Dar gods above, Scyphi, you've doomed us all!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Sprout wailed, tears pouring from his eyes. "Sproutimus Prime! You were my only hope in this world!"

Sunny leaned to Hitch. "Should we tell him that it's unplugged?"

Hitch shook his head.

"I needed you to be big and strong to crush all the nonbelievers like soda cans under my hooooooooof!"