Tumor?
Yeah?
Jack?
What?
Twilight?
Hello?
Good, you're all here. How you guys doing today?
Fine, I guess
Bored as all fucking hell.
I'm with Jack on this, not a whole lot is going on today.
Well you are the author. You could always try making something for us to do. You know that right, jackass?
Fuck you, bitch! You bastards are my creations and I, as well as probably a few others, wanna get to know all y'all a little better.
Did you really just say y'all? What's next, are you going to start mounting your cousins like everyone else in Missouri?
Don't make me kill you...
Um, sorry for intruding, but why do you want to get to know them better? If you made them then shouldn't that mean that you already know them?
That's kinda one of my little things...I don't really...I improvise a lot.
Well pardon me for saying this, but that's kind of stupid.
Yes, the talking unicorn who uses magic and tries to use science for everything is telling me that what I do for fun is stupid...You know just your existence in both body and mind is completely contradictory.
He has a point, Twilight.
What do you mean 'He has a point'? He has no point! Science and magic is-
Zip it, book-horse! This isn't about you and your universes bullshit logic. This is about the session and how it's going to help both the readers and I learn more about the characters and get more into their minds. You know, create characterization and shit for us all to follow.
...So just what the fuck are you here for exactly?
Look, you guys have become at least a little bit popular, okay. So I wanted to do a little project before we continue with the story.
You're gonna strip us down and tie us to a bed. Am I close?
Just remember, smart-ass. I can do that...then I can add a combination of whatever the fuck I want into the mix while also disabling your powers and making you completely at the mercy of whatever I decide to shove in there...
...I think I'm gonna shut my mouth now...
Good girl.
Fuck you, bitch!
Shut the fuck up!
The project, please?
Yes, thank you for staying on track Twilight. Anyway, I wanted to open up an ask session. The idea of this is that; In the comments below this section of the 'story' the readers can ask anyone in this story a question. Well, anyone who is relevant.
So I'm the number one, right?
Technically Tumor is, cause he was here first. I mean, I don't know. It all just goes on who the readers like more I guess, but if you ask me then Tumor wins by default.
...but I'm better
Eat a dick.
Getting off track again!
Right! So anyway, This one goes out to the readers. Feel free to ask questions in the comments below and in the next 'Chapter' you will get an answer. Just please specify who in the story you are wanting to talk to. You can even ask me questions.
Now who the fuck wants to ask the author questions? The characters are the cool ones, okay. The author is just the bitch that gets the story out.
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't exist! Fuck, it's no wonder Carrot Top threw your ass out, you're a loud, obnoxious, pompous asshole that can't keep his damn mouth shut.
Hey, you made me this way...wait...
*Snicker*
You son of a bitch!
Am I aloud to be a part of this 'Questions and Answering' section?
Fuck, Sebastian! Don't do that! Jesus, I hate how you can just materialize like that.
I thought you gave me that power because you thought it would be useful?
I did and it will be eventually.
What do you mean 'eventually'? Why can't he just use them whenever?
Well, technically he can use it whenever he wants it's just-
You know, you're really leaving a lot to be desired here. First you come in talking about this Q and A bullshit and now you're basically hinting at an upcoming chapter by talking about Sebastian's eventual use of his powers.
I am five fucking second away from having your god-damn skin ripped off!
GUYS!!!
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Okay, seeing how I am the only one actually trying to stay on topic anymore, I think I will take it from here.
Hey, fuck off! This is my-
Sit down...
...*Sits*...
Good boy. *Clears throat* Ladies and Gentlcolts, today is our official Q and A announcment day. We would like for everypony here to have a chance to speak to their favorite characters and if you are having trouble keeping up, the author can help clarify. So please, feel free to ask away. Just be sure that you ask these questions in the comments box below, and more importantly, please state the name of the character you wish to speak to. Thank you all for taking the time to listen to our announcement and we hope you have a wonderful day.
Thanks Twilight...
No problem.
Okay, say goodbye you inglorious pricks.
Goodbye everypony!
Later you bastards.
Adios, fuckers!
Fair-the-well, humans...
...Dammit Sebastian...Anyway, depending on how many questions we get will be what decides when I can get these assholes to answer them and have said answers posted. I hope you all enjoy what's been going on thus-far and will continue to enjoy as the story goes on.
You say that like we're going to be around for a while.
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Wait, are we...
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Fuck, I'm gonna be surrounded by ponies forever...Why the fuck couldn't you have at least made them anthro? I miss boobs!
Cause fuck you that's why.