"Oh what a beautiful landscape! This is without a doubt the most pleasant dream I´ve ever walked into! Everything is so peaceful and pleasant. Oh hello there, little friend! I believe your name is Angel, am I right? Are you enjoying this dream too? Wait! Where are you going?"

And Princess Luna chased after the White Rabbit, moving in between dreams, until they reached another field.

"Oh cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain. This must be Pinkamena´s drea-AUH!"

"Ahahaha! Gotch´ya!"

Luna wiped the cream pie off her face and confronted the prankster. "Fair Applejack? Why are you here and acting like a buffoon?"

"Hey, don´ call me things ah don´ know the meaning!"

"Oh my apologies..."

"Ah it´s okay. Hoof-bump?"

Luna returned the salute only to be met with an electric shock. Happy with her prank, Applejack left bouncing.

"Oh that was...odd. Now, where is Angel?"

Luna saw the rabbit jumping on the clouds, going upwards to a castle on the sky. Luna opened the door searching for him and was met with a scene even stranger than the previous dream.

"...Rainbow Dash?"

"Oh hello Princess! We were not expecting you. Please, have a seat," Rainbow said, inviting the Princess to her fancy tea-party.

One look at the giant stuffed animals that were sharing the table with Rainbow was all it took for Luna to close the door. Slowly.

She turned around and saw Angel going down into a giant chimney. She descended as well and after a long fall she appeared inside a studio. It was very sophisticated, with bookshelves and classical music on the player. In the middle of the room there was a big chair and sitting on it was a pink pony with straight hair.

She put down her book and looked at the Princess "...yes?"

"Umh have you seen a white rabbit lately?"

Pinkie pointed at a large mouse hole and returned to her book. Luna continued her chase of the rabbit, going further into the dark tunnel until she arrived to a dusty old cave filled with dirty pans and plates. Luna covered her nose, trying to avoid the smell.

"Ugh disgusting," she said levitating a dirty mop away.

"Hey don´t touch my stuff!"

"Rarity?" Luna asked, she couldn´t believe such a refined pony will dream of such a place. Or look the way she did.

"Yeah, what yah want sissy princess?"

"Have you seen Angel Bunny? i believe he went through here a minute ago."

"Oh that thing," Rarity said, scratching her mane and spreading lice everywhere. "Yeah, he bounced around, knocking all my precious plates and leave through that hole."

"Thank you lady Rarity."

"Yeah yeah, just don´t touch my stuff. I´m watching you."

Luna exited the cave and end up in front a large building. It was all grey, with bars on the windows and barb wire on the roof. Even the weather was dark and sinister, with storm clouds and a red sky. Luna saw Angel standing next to the door.

"We better leave Angel. Whoever the pony dreaming this is, it must be a very stern individual."

"HALT!"

Luna jumped after being startled and the surprises continued as she met the owner of the house.

"Fluttershy?"

"You, silence! There you are Angel Bunny. Think you could escape after curfew? Now go inside and eat your vegetables!" Fluttershy, looking like the perfect image of a strict headmistress, yelled at the bunny.

Luna moved in front, protecting the animal. "That is enough, Fluttershy."

"You, silence! Who said you could tak without permission?"

"DO NOT DARE TALKING TO ME IN THAT TONE, FLUTTERSHY!! IN THE DREAMS WORLD I REIGN SUPREME! THIS MAY BE YOUR DREAM BUT I AM THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT AND I WILL NOT BE DEFIED!!!"

Luna imposing attitude, helped by the strong wind and the loud volume, made Fluttershy back down. Now relaxed, Luna talked to Angel

"Don´t be afraid, little friend. I can understand why you have run off your dream but I must explain something to you. Fluttershy is not being mean, she is just letting out a part of herself. In dreams, ponies are able to be what they secretly desire. A hard-worker can play like a child while the usual prankster can relax in privacy. With no other ponies around, one can be as rude as one wants without being criticized or polite without feeling embarrassed. Fluttershy is simply picturing what would it be like to be more stern, to finally have the spine to talk back; but she isn´t trying to scare you. She still loves you very much. This is nothing but a simple fantasy."

Angel rolled his eyes and said "Well duh! I already knew all that!"

"...you can talk?"

"This is a dream, genius. Of course I can talk," and he pulled a carrot out of his pockets. "´sides, I wasn´t running from her. She doesn´t scare me."

"Then what does?"

And Angel pointed upwards.

In the other side of the dream a giant Twilight Sparkle was stomping across Canterlot, destroying all the houses while laughing maniacally.

"Hahaha! Well Princess, how do you like me now? I´m a Princess too! Here comes Princess Sparkle! Hahahahahaha!"

Luna just stared at the giant alicorn for a few seconds.

"I guess she isn´t that humble on her dreams.” a purple pony with green hair said.

Luna simply stared at him.

“...what?”

Luna then gave up.

“Well, this was a waste of time. I´m going to wake up now."

****

The next morning, Celestia was having breakfast when Luna entered the room.

"Good morning, dear sister. Did you learned anything from visiting our subject´s dreams last night?"

"Yeah, never waste your time chasing a white rabbit..."

(LOL Luna hates her job. And mondays. XD)