Dear Zephyr Breeze,

I don't know if the mane therapy industry fell through or something, but walking dogs for two hours a day five days a week is not gainful employment.

Especially not when it's mom's dog.

Your sister,
Fluttershy

Dear Zephyr Breeze,

If the dog walking isn't enough, I know a princess over in Ponyville who could always use your services.

I need something to do while answering all these letters from Cadance. Apparently she's dealing with some disgruntled delivery ponies up in the Crystal Empire, who have formed a convoy, blocked the main street leading to the castle, and are now neighing nonstop.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

P.S. I see it's February 2nd, '22 today.

Happy Gender Day, fuckers.

Special thanks and shout-out to Kaidan for the inspiration for this chapter!