Author's Notes:

Eh. I don't got time for this, Horseus lord of horses, AnObliviousAuthor, and Possibly me!

"Grar. Brains. Er... cookies. And... uh, stuff."

*Bonk*

Rainbow Dash hit Fluttershy with the squeaky mallet again.

*Bonk*

"IT'S NOT WORKING! SOMEPONY GET THE PEASHOOTER!"

*Bonk*

But Crazy Dave didn't bring a peashooter. He brought another squeaky mallet.

*Bonk*