"Applesauce." Luna hummed to herself, opening the doors of the modern innovation she had come to love: the refrigerator.

The smiled gently as she pulled a single-serve pack of applesauce from the confines of the machine, complete with its usual "BUY SOME APPLES!" sticker plastered across the foil seal.

"BUY SOME APPLES!" Apple Blom shouted, mimicking her foil counterpart's words as she tumbled through the now-destroyed door.

On her back sat a (miraculously) neat stack of buy-one-get-one-free coupons for apples and apple accessories.

No, not iPhone dongles.