Author's Notes:

It's Zapper Frost time, boys!

Twilight stared at the Golden Oaks library that was now sprouting from the side of her castle. Some books tumbled out one of the windows.

"Huh. Well, I guess that happened. Neat."

A book fell on her head and got impaled by her horn.

Twilight screamed.

Raridash trash?

Author's Notes:

This idea's filled with trash, amf studios.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash sat together in the trash can, six feet apart 'cause it's Covid season.

"We are trash, but we are together."

"Yes."

Twilight rose from the garbage underneath them. "I ship it."

two ponies kissed? 😱

Author's Notes:

Whoa there, Zapper Frost, we're approaching NSFW levels up in 'ere.

"L-lewd!" Spike blushed, turning away from the two kissing ponies. "Don't you know that that is indecent exposure? You shouldn't even be holding hooves!"

He felt something grab his claw.

"C'mon, Spike," Twilight groaned, "You've had enough internet for today."

"TWILIGHT, YOU JUST COMMITTED UNCONSENTED HAND HOLDINGGGGGG!"

Shrek appeared in Equestria?

"All hail the enlightened one," the ponies chanted in unison, forming a ring around their lord and savior, Shrek.

Celestia and Luna stood at his sides--his personal guards. A bottle of air freshener was lobbed at the ogre. Celestia proceeded to smite the pony responsible with the full force of the sun.

The author proceeded to further question his sanity.

Author's Notes:

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