This was a good idea.

Ryan hummed in approval at his brains comment. Deciding to relax in the royal bath house was a great idea and he was loving every second of it. The room was very large, white, and decorated with a number of statues. In the center was the largest bath tub/Jacuzzi thing he had ever seen. The water was heated to a tolerable one hundred and fifteen degrees and all that was left was for him to reach the highest peak of relaxation.

The heat of the water caused his skin to become red on contact, but he didn't mind. It was soothing and very calming to the nerves. What had happened earlier that day was just plain weird. He had the strangest feeling when he had locked eyes with Cadence, but now that he was away from her he felt perfectly normal.

Fucking unicorn voodoo.

"Ponies are weird." He muttered to no one. "But, I guess it's alright with Luna. I Love her the way she is and I wouldn't change it for anything in the world."

You got some crackers to go with that cheese?

"Fuck you!" Ryan started ignoring his own mental processes and reached over to his side, grabbing one of the wine bottles he had brought with him. They were very gentle on the taste buds, but still pretty strong. He didn't exactly remember how he came to possess so many, but he wasn't going to complain about it either.

He reached into his pants, which were sitting just outside of the tub, and pulled out a small pocket knife with multiple smaller attachments. One of these attachments happened to be a cork screw. He twisted the screw into the top of the bottle and pulled out the cork. With that done, he tossed the tool aside and took a small swig from the bottle.

Mmm, fruity...

He swallowed down the sweet liquor and held the bottle just in front of his face. The label read, Berry Delight. Seemed fitting enough. With his curiosity now sated he took another drink and set the bottle aside for now, letting his body sink deeper into the water.

"Mind if I join you?" A soft, feminine voice spoke from the doorway to the bath house.

Ryan jumped, not really expecting any sort of company for the rest of the night. "What the hell are you doing here?" He asked in a somewhat hostile tone. Cadence may be pretty, but whatever happened earlier was very weird and he blamed her completely. Something about her just didn't feel right and the thing he kept buried deep within the depths of his mind was practically growling at the very sight of her.

Cadence didn't seem to mind his aggressive tone and continued to make her way over to the bath. Once she was over she started looking around the water, mostly around Ryan. "You were acting a bit odd earlier. I thought I should come and check up on you."

Good thing we added the bubbles, bitch is trying to sneak a peak!

"Well I'm just fine, as you can see. So you can leave now." He said, leaning his head back to continue his quest of relaxing. When he notice that she hadn't even moved an inch he looked back up at her and started waving her off. "Go on, shoo."

She flashed him an odd grin as he tried to convince her to leave. "Come on, Ryan. You and I both know that you felt something earlier while we were singing together."

He turned away from her, his face starting to turn red with anger. Something about this mare was quickly triggering him and if she didn't leave soon he doesn't know what could happen. "You have ten seconds to get the hell away from me."

Cadence just laughed off his reaction. The way some would deal with emotional stress was always interesting. He seemed to respond aggressively, maybe she could help relieve some of that stress.

The mare started slipping off her clothes and tossing them aside. She tried to make a small show out of it, but the human's attention was more focused on a wall in the exact opposite direction. A shame, but she would make due with what she had.

Ryan felt the water stir slightly, which was a bit weird to him. He hardly moved even slightly enough for it to ripple the way it did. He was about to turn around when he felt a pair of soft hands on his shoulders, ones that seemed to be trying to massage him. His body started to tense up at this. He never understood why people enjoyed massages so much, granted he was very good at them, but they always caused him more pain than anything else.

"Get your god damn hands off of me; while I'm still being civil."

She paid no mind to his increased tension, nor his hostility. This was merely a false self-defense mechanism, she could tell. Being the princess of love she could see these kinds of things in a person. Ryan may be a bit violent sometimes, but he would never do anything to hurt another pony. It just wasn't part of who he was.

Ryan's anger was starting to hit a boiling point, if it went any further then it would spiral. He needed to do something to scare this mare away. His eyes locked onto the bottles just a few inches from him. He reached out and grabbed one, quickly spinning around and going to swing it at her.

The plan was for him to stop just inches from her head, just something to help prove a point. Before he could even get close to his mark though, her hand reached up and caught him by the wrist.

"Oh, please." She said with a dominant tone. "You and I both know you weren't actually going to hit me with that. You can play the bad boy role all you want, but you're not a bad person, no matter how much you want to be."

Cadence started leaning in to him, pressing her naked body against his while pushing back on the arm he had the bottle wielded in. Using her free hand she grabbed his other arm and brought it to her chest.

"Come on, I know that you've been stressed lately, I can see it in your eyes." She said in a voice so sultry that it would make God bend to her will. "Let me take all of that tension away."

Hey, buddy. Hey! Why aren't you responding?

...

Hello!

Deep in the depths of Ryan's mind, his consciousness could hear the sound of chains rattling. At one point, he could have sworn he even heard one break.

Shit, fuck!

Luna had spent most of her time laying down and relaxing, but that came to a rather annoying end. She couldn't seem shake off this strange feeling of dread that was filling her. It was like something bad was going to happen, but she couldn't figure out what.

Luna...

Her head was buzzing around with a thousand different thoughts per second. What could possibly be going on that is upsetting her so much. Maybe Celestia was right about having her sit out today. Perhaps what she needed was some rest.

Luna!

The lunar princess laid herself down on the bed, letting her head sink into the pillows to drown out the rest of the world. She really wished Ryan were here with her. He would definitely be able to-

BITCH!!!

She shot up from the bed upon hearing an odd yelling from within her mind. The voice was oddly familiar. It almost sounded like Ryan was calling out to her. "Hello?"

Bath house, Cadence, him-uh-me...Fuck! We're about to be raped and Ryan is going to lose his shit!

Cadence was beginning to close the gap between them, her eyes half lidded as she leaned in to kiss him. She stopped though when he started twitching, his body tensing up, and his features becoming pale. Her eyes opened back to their normal position in time to see this happening. The white in his eyes became blood shot, almost to the point where his blood vessels should have rightfully popped.

Ryan's grip on the bottle tightened until it shattered in his hand, leaving broken shards of glass to dig into his balled up fist. He started pushing against her, making her back up into the edge of the bath.

The princesses expression started to shift from dominant to fearful. She was an alicorn, her physical strength should have been enough to keep him held in place, but now she was up against a wall with him looming over her.

His fist opened up, revealing his glass-riddled/blood-soaked hand before pulling out of her grip and grabbing on to her wrist. The glass in his hand tore through her skin, causing her to yelp in pain, his tightening grip making the painful sensation much more enhanced.

Before he had to chance to continue his assault on the mare who was trying to force herself on him, the bath house door was opened once again, this time much more aggressively.

Ryan's body was grabbed by an unseen force and pushed to the other side of the tub where he was held in place, flailing around and screaming like some sort of wild animal.

His grip stayed tight on Cadence when he was shoved back, causing his hand to glide down her arm and leave multiple gashes in the appendage. She cried out as her arm was sliced, grabbing it as she jumped out of the tub. She was going to make a run for it, but found herself standing before one of her aunts.

Luna stared down at Cadence with daggers in her eyes. "What the actual fuck do you think you are doing, niece!?"

Cadence flinched at her aunt's words. She had never heard her speak that way before, especially directed at her. "I was just-I wanted to-"

"Do you realize what he could have done to you!?" She shouted, grabbing Cadence's arm and holding it up. "You're lucky this was all that happened."

"I didn't think he was actually capable of-"

"Well, he is!" Luna paused, panting slightly. "Let me get something perfectly clear. Ryan, is my mate and mine alone. I love him and he loves me." She shoved Cadence's torn arm back to her side.

"Our bond is too strong for another to steal him from me. Even attempting would be a death wish." Luna continued explaining to her niece. "I told you before; there is a part of him that should never see the light of day and your actions nearly drew him out. I am the only one that can calm this beast. It wants me and me alone. I fully intend to keep it that way. Understood?"

Cadence's ears dropped and her head sank. "I understand."

"Very well then." Luna huffed, "Now grab your belongings, fix yourself up, and leave. I am very disappointed in you Cadence."

Cadence nodded and teleported away, her clothes vanishing with her as she made her departure.

With her out of the way, Luna could now deal with the raging human still thrashing about in the tub. She made her way over to his struggling form, moving slowly. She loved Ryan more than anything in the world and she trusted him with her life. But in all honesty, she didn't know what to think about him while he was like this.

Ryan watched as the mare moved closer to him. His anger seeming to dissipate a little bit more with every step she took. By the time she had made it over to him, his mind had settled from a small rampage to just minor irritation.

The bloodshot look in his eyes slowly began to recede and color was starting to return to his skin. The human looked down at his hand, quickly taking notice of the shattered glass imbedded in his skin.

He pursed his lips a bit as he eyed the wound, quickly realizing just how much it hurt to have tiny shards of glass digging into your body. "Hmm...well shit." He said in his normal, somewhat joke-like tone.

Luna couldn't help but to smile upon hearing him beginning to speak like his normal self. She quickly stretched out her arms and grabbed him, pulling him into a hug, one in which he was facing the other direction and flailing a bit.

"Halp! RAPE!!!"

She smiled and kissed Ryan's cheek, causing him to blush lightly and stop flailing around like some sort of lunatic. Instead he just smiled and spun himself around so he could return her embrace; while also making sure to keep his weaponized hand from touching her.

Luna pulled away, her smile dropping to a frown as she looked him over and spotted his wound. "I'm sorry, Ryan. I should have been here. This never would have happened if I had just stayed near you."

Ryan raised a brow at her. "Seriously? You're going to blame yourself for this?"

Luna looked genuinely sad, she really was blaming herself for this. "Yes, if I had just-" She fell silent as Ryan placed his good hand against her muzzle, giving her an almost reprimanding look.

"Sweetheart, not only is it NOT your responsibility to watch over me," He began, his joking nature vanishing completely as he spoke, "but this was no where near your fault."

"But, I-"

"No buts! This was not your doing; this happened because your niece is kind of a freak." He was completely surprised with how Cadence acted toward him. He knew from the start that he couldn't trust her, but never expected anything like this. "Now, before anything else, can we fix my fucking hand?"

Please! It feels like tiny knives are trying to work their way into my tendons!

She nodded, taking his injured hand into her palms. Her horn started to glow, as it did the broken shards of glass were levitated out of his skin and into a nearby bin. Once they were gone she started using a healing spell that quickly sealed up the small holes left in the glass' wake.

Ryan pulled his hand back and examined it, flexing his fingers to ensure his mobility. Everything seemed to be working properly. His eyes wandered over to Luna, who still had an upset look about her. He couldn't allow this, for her to be upset about something that was completely out of her power.

He reached up and grabbed her arm, quickly earning her attention, before promptly pulling her into the bath. She fell in with a loud splash and resurfaced not even a second later. Her entire body, as well as her clothes, were completely soaked now.

Luna looked over to Ryan, ready to verbally tear him a new ass for this little joke of his. Before she could even get a word out, he was upon her, his lips pressing into hers. Like placing ice in an oven, her anger melted away into nothing; evaporating into a steaming passion as they shared their oral embrace, soon opening their mouths to welcome the others tongue.

Ryan ran his hands along her body. She may have still been clothed, but he could still feel her soft toned figure beneath. He pressed her up against the edge of the tub, sliding his hands along her front as he started to work on pulling the sopping wet clothing from her body.

She was more than happy to let him strip her as they made out, her soon getting adventurous enough to slide her hands across his thighs and onto his already hardened member. She slid her fingers across the under side of his cock to tease him.

He could definitely feel what she was doing to him and sadly it was working. His anticipation was already through the roof, but if this was the game she wanted to play then he would play it right back. Once he had her fully stripped down to nothing he slid one of his hands in between her thick muscular thighs, soon finding her special little button and pinching it between his index and middle fingers.

Luna gasped, instinctively throwing her arms up and wrapping them around his neck. If spending a week at a thestral training ground with no way to relive herself wasn't bad enough, she had also had the female equivalent of being blue-balled last night, leaving her body more than just a little sensitive.

He continued to assault her clit with his fingers, rubbing and pressing against it with gusto, leaving Luna locked in a state of pleasure that she couldn't describe. However, it wasn't enough. She wanted more, she needed more!

"Ryan, please..." She begged, "I can't handle any more foreplay, just put it in."

"I'm sorry," He said with a devious smirk, "but I didn't quite understand what you said. Would you mind elaborating?"

Luna felt one of his fingers curl up and just barely force it's way into her entrance, causing her to wince. "God dammit!" She practically screamed. "Fuck me! Please, I can't take it anymore!"

"That's my girl!" Ryan removed his hand from between her and grabbed her legs, pulling them apart and lifting her up high enough for him to align himself with her slick entrance. Hot baths are a hell of a thing. He let her body drop down slightly, the head of his dick forcing its way into her. They both hummed in approval; hums soon turning into moans as he slowly hilted himself inside of her.

"Finally..." Luna whispered, her hips beginning to rock themselves back and forth; trying to force him further into her.

It didn't take much more to tell him that, at this moment, he had a job to do and he had no problem in doing that job until his body dropped. With that in mind he began thrusting into her, starting with slow and deep thrusts. Each one caused her breasts to bounce arousingly and would earn him a soft moan from the alicorn goddess.

"Harder..." She whispered into his ear, followed by planting a few soft kisses up his neck. "Please, go harder."

Ryan nodded, "As you wish, Princess." He replied, nibbling her ear for a split second before picking up his speed and adding a little extra force.

Luna gasped at this, her legs wrapping around him as he fucked her. They could have sworn that the water was getting hotter at this point, but then again that could have also been due to a number of different reasons...most of them being due to the-

Ow! She bit me!

With Ryan's increased pace, Luna was doing everything she could to keep herself at least relatively quiet. After all, they were in the royal bath house and not their room. She eventually found the only solution being to bite down on her mate's shoulder.

No matter how hard she bit, she couldn't stop herself from letting out an occasional squeak, and even a few grunts here and there. The pain she was causing the human though only seemed to fuel his lust, causing him to stop thrusting and start slamming into her.

In a matter of minutes Luna was already screaming out in ecstasy. "I'm...I'm gonna-AH...I'm gonna cum!" She yelled into his ear, her walls beginning to tighten around him until she finally let out a guttural moan and her body started to sink into his.

Ryan stopped thrusting and settled with holding her, letting her rest in his arms with his still hard dick pulsing inside of her. He looked down at her and smiled.

Damn, how did a guy like you manage to get a woman as amazing and as gorgeous as her?

Luna shifted a bit, noticing something a bit odd. She reluctantly lifted her head and looked up at her mate, who was still smiling down at her. She looked tired, but for some reason, he didn't. "Ryan...did you not...?"

He nodded, "Nope."

Her eyes widened at this. She finished, but he didn't. That just wasn't even right, not only that, but it wasn't even fair. The lunar mare sat herself up and wrapped her arms around him tight. "Keep going then."

"What?"

"You heard me. Keep going until you are satisfied."

He couldn't help but laugh a bit at her reaction. "Luna, it's fine. I still love you and I had fun. Don't think that-Holy shit!"

Luna quickly rose to her feet, picking Ryan up in her arms and laying him down on the cold floor so she could straddle him. He struggled a bit at first, but he was immediately won over as she started grinding on him, rubbing her labia across his entire length.

He let out a few muffled moans before finally submitting. "Okay, go ahead. I'll allow this."

She smiled and raised herself up, grabbing on to Ryan's cock and positioning it into her moist slit. Once he was lined up with her, she let her body drop hard. The two moaned loudly at the electricity of pleasure this caused them to feel and before long Luna was bouncing up and down, riding Ryan like a hairless horse.

Ryan was practically hypnotized with her movements, every time she would impale herself on him her breasts would bounce around wildly. He reached up, grabbing one in each hand and started massaging them with his fingers. It wasn't soft either, it was rough. Like digging your hands into a tub of play dough as a child.

If only Luna knew of the mental comparison you just did between her breasts and child's toy.

Even if she did, she wouldn't be able to react much to it at all. Her mind was lost in a state of euphoria. Her sensitivity didn't vanish when she had hit her peak earlier, in fact, it felt much stronger. She could already feel her oncoming orgasm building up in the pit of her gut. She was about to explode already. It was actually starting to scare her with how fast he could throw her over the edge.

"I'm gonna...cum again..." She said breathlessly. "Are you...close?"

Ryan nodded, confirming that he was indeed about to burst. His mind stayed focused on fondling her massive chest, while his body had instinctively started spearing her, thrusting deeper into her on its own accord. He could feel her walls already clamping down on his shaft, making the feeling so much more intense.

"Oh! Here it-" Luna didn't even get to finish what she was saying as her pussy unloaded a wave of juices onto Ryan's waistline. In return, she could feel Ryan's dick finally unload the large wave of semen it had been holding back into her. The warm feeling it filled her with was all she needed. They were even now.

Her body collapsed onto him, she was officially done for the night. She looked up to him with her eyes nearly lidded shut. "There...even" She said as her body began to shut down and her head fell into his chest.

Ryan just laughed before grabbing her and picking her up. "Come on, sweetheart. Let's get you to bed."

"How are you not tired?" She asked with genuine surprise.

"I'm me, that's how."

Stamina for days!

Author's Notes:

I had to make a chapter that was at least semi-serious, so this was it. I also just felt like including the small sex scene just for shits and giggles. Wasn't really looking to do anything big with it. That being said, I still hope you guys enjoyed and maybe got a few laughs out of it.

I kind of pulled the title out of my ass, couldn't really come up with anything that seemed fitting. So bear with me on that bullshit.

Feel free to leave a comment below. As I've said before, comments make me feel special. I'll see y'all in the next chapter, adios. :P