"Fluttershy, do you understand why you are here today?"

"Yes."

"Then please tell me why."

"Well, I was out watching the deadly struggle for existence between my animals, and then I saw the meteorite fall on the tartarus-forbidden hole of eternal suffering.

"...Um... what?!"

"I said, I was out watching my animals reaping the souls of the damned, when I saw the burning doom comet land on my well."

"WHAT?!"

"I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES, MORTAL. I HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKING THE GOINGS OF LIFE, DEATH, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN."

"FREAKIN' WHAT?!"

"Um... I mean that I was feeding the animals, and then I heard this big 'whoosh!' and then a meteorite destroyed the well outside my house."

"You know what? I give up."

"Excellent, for not a soul shall know of the goings that have passed on this day..."

"Excuse me?"

"H-have a nice day!"

"Um... alright?"

"Leave at once, fool, for this may be your last day of enjoying the splendors of life..."

*Panicked horse noises*

"Goodbye! Have a lovely day... for it will be your last..."

Author's Notes:

Dangit, I don't like them swears.

Came up with this while joking around with my sister.