After 222 days, something Deadpool kept track of, their little Neaera, despite being less than a year old, was already five years old. Of course, through the time, Luna was quite astonished to see how correct Deadpool was with his math, but wasn't too happy with-

UGH!!! Why are we wearing this!? it's soo itchy!!!

"What was that!?" Deadpool asked in shock.

Apologies for my... assistant's complaint. Allow me to introduce us: I am-

"Dad, meet Sir Artimis the blue and Vaprak the red." Neaera interrupted. Deadpool blinked.

"...Honey!" He yelled

"What!?" Luna replied, taking her morning bath.

"Our daughter has voices in her head!"

"...What!?"

"She's crazy! Like me!!!"

She's not crazy, I am!

That's one thing we can agree on. And don't worry, Father, we're going to make sure she's going to do well.

"Yeah, and unlike you, dad," Neaera added "they both shut up!"

"...So that's why I never heard them until now!" Deadpool said. "Now, just stand still, we gotta get this dress on." Neaera groaned. Her dress was like- "Many SFW drawings, sicko!"

"Da~ddy! Do I have to? I'm already covered in fur like mommy. And who are you talking to?"

"Nothing, and, yes, mommy is covered in fur, but she's different, and so are you. And... TA-DA!!! You're so adorable!!!"

"...Daddy?"

"Yes?"

"Why do you wear a mask?"

"...what do you mean? This is my real face."

That's a lie from a mile away.

"Oh yeah!? How do you know, bluey?"

There's an obvious strap on the back of your head.

And mother says we have your eye. Our eye isn't white, but orange & blue!

"...Well... I'll tell you when you're older." He replied, extending his hand to her. "Come on; it's time for class."

"Okay." She held his hand with her own. The two teleported to Cheerilee's school in ponyville, with class just starting.

"There we go. Now you go in, behave yourself, and have a good day! HUG!!!" Deadpool gave her a deep hug. She didn't see it, but he was tearing up.

"...Dad... you can let go."

"Sorry." He released her. "You better get inside, though. And remember: Maximum Effort! I'll see ya after school."

"Are gonna f-"

"Don't. Say. That. It was adorable as a baby, but now, it makes me look like a bad parent. I'll come back after school, and, if not, then Crazy & Stuffy will." He rustled her mane/hair "Now make me proud today!" He teleported away. Neaera turned to the front door of the school and took a deep breath.

"Maximum Effort." She walked and entered the classroom. In the class, there was a purple mare with a pink & dark pink striped mane, who Neaera could tell was Ms. Cheerilee, and there was a bunch of other students. The noise of the students stopped as she entered. The students stared at her, some whispering to each other.

"Ah! Hello there!" Cheerilee greeted with a warm smile. "Class, we have a new student today! Care to introduce yourself?" Neaera stared at Cheerilee, then to the class, who stared at her. She began to sweat a bit. "Come on, don't be nervous."

Remember: Maximum effort.

And just imagine them naked!

They are naked.

...oh

"Uh... um... oh... 21!!!" Neaera blurted out. The class laughed. Her head & ears drooped as she really messed this up.

"Alright, children." Cheerilee spoke, silencing the kids "Let's not laugh at her. Please, take a seat." If Neaera could, she'd wear a hoodie to cover her head as she took a seat, right behind a yellow earth pony filly with a red mane. She wasn't sure if this was great... but she noticed something that made her feel... different. All of these foals didn't have hands like her, nor feet, & were completely naked. A couple wore something, from glasses to hats, but, other than that, they were completely natural. While a couple had wings, a horn, or neither, they all have tails covering their butts. She looked at her own, seeing no tail at all. Then she remembered her mother's look; she was like these fillies, albeit, older & beautiful.

"Why am I so different?" she asked herself.

"Psst!" She heard someone speaking to her. She turned to see an orange pegasus with a purple mane turned to her "Hi, I'm Scootaloo. Sorry if we laughed at you, miss...?"

"Uh... N-Neaera."

"Neaera?" A white unicorn filly with a poofy mane asked "That's a weird name."

"A name's a name, girls." The yellow filly spoke "Sorry 'bout mah friends. Name's Applebloom, and that's Sweetie Belle. Ah ain't seen anything like you before. New?"

"Y-you could say that." Neaera replied with a nervous chuckle. The other fillies giggled at her response. Neaera smiled and felt a bit more comfortable with them.

"So, where are you from?" Sweetie Belle asked

"Canterlot."

"That far? Wow! My sister would love to meet you!"

"You remind of someone, Neaera." Scootaloo said "In fact... you look a bit like Luna."

"Oh, thank you for noticing. Princess Luna is my mom." The fillies just stared at her. "...What?"

"Uh... is your dad... Deadpool?" Applebloom asked.

"I... don't think so. But he wears red all the time with some black, and he has a mask with white eyes, but-"

"YOU'RE THE DAUGHTER OF DEADPOOL!?!?!?" The three asked in unison.

And Roll credits.

Hang on! I wanna see where this goes!

The class stopped and turned to Neaera. She looked around, more whispering went around.

"Uh... hi?" She replied.

Neaera was the center of attention during recess. Many of the kids kept asking her the same questions.

"What's it like being a hybrid?"

"Do you have a healing factor as well?"

"Can you use your magic?"

"Have any special talents?"

"Are you single?"

Neaera couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the amount of questions asked. Well, except for one.

"Are you going to be like your mom or dad?" asked a filly.

"...Wait? Be like my mom or dad?" she asked

"Yeah! Your Mom and Dad are actually pretty opposite. Your mother's a princess, and you dad's a... whatever he is!"

"He's a violent and dangerous thing!" Another foal said "I saw him fight and unalived Tirek!"

"Well I saw him fight a bunch of changelings once!"

"He took on a couple of dragons by himself!"

"He and some other freaks saved this world!"

"Hold on!" Neaera shouted "Freaks?"

"...Ya'll don't know what he did?" Applebloom asked

"Well... no. My dad has-"

"He saved the world!" A foal interupted

"Is a friend to us!"

"Made our lives a bit more exciting!"

"He's Pinkie Pie X10!!!"

"HEY!!!" Pinkie shouted, appearing out of a tree before disappearing.

"...What's your special talent?" Another foal asked

"My... talent?" Neaera asked.

"Yeah! What are you good at? what's your cutie mark, and what do you want to do?"

"I... I... cutie mark?"

"Yeah! This!" They all showed their flanks, with their own Cutie Mark showing, each different & unique. She blinked.

"Uh... I don't... have... one."

"It's okay," Sweetie Belle said "not everypony finds their cutie mark immediately. Look at us; we didn't find our cutie marks immediately."

"Anything's possible!" Scootaloo added. "Why, I think you can be like your father!"

"Without the craziness and profanity?" Applebloom added.

"Uh... what did my father exactly... do?" Neaera asked.

"...it's best you ask him yourself."

Class ended, and Neaera waited outside the classroom. She saw Crazy & stuffy arrive; crazy looked just as insane as she imagined, but Stuffy looked like a gentleman.

"Neaera?" Stuffy asked

"Yeah?" She replied

"Your mother and father are 'busy' at the moment, so you'll have to stay with us for the night."

"By busy, do you mean-?" Crazy asked

"Yes... that. Come along!" Neaera picked up her stuff and followed the two.

"Uh... guys?" she asked

"Yeah?" both stuffy & crazy asked in unison.

"What did my dad do before I was born?" Both paused.

"A lot of things." Stuffy answered

"Awesome things!" Crazy added

"Yes, but reckless."

"Reckless!? HA!!! They were fun!!!"

"They endangered some lives."

"Yeah, but those lives are fine, aren't they?"

"Not in the slightest."

"What did he do?" Neaera asked again.

"... we'll talke more back home." Stuffy said "Afterall, your Grandma very much wants to see you." Crazy snickered. "...Oh... right. Forgot."

"What's wrong?"

"Blind jokes." Crazy answered.

"It was unintentional!" Stuffy snapped.

Author's Notes:

Next Chapter's around her 'extended' family.