Author's Notes:

whiteoak019 made me do it.

"Grarr!" Tirek roared as he rampaged through Equestria.

"NO!" Rarity yelled in return, chucking an absolutely stunning boot at the minotaur.

"ACK!" Tirek screamed as his face was smacked by the tiny shoe, "MY ONLY WEAKNESS, BOOTS!"

He proceeded to scream for another full ten minutes before being enveloped in a shroud of flame, sinking back into the ground beneath him.

As for Rarity, she simply put her boot back on.