Claptrap opened the gate for the four.

"LET'S DO THIS!!!" Brick yelled, charging ahead, pulling out and cocking a shotgun. Roland pulled out an assault rifle he had & inserted a magazine, Mordecai had his sniper rifle & manually rloaded each bullet in, and Lilith pulled an SMG out, fully loaded. Brick ran to the first bandit he saw, aiming and blasting his face off! The head was gone, and a large, bloody mess was on the side of the walls & floor around a house.

What the-!? Just like that!?

Just like that. Now, without interruptions, please.

Roland and Lilith stood next together and fired at some of the other bandits. Said bandits fired back, some hitting the vault hunters, others missing by a few milimeters. Mordecai stayed behind, aiming through the scope of his sniper rifle and pulling the trigger, leaving a hole inside the head of the bandits. It wasn't long until Brick was the first to fall down from too many bandits shooting at him.

"Argh!!! HELP!!!"

"I got ya!" Lilith said. "Roland?"

"Suppressing fire!" He shouted, firing at the bandits. Lilith ran and fired at the bandits, reaching to Brick and helping him up.

"Thanks, Lilith." Brick spoke. He was slapped across the face.

"That's for being an idiot!" Lilith said, turning and firing at the bandits. Brick shook himself and fired at the bandits again.

Diamond Tiara stared in total shock, watching the madness happen. Angel noticed.

"Uh... Diamond?" She asked "Do you want to continue with this? I can put on your favorite T.V. show."

"...No." Diamond replied, hypnotized by the violence. "Ooh! A chest!"

The four opened a chest.

"Damn it!" Brick yelled "Pistols!!!"

"I can use that." Mordecai said, taking a revolver. "Yeah, I'm feeling this."

"I'll use this one." Lilith said "It has incendiary bullets, which can help burn these bastards."

"Yeah, and I'll take the automatic." Roland said, picking up the other. "Brick, you should-"

"I don't want a pistol!" Brick complained.

"...Brick, what did we say about-?"

"I wanna explode stuff! Until there's a bazooka around, I ain't taking a stupid ass pistol!"

"...This 'Stupid ass pistol' can save your life, Brick."

"So? I can come back with the new U Station."

"That's cash out of your wallet, then." Lilith replied "It's not going to be our fault when you die every few seconds."

"I'm invincible!!!" A bandit sniper shot brick in the head, leaving a clean hold in his skull. Brick's body fell to the floor, where it was digitized away.

"...His fault." Mordecai, shooting the bandit sniper without looking. Roland and Lilith nodded in agreement, turning and running to the next area and killed all the bandits. Eventually, the place was clear, and Claptrap made it back to the group, followed by Brick.

"Aw, I missed the action?"

"That's you get, dumbass."  

"Attention citizens of Fyrestone!" Claptrap announced "There is no cause for alarm! These new visitors have resolved the problem!"

"Well, shoot, I thought I was a goner that time!" The voice of a man spoke through the intercoms "Damn bandits won't leave us alone! Had to lock the place up tight. I'll let ya in... Come on! Damn it! Blasted circuits are on the fritz again. Give it a go from the switch out there, would ya?" The four shrugged. Roland pressed the button outside of one of the buildings; the door opened.

Dr. Zed? That's a strange name.

Oh, Zed's a strange name, but not Silver Spoon, Filthy Rich, or Spoiled Rich?

Ah Preffer just 'Rich', thank you!

Dads, calm down. Can we get to the story?

Of course, Sweetie.

Good. Now with him out of the way, we'll get to the bland man.

Blind man?

T.K. Baha.

...That's a strange name.

Ever name is strange to you!

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