"It was late at night. I´ve just gave the babies their last bottle of the night and I was going back to the room when suddenly my nose start itching. My Pinkie Sense is tingling! I yelled and rushed downstairs. I heard some noises at the kitchen and went inside, frying pan on my mouth. When I walked inside there it was, a thief! Eating all our pastries! You, thief!, I yelled. And then she turned around, spreading her wings. Stop right there, Rainbow Dash!"

"Hey, why did you think it was me?"

"Well you have a competition tomorrow and every time you have a competition you get really nervous and sneak into my kitchen looking for chocolate cake..."

"Pinkie, that was supposed to be a secret! I´m supposed to follow a diet!"

"Pinkie, finish the story." Applejack ordered.

"Oh right! I said stop right there, Rainbow Dash! and I jumped over her and then PUFF!"

"Ahhh!"

"Fluttershy, dear..."

"Sorry, she startled me..."

"Puff? What does puff means?" Spike asked.

"It means she was gone! She disappeared, like magic!"

"And there´s only one pony who was wings and can disappear like that."

"Applejack, I didn´t do it! I was here all night!"

"Likely story, sugarcube. But like ah said you´re the only alicorn around ´ere and this isn't the only crime of the night. You also got into mah kitchen and steal two apple pies..."

"And got into my store and eat half of my candies!" BonBon accused her.

"And you stole my Cutie Mark design!" Photo Phinish yelled. "...what? We do have the same Cutie Mark!"

"I´m sorry darling, but all the witness recall an unicorn with wings bursted into their houses and steal their food. You can´t deny you´re the only pony that fits that description," Rarity said.

"Well, I fit the description. But that doesn´t mean I did it! And shouldn´t I get a chance to defend myself, don´t I get a trail or something?"

"Oh ho ho ho, Twilight Sparkle. We here in Ponyville don´t have any of that. We figured a much more civilized way of dealing with these kind of problems."

"And what would that be, Mayor?"

****

"A catapulte? That´s your solution?!"

"Well of course, Twilight Sparkle. Ponyville had traditionally always being an earth ponies town so we figured the best solution to any troublesome elements will be to eject them before they cause anymore troubles."

"...does Princess Celestia knows about this?!"

"Umh I´m not entirely sure. Then again we haven´t expelled a pony in over two hundreds years according to this scroll..." Mayor Mare said, looking at the entire law of Ponyville summarized in a single scroll. "Well, you can always ask her aim for the castle!"

"WHAT?!"

"Umh couldn´t she just fly away?"

"That´s why they tied up her wings, Rainbow." Fluttershy explained.

"Oh."

"Girls, how can you be okay with this? I thought we we´re friends!"

"Sorry sugarcube, but that´s the law here in Ponyville. You of all ponies should respect that."

"We´ll miss you, Twilight," Fluttershy added and they all waved at her.

Twilight just stood there, wondering how the town could do this. Then again, this was the same town that got invaded by some creature or another every week. Maybe they just got tired of all this. Twilight sighed and resigned to her destiny.

"Wait! Stop this! Twilight didn´t do it!" a voice said from above them

"Princess Cadence?"

"Yes, it was me I was the culprit!" Cadence said and she landed in the ground.

"But why, Princess? Why did you went into a rampage, devouring half of the town food?" Applejack asked.

"Because...I´m pregnant. And I´m having this terrible cravings and Twilight kept saying how delicious the food in Ponyville was so I just teleported here but since it was so late at night I...I..."

"Oh silly filly! You should have just said so and I would have prepared you a super-gigantic-late-night-craving-chocolate cake!" Pinkie said.

"Same here Princess. You just say it and ah get a pair of crunchy apple pies ready fer yah!"

"Oh you´re so kind!" and with those words the town left with the Princess to give her a treat, all while Twilight on the catapulte.

"...Twilight, is it me or this town is getting crazier?" Spike asked.

"That or Cadence always manage to get away with this things. Remember the wedding?"

"Technically wasn´t the Changeling Queen that time?"

"Who cares," and she teleported out of her ropes. "Now I get why Princess Luna told me to stay in palace. Less crazy ponies in there."

****

"Tia! You ate my special moonpie! I was saving it for tonight!"

"I didn´t do it!"

"The guards said it was an alicorn and what other alicorns are there?"

"I can think of at least two more!"

Outside the bedrooms, the guards just rolled their eyes. Seems like it was going to be a long night.