"And that's how you make a friend."

"WRONG." Twilight screamed, whipping out a 2x4 plank of wood, complete with 'Board of Education' scrawled across it in marker. "TRY AGAIN!"

The sound of a wooden plank smacking Celestia in the face was said to be heard all across the galaxy...

...Mostly because of Luna's hair.

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