Here we fucking go again. It's another fucking party. Leave it to Pinkie Pie to throw bullshit parties for almost any fucking litttle thing. Lo' and behold, today it's actually a normal kind of party. A tailgate. Long story short, they have some sort of game they play that's basically Quidditch, but they call it Buckball. Since Harry Potter was fucking everywhere on Earth, it was impossible not to know what it was.

However, that doesn't stop Twilight from reading to you the rules and the history of the game. The only thing helping you hold your grip onto sanity is watching Rainbow and Applejack playing a practice round. Also, that Rarity just seems to be disgusted by the whole affair. Who would have thought that something that involved a lot of movement, getting dirty, hot and sweaty wouldn't be Rarity's thing.

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy on the otherhand....

"Oh Aaaanon..."

Are shitfaced and trying to ride your dick.

"Shut up. I'm trying to watch the game," you say to Fluttershy.

Buckball wasn't the most interesting thing in Equestria, but random violence trumps most TV here. Speaking of... when the hell is the game going to start? And where's the other team?

"Um, but Anon, I was wondering if we could play catch," Fluttershy asks.

"Really?"

"Yeah Anon! I was thinking that you could shoot your load at me..."

"No."

"Awww..." she says, burying her head into a bottle of cider.

"Nonny! NONNY! How about beer pong!" Pinkie screams.

"Well, what does the winner get?"

She bats her eyelashes devilishly at you.

"Fluttershy."

You groan and look back to Miss Book, who is still reading to you.

"Twilight, when is the game on?"

"In about 5 hours."

You grab your beer and take a deep long drink.

"A-are sports your fetish, Anon?" Fluttershy asks.

"Fuck off."