Dear Princess Celestia,

I've been meaning to ask, because I'm curious, what are your retirement plans? What about Luna?

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight

Dear Twilight,

I plan on taking it easy over in Silver Shoals.

I cannot, however, say the same for Luna.

Since she spent one thousand years in the moon, she is not retiring, and insists she is going to go on a crusade against what she calls "the woke mob."

Sincerely,
Princess Celestia

Dear Twilight,

'Tis correct! Sleep is a most important part of life! This wokeness mustn't stand!

-Luna

Don't ask me why, I don't know.

I just thought this up twenty minutes ago and wrote it on my phone.