"COOL!" Rainbow whooped as she fired a laser.

"WHAT ARE YA DOIN' UP THERE?!" Applejack screamed from below, bucking the tree that Dash was currently residing on.

"I'M FIRIN' MAH LASER!"

And then Equestria promptly burned to a crisp due to the sheer power of Rainbow's awesome laser. (IT WAS OVER 9000!)

Author's Notes:

I'M FIRIN' MAH LASERS NAO! BAI!