he didn't even know her all that much. If anything he scared that poor mare more times than he can count. From what he could see, the young purple alicorn was talking to Celestia while Luna was speaking to two other ponies that he didn't know.

He took a moment to analyze the mares around him; One was a light shade of blue with wings and a rainbow mane, she was wearing jean shorts and a white tank top. Another one was orange with no extra extremities, she had hair almost as blonde as his and was dressed much like how a cowgirl would in his world.

She even has the hat!

The final pony was clearly a unicorn; her body was whiter than white and she had purple hair that had been expertly curled to its current position. He really had no way to describe what she was wearing, but it was fancy. That's all he could really get about it.

He eyed this mare for maybe a minute and she quickly took notice of this. In fact, she was starting to look uncomfortable. He figured he should probably say something to fix this. "Thanks."

She cocked her head to the side and gave him a questioning gaze. "I beg your pardon?"

"Well, after looking around for a bit I was starting to feel a little over-dressed. Felt like I needed to run off and change into something more casual, but you have taken my self-esteem and given a much needed push." He explained, her features softening up a bit as she realized the point he was getting across. "So thanks for making me feel less awkward. Lovely outfit by the by. The name's Ryan."

He held a hand out and she smiled as she reached out and accepted it. Once it was in his grip he decided to play the true gentleman role and lifted it to his face, placing a kiss on her knuckles. She blushed slightly in response. "It's no wonder Princess Luna is so taken with you. You are quite the gentlecolt. I am Rarity, the element of generosity. It's a pleasure."

She reminds me of a much more refined version of our aunt...Keep and eye on her...

Ryan nodded to her then turned to face the cowgirl-er pony? I don't fucking know, I'm a human for shit sake! He held a hand out to her, which she quickly accepted, nearly crushing the appendage in her grip. "Howdy, partner. I'm Applejack, the element of honesty."

His hand instinctively tightened until his grip matched hers. He'd have done that to begin with if he had known that she had the handshake of a fucking body-builder!

"You got quite the grip there." She commented, releasing his hand. "I take it that you're a working man."

He silently winced at the pain in his hand, but played it cool. Can't look like a total bitch in front of Luna's friends. "I dabble here and there. I do construction for some of the many buildings in Canterlot. Back where I come from though I was doing everything from farm work to demolition. I'm real good at demolition."

She chuckled, "I'll be sure to give you a holler next time I need a barn taken down. Last time I had RD do it she nearly took out half of Ponyville."

Before he could respond, the blue Pegasus that had pulled him into this little circle cut it. "Hey, it wasn't that bad. Besides, no pony should have been complaining. They got a free show from a genuine wonderbolt."

The two mares rolled their eyes at the Pegasus, who merely scoffed at them before jumping in front of the human with a look of pride. Mostly cockiness, but still pride. "Anyway, I'm Rainbow Dash; Fastest flyer in Equestria and element of loyalty."

You forgot ignorant, stuck up, and bitch...

Wow, where the fuck did that come from?

Ryan paused for a moment, analyzing this mare especially. "You seem like the daredevil type, am I right on that?"

Rainbow Dash seemed to light up a bit at this, as if she were expecting a challenge to be issued. "Heck yeah, I am! I can take on anypony at just about anything."

"Bet you can't out-drink me."

Luna felt a small tingle run down her spine.

Rainbow Dash seemed shocked by this. She had just met this creature from another world and he already thought he could best her at something. "Oh really?"

Cockiness levels rising. Prepare for shit-storm!

Just as Ryan was about to retort he felt a hand grab him by the arm and pull him away from the group. Come to find out, it was Luna who was pulling him away. "Okay, that's enough you two. We don't need my mate having too much fun."

"But-"

"No, Ryan. No drinking games tonight." She reprimanded while still somehow managing to look playful about it.

"What's wrong, Ryan?" Rainbow began, "Can't stand up to your mare?"

This was a cruel way to tease Ryan, in his sense. He wasn't going to argue with Luna, he would respect her wishes simply because it was the right thing to do. But now, he went from wanting to take this mare on in a friendly drinking game to wanting to beat her with a golf club.

Give her the same treatment Elin gave to Tiger Woods.

"Well, Rainbow..." Luna cut in, "If that's how you feel then I guess you won't be drinking tonight either."

Rainbow Dashes face immediately dropped, her cocky attitude vanishing in less than split second. "What!? B-but-"

"No buts. You're just going to have to settle with watching your friends have fun without you." She said with a smile, dragging Ryan off to meet the rest of the group while leaving Rainbow in a pouting heap; her friends whispering back and forth and giggling at her.

Ryan and Luna made their way to the next group, the human leaning over and kissing his princess on the cheek. "God, I love you."

"You better." She teased.

They went up to the group, which consisted of Celestia, Twilight, and two ponies Ryan has yet to meet. One of them was yellow with a pink mane. She wore a simple pair of pants and a green sweater. She seemed shy...and had really big boobs.

Holy shit...

Luna smirked and pushed his head to the other mare, knowing that Fluttershy was basically eye candy to him. This one was pink with an even pink-er mane...

How is that possible!?

Like with most of the others she was dressed rather casually. A pair of pants and a pink t-shirt with balloons on it. She was a bit thicker than the others. She wasn't fat, but she had noticeably more meat on her bones. This one appeared as though she was going to jump out of her skin at any moment and in the blink of an eye Ryan's vision went pink.

Oh God, it's going to consume us!

The mare wrapped the human in a spine crushing embrace, lifting him off of his feet like he weighed no more than a feather. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie and I hope that you and I can be friends!" She said at speeds that could not be matched before releasing him so he could breathe. "You're weird looking. Not a bad kind of a weird though, more like a fun kind of weird. You know; the kind of weird where you're like 'Oh! That looks cool! I wanna try it.' You and I are going to be great friends! I can throw you parties, we can play games, there's just so much we could-"

The flow of words came to a relieving end as Twilight placed a hand over Pinkie's mouth. "I think what she is trying to say is; It's nice to meet you."

The pink mare nodded furiously in agreement, a few muffled noises coming from her mouth as she attempted to vocally agree as well.

Ketamine is a hell of a drug, kids. Stay clean, don't be a Pinkie.

Ryan placed a hand to his head, massaging his temples as he tried to recuperate from whatever the fuck just happened. "I think I'm going to have an aneurism."

Celestia put a hand to her muzzle to keep herself quiet. This was already becoming pretty amusing to her. Rather than interfere, she figured that she would just sit back and see how the rest of this plays out.

"That's not good." Came a very timid voice just beside him. Ryan turned to see the final mystery mare very slowly making her way over to him. "Are you going to be okay? If you're not feeling well then maybe you should see a doctor."

He waved a dismissive hand to her. "I'm fine, it's just an expression where I come from."

She blushed slightly, mostly from being slightly embarrassed for not realizing he wasn't serious. But, she managed to put on a smile. "Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I didn't know."

"It's fine. There's a lot of things I say and do around here that ponies don't understand. I actually spend allot more time explaining myself than I'd like to." He said with a light chuckle.

"You seem very fascinating though." She commented, actually being very interested in him and what he was. "I'm Fluttershy, it's nice to meet you."

"Ryan, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." His eyes couldn't seem to stop wandering down to her chest region. He did his best to fight it, but it was like trying to pull metal away from a magnet. A very BIG magnet.

Fluttershy caught him glancing down at her chest and blushed once again. Luckily for her, Luna came to the rescue by grabbing Ryan's head and pulling it towards her. "Stop staring." She whispered.

"I can't help it." He replied in an equally hushed tone. "They're so fucking massive! You can't tell me that you haven't been looking either."

Luna stuttered at being called out like that. "T-that besides the point!"

Ryan laughed, knowing that, once again, he had won. He grabbed her by the hips and pulled her close, placing a gentle kiss on her lips. This act earned them a chorus of aww from all around the room.

The human broke the kiss and looked around the room before speaking in a stereotypical new Yorker accent. "Ah shut up, the lot of ya."

The room then filled up with a light chuckling from every direction.

Ryan felt a light tugging on his leg and looked down to see Silver wearing, wouldn't you know it, a silver dress that fitted her small form perfectly. "Hey, shrimp. Where've you been hiding?"

Silver smiled up at him and slipped one of her hands into his pocket, dropping something into it and removing her hand before anypony could see. "I was just making sure that everything was taken care of." She said with a prideful look about her.

The human winked at the changeling. "That's my girl." He gave her a fist bump.

Luna stared them both down, knowing that they were up to something. The way they were behaving around each other was a dead giveaway that they had some sort of plan in motion. But what was it?

Silver slipped away from Ryan and Luna and was now going for for the eldest. Once she had spotted Celestia she gave her a thumbs up. The alicorn nodded and cleared her throat to get everyones attention. "Okay, my little ponies. Who's ready for some cake?"

Minus Luna, the whole room cheered. She had watched Silver give her older sister some kind of signal before she called for this. Was everypony in on it?

After the cake had been cut and served everyone sat down at the table, ate, and mingled. Ryan was getting most of the attention, him being from another world and all. He would tell stories of all kinds of things; most of them were funny, some were full of suspense and fighting, there were a couple of tear jerkers, but he tried to keep those ones to a minimum. The last thing he wanted to do was spoil a party.

Once the cake had been cleared through, mostly by Celestia and Pinkie-

At least Celestia was being subtle.

It was time for presents. Luna had told them all that there was no need to bring gifts, but they did anyway. They were friends after all. She received a number of things; A collection of old books from Twilight, a special brew of cider from Applejack, a very shiny new dress from rarity, a track suit from Rainbow, lilipop-zilla from pinkie-

That thing is taller than her!

stuffed animals from Fluttershy, and a slice of cake to the face from Celestia. Everypony laughed at the final gift, even Luna found herself nearly busting her gut at her sister's little prank. Silver went out of her way to help clean the princess off, taking a napkin and placing it over her face to wipe it clean of any pastry remnants. Luckily none of it got on her dress, so no real damage was done.

If she were being honest, she was expecting Ryan to do something like that. She mentally slapped herself for not suspecting her sister of having a plan like this up her sleeve though.

Silver pulled the napkin from Luna's face, having cleaned all of it off. Luna thanked the changeling then noticed something odd. The lights in the room seemed much more dim than they were earlier. Everypony had gotten out of their seat and was standing on the opposite end of the dinning room table, but those were just the ponies.

She looked to her side and spotted Ryan sitting on the edge of the table on the same side as her. He was holding a small black book in his hands and looking down at it as if he were reading it. Clearly she was dumbfounded by what had happened and, above all, confused.

Ryan licked his fingers and flipped the page, coughing a couple of time into his hand before reading aloud. "Luna, I can't say how much you mean to me.

Being with you has made my life so much more dreamy.

You light up my night.

Like the moon, you always shine bright."

Luna couldn't help but blush. This was probably the sweetest thing he had ever done for her. The fact that this was happening at her birthday party only made it feel that much more special to her.

"We are different, but the same.

Calm as the wind, but can't be tamed.

Before I came here my heart was always in two."

He shrugged his shoulders and looked up from the book.

"These pages are blank, why am I lying to you?"

Ryan showed her the inside of the book. As he had said, the pages were completely void of any filling. Each one was empty and white. He lifted the book and placed it on top of his head like a hat, making everypony in the room giggle.

"That's not something to worry about, I'd never lie.

Not to you, my dear. I'd rather die.

Let's cut through the bullshit, I hope you don't mind.

But this connection I have with you is unlike any kind.

Hold on."

He grabbed the book from his head and looked down at its blank pages, licking his finger and flipping it to another blank page before placing it back on his head. The ponies laughed again while Luna eagerly waited to hear the rest of it.

"I don't want to give up what I have now,

You're all too perfect.

You're sweet, you're crazy, you're well-endowed.

He paused for a second to laugh with everypony after that last line.

"You're mind may not be perfect, I know that's not kind.

But frankly I don't care, your crazy matches mine.

So enough of this foolishness, I'm ready to start my life.

What I'm trying to say is..."

Ryan grabbed the book once again, but this time tossed it aside. He got off of the table and slipped a hand into his pocket, pulling out something small before reaching out and grabbing one of Luna's. Once he had her hand in his he lowered himself down on to one knee.

Luna's eyes widened as a thought came in to her mind. That thought only became stronger when she felt something sliding over one of her fingers. Her eyes locked onto his, never moving, just waiting.

"I want you to be my wife."

There was a painful pause after he said those last words. Luna didn't say anything, she couldn't. All she could do was look down at him and the ring he had slipped onto her finger while tears worked their way down her face, making her makeup run along with it.

She couldn't believe what was happening. "Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack." He said with a warm smile aimed directly at her.

She pulled her hand away from her mate, making his face fall to something so heartbreaking that it could cause Hell itself to turn into a block of ice.

Luna stared at him for a few more seconds, then she smiled. Before Ryan could react she was upon him. His body fell to the ground from the sudden force and her face was buried into his neck.

Hoy shit! For a second there I thought we were going to be speared by that fucking horn.

"Yes!" Luna shouted to him. "Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"

She lifted her head from his neck and looked down at him, their eyes locking once again as they leaned in for what was probably the best kiss of their lives. A kiss that was filled with so much passion that it trumped all of their others added up and multiplied by 42!

The room was in a complete uproar. Everypony was cheering and hollering congratulations at them and wishing them luck and so on.

Get some!

And then there was him...

Not even a month later they were wedded and ready to officially start their lives together. Just for fun, here's a few quick add ons; Celestia was the priest.

Big fucking surprise.

Silver was the ring bearer.

She was so fucking cute! Walking down the isle in that little poofy dress. Fuck, I wanna hug her!

And Ryan's best stallion mare was Dawn Breaker.

Do we really not have a single guy friend anymore!?

Now Luna and Ryan can be seen together almost anywhere; Never leaving each others side, constantly teasing each other, and in more ways than one, and over all, just being happy.

And they were happy, especially Luna since she managed to marry the most badass human in the world. Literally the coolest motherfucker you could ever meet and a god in the sack. His greatest qualities about him was everything. Nothing was wrong with this guy. He was practically-

*Door Creaking open*

"Ryan, what are you doing?"

"Nothing sweetheart, just finishing up that story I've been working on."

"You're still not done yet?"

"I'm getting there, calm your tits."

"But if I calm them then you wouldn't be able to play with them." ;P

"...I'll be done in a minute, maybe less."

"Okay dear, I'll see you in a bit...You know, you really don't have to write that for me."

"Of course I do! It's our two hundredth anniversary and my memory is shit. Besides, I wanna do something special. And what better than to compile everything we've gone through together during our first year?"

"Alright then, you big goof. Come and find me when you're done." *Leaves*

"Don't act like it isn't a nice gesture! I know you'll love it!"

Okay guys, I got a very hot wife to go play with so I'm gonna go ahead and take off. My first year in Equestria was definitely an interesting one, but fun none the less.

And before anyone asks, yes, I said that it was our 200 year anniversary.

Fun Fact: Sleeping with an alicorn makes your immortal.

No wonder they're so picky about who they choose as a mate. That's probably why Luna got so pissed the first time we had sex and I couldn't remember. Apparently that's common knowledge here. So, yeah, a bit of culture shock.

"~Ryan, are you coming?"

"..."

Naked mare in the room. Gotta go!

Author's Notes:

It's finally done you guys. I know this probably seemed rushed, but I've been ready to wrap this up for a while now. I've got other projects in the works that I would like to get out soon and trying to monitor and update more than one story at a time on my schedule is kind of a whore.
I'm happy that this story became liked so much and even more happy that so many people just genuinely enjoyed it. I never expected any of my stories to go as far as this one did. So thank you, all of you, for all of your support.
Hopefully I will see you in future stories, but for now I must go.
That being said, adios.