"Uhm, Anon?"

"What?"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Is it about fucking?"

"No?"

"How are you not sure?"

"I'm not?"

"Then stop saying that as if you are unsure."

"Why?"

"Because you are annoying as fuck."

"Are you saying asking questions isn't your fetish?"

"Oh, for the love of fuck."

"Uhm... well. Instead, can I ask something else?"

"Jesus Christ. Just leave me alone."

"..."

"Now don't look at me with those eyes, you know they won't work, bitch."

"..."

"Fine. What?"

"Will you rub my tummy?"

"..."

"..."

"You gotta be fucking kidding me."

"N-No! I got a tummyache and it really hurts. Could you rub it for me?"

"..."

"..."

"No."

"But whhyyy?"

"Cause I know you are going to turn it sexual."

"No! I'm serious, Anon. My tummy really, really hurts."

"..."

"..."

"You owe me."

"Mmmm. That feels a lot better."

"Yeah? Right there?"

"Yeah, right there. Except-"

"I'm not going any lower."

"N-no. Not that. Could you... tell me something?"

"Oh god. What?"

"Could you tell me I'm a good pony?"

"..."

"..."

"I'm not going to lie to you."

"..."

"Stop it. You know I hate the eyes."

"..."

"Ugh. Fuck. You are a good pony."

Fluttershy squeals and lies on her back, smiling.

"Am I done now?"

"Uhm... I guess."

"What do you mean, I guess?"

"Well, if you don't want to help me then I guess I'm not going to ask you to do anything else."

"What the hell do you mean by that? I'm a good person! I help people when they need help."

"Really?"

Five Hours Later

"Well, I guess I don't need help with anything else," Fluttershy says.

"Well, honestly. I'm surprised you didn't ask me to do anything sexual. All we did was play with your animals and talk about your self-image issues all day."

"It was really nice. I don't normally get to talk to many of the other ponies..."

"Yeah. It was nice..."

"..."

"..."

"Uhm, Anon?"

"Yeah."

"Would you... like to... uhm."

"OH! No bitch. Stop right there. There ain't no way in HELL we are fuckin. So just give up on that thought."

"..."

"..."

"Same time tomorrow?" Fluttershy asks.

"Oh, yeah. Certainly."