https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzo6L3wsf8c

...Ah! Hello there! Deadpool here. Yes, I too can't believe that I'm already getting a sequel! Man, the author here is just dying to make this! "How did you get a daughter?", I hear you asking. Well, without too much spoilers on my own incomplete story, and from the words of Mr.Bean himself, Magic. And, before MrAquino interrupted what my daughter was going to say, though she looks like she's around her 20's, she's in fact, only three years old. ...Oh yeah! Think about that. Creepy, isn't it? But you'll see her major defining events, struggles, and overall, weirdness through her childhood... or lack thereof. Or would she still be a child? Eh, who cares, but don't sweat it. And, something you should know, don't worry, she's not exactly me 2.0 with every known ability and character trait that makes up me. As you read, she's sorta like me, but not exactly. The author will do the appropriate changes. And, as you can see, there's a sex tag above, next to the Gore tags, both next to the rest of the tags. For the sex, this is more or less for references, and, again, don't worry, she's going to be well protected against those guys, and there will be some bloody bits here, just not now. So please, sit down, relax, and enjoy the tale of my weird as hell daughter becoming the next superhero back in my world! Oops! Spoilers! And if you're wondering, I'm actually from the very far future, near the end of this story, and my little pony-human hybrid is doing her new hero duty. Heh... Duty. And I am aware that my story, Deadpool in Equestria, isn't finished. I am going to make sure that he finishes it, but also keep it wide open for open interpretations, since some of the best sequels have that, like Aliens, Terminator 2, and, Star Wars: The Force awakens. Hopefully, this doesn't fail like Speed 2, Baby Geniuses 2,and, most recently, Ride Along 2.

Now, to help make sure that this officially a thousand words long, I'd like to make a shout out to FrostTheWolf's own Tats-PWNY-Verse-ish story ,Rogue Chaos. Give it a read, MrAquino's helping him out, and there's not a lot of views on it. It's Deadpool approved, so it's gotta be good! But, to prove that I'm still the narcissistic guy that you and I love, have you checked out Bart Baker's parody of Rihanna's "Work"? Click on the green words to see it right now if you haven't, but if you did, wasn't I great at the ending!? Why was she slurring all the time, though? And if she hadn't ducked, or if I was closer, then maybe, we'd have someone better running for presidency... like me! But, don't worry, let's get this show on the road. We're gonna do the news, marriage, and birth chapters, so yes, it is gonna be a bit of a drag, but you gotta drag yourself to get to the good stuff! Like Leonardo DiCaprio getting the Oscar for The Revenant.