Why have you done this, amf studios?

Sweetie Giraffe and Luna with lava horse pants and elephant boots duked it out in the background. Meanwhile, Twilight continued to screech at the top of her lungs about Flim and Flam selling her soul to Celestia in exchange for fifty bits. Twilight's house blew up again because the army of Sweetie Giraffes invaded just like last time and started shooting lasers everywhere and stuff, and Luna, now without the distraction of Sweetie Giraffe, began to play some vidya gaems on her Heccbochs Too.

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a punching bag in these stories," Spike the punching groaned as he was punted across Ponyville by a misfired laser.

"Oh nooooo, come back, Sweaty Belle!" Rarity cried, running after Sweetie Giraffe.

haha randomness go brrr

EDIT:

I gotta run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run--

Celestia proceeded to smite the stallion as he ran past.