"And by holy decree," Twinana smacked her lips as she adjusted her banana-scented glasses. She continued reading the scroll to the fearful populace below. "All of what is formerly known as the nation of Equestria will now be recognized as the Banana Republic."

"But what about them apples?" Applejack yelled. She was promptly excommunicated from the holy banana church in disgrace.

That's it.

Equestria's gone bananas.

Starkice, a man has fallen into the river in Lego City!