The news of Luna's pregnancy quickly spread around all parts of Equestria. Many of the ponies had the same question: Who impregnated her? What happened? When did she get pregnant? Where did they do it? Why would this happen? How did this happen? Of course, all of these questions weren't answered, but everypony soon learned that it was Deadpool's kid, despite being sterile. Of course, the news did not land well with Celestia.

Deadpool looked over his checklist of all the things they needed for the wedding. It was true that most ponies find him to be calm and funny, but the news here... Deadpool was panicking on the inside. Deadpool was sterile ever since he not only had cancer, but when he gained his superpowers from the Weapon X program, but the evidence shown was all there; he's going to be a father. True, he was pretty good with kids, but they were short and he knew the fillies thanks to the show, but his baby... it was unknown of whether or not she was going to be like him, Luna, or a mix of both. Then the door knocked.

"Ooh! Pizza!" He said to himself. He ran and opened the door, only to meet Celestia. "AH!!! SUN BUTT!!!"

"Deadpool..." Celestia said in her low voice. "We need to talk."

"Uh oh... I don't like this. L-look, P.C., I never thought that this would-"

"Neither did I."

"...Really?"

"Yes. But, Deadpool... I do thank you and your friends for saving Equestria, and the many moments of feats you've done on your own, but this... this is going to be a new chapter in your life."

"...Yeah... I know that."

"Don't be so down, Wade. A new chapter means a new opening for you. Your daughter... it's strange, but, with the right parenting from both of you, I'm certain that your child will just be as great as you... and a bit more tamed."

"Y-yeah. Princess?"

"Yes?"

"I'm... I'm scared."

"Scared? You? Why?"

"Well... it's kinda obvious. I'm not much of a parenting type guy. I know I'm loyal to anyone I love, that part I got right, but... I don't want to screw up my kid's life, Celestia. I mean... what if she's butt ugly like me? Or better yet-" He took his mask off, showing his face again. "Look at me... does this look like the face of a father? Of course not... this is the face of a guilty man that killed Prince with crying doves." Celestia gave a rather confused look, but shook her head.

"What your experiencing is actually normal, Deadpool. I understand that you're afraid, but don't let it consume you. I know it's going to be tough, but, knowing you, you'll pull through. And, though I don't really want to quote it, but, as you said to yourself and your friends, "Give it your Maximum Effort."" Deadpool looked up to Celestia. she gave him a wink. He smiled and delivered a hug.

"Aw, thanks! I almost forgot about my line! Say... is everything for our wedding prepared."

"Of course."

"Without Changeling attacks?"

"We are now prepared. Now, you should head out and prepare for your marriage, Wade. I'll meet with you."

"Oh S**T!!! Thanks!" Deadpool quickly grabbed his suit and ran out.

The wedding was outside in Canterlot's gardens. Everyone associated with Canterlot royalty, or close, was all on Luna's side, the right side of the room, while everyone else from Ponyville & other locations were on the other as Deadpool's 'family'. The Taco squad stood with Deadpool; Pinkie in her canterlot wedding dress, Surprise in a matching dress, Sonata in a gown that made her look like a mermaid, Fluffle Puff wearing a bowtie with monocle & tophat, and Discord was in his gala outfit. Deadpool stood in his suit, nervously standing while waiting for the wedding to start. Then, the music began.

Deadpool watched as Princess Luna walked around the corner of one of the hedges in her wedding gown. Though her dress hid it, Deadpool could see that her belly was still bloated, probably a bit bigger than last time within the month. Just seeing her walk to them with the music playing made him sweat hard... and let out some small farts that, luckily, were silent, and the smell was blown away. In fact, were it not for his suit being slightly loose, many ponies would easily point out the boner he had. In a yellow flash, Celestia appeared behind the stand. as Luna stood next to Deadpool. He was now screaming internally.

"Mares and gentlecolts," Celestia began "we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of my sister, Princess Luna, and the savior of Equestria, Wade Wilson, or Deadpool, as we know him. Do you both know your vows?"

"Yes, sister." Luna replied, turning to Deadpool "Deadpool, I love you, and I know that you love me. Because of this, I desire to be your wife. For many years, I have prayed that Faust would lead me to her choice and I am confident that her will is being fulfilled tonight. Through the pressures of the present and the uncertainties of the future, I promise to be faithful to you. I will love, serve, and obey you as long as we both are alive. Faust told us that the wife must submit herself unto her own husband as unto her. For as Faust is Head of Her Church, so is the husband head of his wife. Deadpool, I submit myself to you."

"...What she said." Deadpool spoke. Celestia noticeably groaned.

"Okay... may we have the rings?" she said, getting back a smile. Deadpool and Luna pulled out their rings. He placed his ring around her horn, and Luna placed her ring around his right right finger. "I now present to you, man and mare. You may kiss the bride." Deadpool pulled the bottom of his mask off, gently held Luna, and delivered a passionate kiss. The crowd from both sides cheered, though it was true that the smarter ponies and 'Old school' ones internally gagged at the sight of a human and Princess kissing each other. They stopped kissing.

"So... what now, princess?" Deadpool asked

"Hm... Netflix and chill?"

"Ooh! Kinky!!!"

The two binge watched Daredevil.

"...What?" Deadpool asked "she's pregnant, okay? You can't f**k someone who's pregnant; that'll hurt the baby! Speaking of baby; when does it come out?"

"The doctor said in a few months." Luna replied "Oof... can you get me some more tacos?"

"Of course, my sweet Mooncheeks." Deadpool got up to the kitched

"And stop calling me that!"

"Only when the baby's out!