The Daughter of Deadpool.
Chapter 17: Initiation.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterNeara snorted awake, finding herself still in her costume, but in bed. Immediately, she felt something was off and turned to her left. On her left was her mask with a note taped to it. She took the note off and read it.
Sorry.
~Colossus
Well that was necessary.
And a bit of a waste of resources.
"It's the thought that counts." she said to her voices. She turned it around.
I looked into your mind a bit and found something you may enjoy.
-Professor X.
"Ooh!" She looked and saw another tome. "OOH!!! Another Power!!!"
For the world to turn... there fire must continue to burn.
"Whatever you say, creepy voice!" She picked the Tome up and gained it's power; She saw herself throwing fireballs, both of her arms acting like flamethrowers, and abosrbed fire like it was nothing. She fell onto her bed, but got up. With a flick of a wrist, her right hand was on fire, but it didn't harm her at all.
Aw yeah! Let's burn something!!!
Where can we go to use this new power? Looking to the window, it was already dark outside. "Eh, might as well sleep in. We can use this ability tomorrow. And is it alright if you don't type my actions-?" She stopped as she heard footsteps outside, followed by some voices.
"You really think the professor made a good choice?" A man's voice spoke.
"The professor knows everyone has some good in them." A woman replied, but with a bit of an African accent.
"True, but she's wanted by SHIELD, and the daughter of Deadpool."
Roll credits.
"Yes, but they won't let her prove herself." The female replied "Besides, she's just a kid."
"A kid in a strange... unicorn-woman's body. I know Deadpool's crazy, but this... she's probably insane, especially with her 'Gain Power' ability."
How rude!
"If she is insane, then she should be the necessary insane we need."
"...Yeah... I guess you're right. I'm sounding a lot like Trask there, aren't I?"
"Yes. Come on, the professor's waiting for us."
This late at night?
The two walked away. Neaera got up from her bed and put on her mask.
"Guess we know what we're doing today." She said to herself.
Stealth mode!!!
Neaera peeked her head out of the door, seeing the two walking away. From what she can tell, the man wore a blue outfit with some yellow
And dat ass!!!
Uh... and the woman wore all white with a cape, with matching white hair, and was black herself. Neara began to follow the two, creeping along the way, turning off any lights that were on. Of course, she jumped and held onto the roof, and with no sandwich in her hands, she couldn't get caught.
"Hey, that was a one time thing, okay?"
Sorry, just wanted to have some fun. Anyways, she saw the two, now getting full detail, at least to the man, who had yellow glasses with red lenses over his eyes. The Woman pulled a head bust down, revealing some password system. She typed something down, and a column on the wall next to the two opened up, revealing an elevator. They entered said elevator, to which the door closed & everything went back to normal. Neaera jumped down and crept to the column, then to the head bust of some other old man.
Old friends, maybe?
Eh, who cares. Let's see where this goes to!
"Yeah, let's do it!" Neaera pulled down the head bust, seeing the followed by a pin pad. "Oh... uh... wait a minute... maybe it has something to do during my first day here?"
When we fought the hairy midget?
"Before that."
...The thing the Prof told us before we slept?
"Yes! Let's see if it works." She typed it down on the pin. "1-9-6-3." The column open. "YES!!!" She ran into the elevator, to with the door closing behind her.
"Hello, and welcome." A kind sounding, robotic voice spoke. "Which floor? Laboratory/Hospital? Jet room? Cerebro? The Danger Room?"
"Danger room?"
"Danger room." A ding was heard.
"No! Wait! I meant-!" The door opened, revealing a whole battle going on. "...What the F-!?" Suddenly, a giant robot hand entered the elevator and grabbed Neaera. She was pulled out to be face to face with a giant robot, that, despite being purple & blue, had an almost creepy, humanoid face.
"Scanning." It spoke, crushing Neaera in it's hand. "Subject... Female... DNA... Identifying... Half-Mutant... Level... Omega... Operation: Terminate!" It threw Neara to the floor. She coughed as she fell, but gasped as the giant robot was ready to squish her like a bug. She rolled to the floor, inches away from the giant foot. She got up and ran, but turned, seeing the giant robot was chasing after her. It's right arm transformed, now a machine gun, whirring, preparing to fire at her. She turned around and threw a fireball at it's face! It didn't seem to take damage, only ruining it's paint.
"Oh crap."
"Target holds more power. Proceeding with extreme caution. Combat mode, engaged!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxD0dWMbO5I
Neaera backed up as the robot got into a fighting position.
"Good thing I got my weapons." She said, pulling out her twin swords.
"Ineffective Weapons." The robot spoke again. "Targets holds little-" She fired at the robot, staggering a bit. "Does not compute! Does not compute!!!" Quickly, Lunacy ran to the feet of the robot, turning her weapons back to their sword counterparts, and sliced at it's left foot. She began to rapidly slice the foot so much, the plating around it broke into multiple pieces, exposing it's wires. She jumped to the wires and ripped each one out, controlling the foot for a bit, up until she accidentally kicked herself out. In the air, she was caught by the giant robot with it's right hand, crushing her as it's eyes began to glow violently, with energy pulsing from said eyes. Quickly thinking, she pulled out her huge sword and, through it's sniper scopes, she fired it's left eye out, making her drop to the floor with a whimper-like noise.
"Oh! What the matter!?" She mocked "Going to cry to your mom!?"
"Perspective dropped by 50%." It spoke. "Activating Energy beams."
"Energy beams!?" The giant robot's right foot glowed blue, and it stomped to the floor, blowing her hard, and crashing hard onto a nearby, destroyed building. "...ow." She got up slowly, but was blasted by the robot's good eye. Neaera fell to the floor, breathing hard as she attempted to get up.
Okay, when did we start sucking!?
We've always sucked.
"Not... helping..." Her healing factor kicked in. "Alright, I guess we should show this tin can why we're fire!"
...What?
Why our s**t is lit.
Oh!
Neaera ran to the robot, full speed. The robot seemingly ran back, reaching to her with it's right hand. With her Clamore sword, she sliced the robot's hand clean off, followed by sstabbing at the Achilles heel of it's right foot. The robot fell to it's knees, and, feeling a bit dirty, she jumped into the robot's exhaust point... which was in it's butt area. To add more to the immaturity, she launched a fireball in the exhaust point, which it exploded, giving the illusion that the robot fired a literal piece of flaming s**t, which, in this case, the fired turd was Neaera herself. She fell to the floor, on fire, but neither her suit nor herself harmed by the flames, but she absorbed the flames on her. The robot got up and turned to her.
"Energy depleting fast." It spoke. "Activating Sword mode." It's Right arm now had a sword. over it's nub. "Self destruct mode, activated."
"Ooh! Idea!!!"
Oh no... what is it?
Something so awesome!!!
Neaere ran to robot, avoiding it's laser that came out of it's good eye. When she was close, she stopped as the robot swung down at her with it's huge blade! With Her sword, again, she blocked the blade and held both herself up & the blade from slicing her.
"RULES OF NATURE!!!" She yelled as she pushed the blade off of her, but swung back & clashed with giant blade again. Lunacy not only picked the blade up, but the robot and threw it into the air!!! She jumped into the air, landed on the blade, and ran to the head while slicing at the blade! With a jump in the air, she came down and sliced the robot's head off!!! She landed on her feet, with her back at the falling robot pieces, all of which exploded, making her look badass.
"Training over," Xavier's voice spoke through some intercoms. "End the simulation, Hank." The destroyed place disappeared, seemingly, everything was holograms. A door opened behind, and Xavier rolled in. Neaera, for a lack of better words, was confused about everything.
"But that- And the- giant robot-... rules of nature?"
"Relax. You're in the Danger Room, a training room. You were in a program with the hologram of a future schematics of a future Sentinel, the giant robot that you just fought. As you kinda figured, it was after you, and these robots are after us Mutants, beliving we're going to take over the world with force, similar to humanity with the Neanderthals."
"...I'm still confused."
"Well, to make it easy... Neaera... welcome to the X-Men."
Next Chapter: The X-Men Estimated time remaining: 54 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
I'm going more with these type of Sentinels.
Lunacy: Wow, you're much smaller than the others.
Sentinel: Half-Mutant identified. Scanning, scanning.L: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Guess Bigger is better!
S: Target Apprehended. Next target: Equestria.X-Men time!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxOQTaLTFrU
And don't worry, I'll follow most of the cartoon.