"O-Oh. H-hi Anon~"

"Uh. Hey, Fluttershy. What's up?"

"W-well. I-I just thought I would tell you that I think that you are big and strong and handsome~"

"Uhm. Thanks. That's really... forward of you."

"A-and... I just wanted to say that if you wanted to m-make love sometime... you know. Like, have sex. That I'd totally-"

"Fluttershy. What in the hell are you doing?"

"N-nothing... I just wanted to make you feel powerful and wanted... but just don't let your inner dark-side out."

"Inner dark side? What in the fuck are you talking about?"

"And I love how you always wear all black clothes and dye your hair red and have red eyes..."

"I do none of those things."

"And you have bacon every day for breakfast."

"Don't judge me."

"And you have saved Equestria like mill-"

"Where are you going with this?"

"O-oh no! I haven't made you mad have I? You won't start being depressed about your dark and brooding past, are you?"

A diamond dog with red eyes, golden brown hair and sporting a large baby bump walks past you and Fluttershy and casts you a dirty look.

"Fuckin. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"W-what do you mean?"

"Are you trying to flatter me or some shit by acting so out of character?"

"N-no? A-aren't you... one of them?"

"One of what?"

"Um. You know. The weird ponies that go around in weird neon colors, sometimes have alicorn powers and are related in some way to me, the girls, or the Princesses and always claim to have some sort of relationship with us?"

"..."

"..."

"No-"

"Cause if you wanna go out sometime-"

"Leave me alone."

"OH! I knew it! Always wanting to be alone! I knew you were one of them! The green color gave it away from the start!"

"Uggghh..."