The Daughter of Deadpool.
Chapter 16: Short, fuzzy, and smelly vs tall, also fuzzy, and not-so-smelly.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterNeaera ran into the school, bumping into & knocking over some of the other students. Those that weren't bumped used their powers to avoid, either flying away, going into 'ghost mode', or just jumping really high.
"GANG WAY!!!" She screamed "GANG WAY!!! GANG WAAAYYY!!!" The growling was right behind her with that same guy with the claws, easily slicing his way at the various objects she used to block the way.
"You're not going anywhere!" He shouted "Only five feet under!!!" Neaera saw her room a few feet away. Though she wasn't good at her magic, she turned around and delivered a magical push that, lucky for her, knocked the man down & a few inches away from her. She ran into her room and locked it up. The clawed man got up and, with heavy marching, walked to the door, and sliced it open. He stopped as Neaera was both in her costume and had Gibson, her Sniper Rifle/Clamor sword, ready.
"Sorry." She said. A Loud BANG, and The claw man fell to the floor.
...I think you killed him.
She gasped. Lunacy walked to the claw man.
"Oh god!" She exclaimed "I killed someone! That's not a hero thing at all!"
Not unless you're Superman and Batman right now.
"This is Marvel! We don't make our movies killers on the bigscreen! That goes to that skull guy and our dad, but they're not good to begin with!"
So... should we be Anti-heroes?
"... Well... I think we many need to-" The claw man's eyes opened. Neaera shrieked as he quickly got up and stabbed in her gut with his claws! He pushed her off to the floor and stood up. Lunacy hyperventilated from the sudden action, but looked down to see her stomach & costume quickly healing.
"...Where the hell did you get it?" The clawed man growled
"...WHAT!? Excuse me!? You stabbed me in the gut, about to kill an infant, might I add, and you're now doing the pronoun game!? REALLY!?!?!?" She stood up, regaining her balance. "Know what, how about I play the pronoun game with you? Where'd you get those? Who sent ya? Who Dat? Who Dat? I-G-G-Y! Who-"
"SHUT UP!!!" He prepared his claws again. "Where'd ya get the healing factor from?"
"Oh! Thank you! See, that's more specific, folks at home. Easy; my Dad, Deadpool."
"... Uh..."
"It's complicated, but I'm here. Now, why are you doing this?"
"Oh, you're gonna find out!" Lunacy sheathed Gibson and pulled out her twin swords.
"What if I don't wanna?"
"You will. We can either do this the easy way, or the hard way."
"I think we know what we'll both agree on. HIT IT!!!"
The two ran at each other head on! Both swung at each other & dodged each other in rapid strikes, though, both got a good cut to each other that was healed just as fast. Some of the students watched the fight going on, surprised at both the fact that the newest student was fighting already & just the sheer amount of violence going on. As a short of height shaming, Lunacy quickly grabbed the claw man and, using him as a shield, she ran through some walls with him, and threw him outside. He got up, snarling at her, only to be shot multiple times by Lunacy's bullets. Lunacy ran to the claw man, still shooting at him, now yelling-
"BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!!!" Unfotunately, Mr. Claw man got enraged and charged at her, attempting to slice her into multiple pieces. She made her weapons go back to their sword counterparts, and she began to dodge the flurry of attacks, but did a backflip that knocked him below the jaw. After doing her backflip, she jumped at him and double penetrated him with her two swords.
KINKY!!!
She pulled her swords out as they stopped going in the air, relatively 20 feet in the air, and redirected him as a landing pad. Unfortunately, he shook himself awake, and tossed her off of him. The two free fell, still slicing at each other, and both landed roughly on the floor, breaking a couple of bones, though Neaera broke WAY much more, as all of her limbs look close to that of a Raggedy Ann Doll.
Yeesh! Descriptive very much?
"...ow." she said, holding back her tears of pain. She heard the Claw Man's bone crack loudly, with him growling in pain, followed by some snarling. "...Oh S**t. Bones... heal fast!" She attempted to move, only to see her arms & legs were equivalent to that of noodles. "Oh yeah! Well all of the sea creatures feared the octopus!" She wiggled her limbs around "Come on, snap... in... pla-!"
"Too late, bub." The smelly man's voice growled. She felt her mane pulled.
"EEP!!!" She was face to face with him. He continued his snarling. "...You have beautiful eyes."
"Talking ain't gonna save ya!" His open hand revealed his claws. "Now, it's time to end this!" He prepared to slice her head off, but froze in place. Neaera looked around, still held by her mane.
"...Uh... what's going on?"
That was close. The professor's voice was heard in her head. Charles Xavier rolled to them. "Now, release her, Logan." The Claw man dropped her, though she flopped to the floor. He was unfrozen and slashed in the air, tripping over Neaera and falling to the floor. He turned, snarling, but stopped as he saw Xavier.
"Professor?" He asked, slowly but steadily regaining more humanity. "What are you doing here?"
"Here to ask you the same thing. Weren't you in Canada?"
"Uh... little help, please?" Neaera asked.
"Oh right. Help her, Logan."
"But Professor-!" Logan attempted to complain.
"Don't 'But' me. Help her. She has no quarry with us." Logan turned to Neara and let out an angered huff.
"Alright, stay still." Neaera screamed as she felt her limbs popped back into place, followed by laughter as she felt her limbs again.
Or, as we learned, it may be more of a defense mechanism with pain.
Ahem! Anyways, Neaera got up, struggled with her balancing, but succeeded
"Ah! Feels good to stand again!" She proclaimed before turning to Logan. "And were you doing in Canada, Fuzzy pants?"
"None of your damn business!" Logan snapped.
"He was on a mission to find Ajax." Charles answered.
"Professor!"
"Hush now. Someone has been kidnapping people from many hospitals. We believe that they were-"
"Oh! You mean Francis?" Neaera interrupted.
"...Francis?"
"Oh, excuse me, 'Ajax'?" she quoted with her fingers. "Yeah, don't mind him. He's already in jail, complete with the evidence of how he did it, security footage, and completed with very bad 'sexy' pictures of him."
"So you're responsible for those victims in there!?" Logan growled.
"Those were Francis' men, Logan. The real victims were brought back to their hospital beds! MrAquino didn't add that, since we're going to have a funny flashback for that."
Earlier:
The Hospital staff inside closed for the night, but gasped as they saw a pile of groaning hospital patients. Both Deadpool and Neara ran away, blowing airhorns and cheering with Francis in his bodybag.
"See?" She asked.
"... See what?" Logan asked.
"Oh, right." A loud crash was heard. The three turned to see the damage done & the various students looking at said damage. Some of the students turned to the three. Nearea pulled her mask off and pointed at Logan. "HE DID IT!!!" She turned and ran away, only to hit something hard that made her fall & her sight to go dizzy. She saw what she hit: Colossus'... 'lower area'. She passed out.
"...Maybe I should've moved." He thought aloud.
Next Chapter: Initiation. Estimated time remaining: 1 HourAuthor's Notes:
Next Chapter's going to REALLY be like X-Men from the 90's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8BobmZglOk
This is an idea I had, but, I know it's a long shot, but if they make a Marvel Vs Capcom 4, then Neaera should be in it. And I figure with the quotes, Neaera should be in the action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6sX-kgqMy4
Opening pose for Neaera/Lunacy: jumping out of a portal and preparing her two swords.
Victory Pose: Sheathing her swords and gives a thumbs up to the camera. *All from her back*
*Quote time! Spider-Man, since he came first*
N/L: So, ready to be squished?
SP: I'll be sure they don't send you to the glue factory.
*Victory*
N/L: Sweet! Say, want to go on a date after the arcade mode?
SP: Ouch! Sorry for that, not really use to hitting girls.*Wolverine!*
N/L: Is it alright if I can call you Uncle Smelly?
W: Using swords against me? You're really dumb.N/L: Alright, let's go and get some shampoo, Uncle smelly!
W: Like father... like daughter... ugh...*Francis/Ajax*
N/L: Can't wait for Dad to see this!
F/A *Points hatchets*: Call me 'Francis', one more time.N/L: HA!!! Take that, Francis!!!
F/A *Sheaths hatchets and 'drags' opponent*: Hm, I can make a fortune off of you.