"SISTAH." Luna hollered as she blasted the padded door of Celestia's insane asylum off its hinges, "DO YOU KNO OF DA WAE?!"

"Please no..." Celestia whispered quietly from the corner, "Pls... stahp it, Lulu."

"BUT U MUST NO OF DE WAAAAAAE!" Luna screeched again as she lit her horn, twitching spastically.

"ALL HAIL DA QUEEN!" Luna praised herself as she ascended her obsidian throne above the volcano, "AND SHE WILL SHOW YOU DA WAE!"

Celestia shuddered in her asylum.