Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger
Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Wildfire!!!
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"Wow I'm starting to see how team rocket feels when they get blasted off into the air." Said Amy still flying through the sky.
Where we last left Amy, she was sent flying after almost/accidentally setting Rainbow Dash on fire. During her midair flying through the clouds she notice by what she could tell was a farm.
“Wait this place has an apple farm? Dang you rarely see them around on earth. I wonder if I can get some apples before that crazy princess gets a search party going to find me?” She thought, but was quickly brought out of her train of thought as she felt herself descending towards the farm. “Oh fuck you lady luck!”
Inside the house was a orange color earth pony with golden yellow hair. She was inside getting dressed after reading a letter from a certain lavender Alicorn. “So twilight is trying to find this alien that crashed landed on our home huh?” She said as her put on her usual plaid red shirt and blue jeans. “Might as well see if I can help the poor fella out seeing how Twilight might do something…..deadly to the alien.” Just as she was about to grab her hat, she heard a loud voice coming from outside.
Applejack was curious about the and decided to look outside her window. “LOOK OUT! FLYING HUMAN COMING THROUGH!” But it was too late for the country pony to move out of the way. Amy collided with Applejack’s face.
*CRASH*
“Ugh….how the hell can my body take this much abuse?” Amy thought, as she tried to regain consciousness from her sudden crash. As she did she felt some press against her lips, and the odd smell of what she could tell was freshly cut apples. “Huh? I don’t remember the ground to smell or taste like apples, nor does it feels warm and soft…..wait a minute!” With that Amy open her eyes to see that she was laying on top of a orange earth pony with golden yellow hair, who was staring at her while blushing due to the fact that they were kissing.
“F…...M…….L.” Amy pulled herself off the earth pony, and backed away with her face burning bright red from what just happen. “Oh crap you just kissed a pony from another world…..well it wasn’t that bad, but something tells me she’s going to kick your ass for doing that! Quick think of something stupid.” Her brain said as Amy was trying to figure out what to say.
“Um….hi?”
“Oh you suck when it come to stuff like this!”
“You must be that alien Amy right?” Asked Applejack.
“Yes….how did you know?”
Applejack showed Amy the letter that she got from Twilight which described who and what she looks like. “Not that hard to find somepony when they look like a hairless pony.”
“Oh…..right…..you do have a point there. So are gonna try and turn me in to Twilight or what?”
“Judging by how you look a little beat up, I think I’ll keep you hidden here until I get Twilight to calm down a bit before I let her see you.”
“Oh thank god.” Amy said as she sighed with relief.
“Mind telling what happen?”
“Might as well seeing how you’re not trying to capture me and stuff.” Amy took a deep breath and started telling Applejack about what had happen to her in the past few hours or so.
(Thirty-minutes later)
“And that’s how I ended up here. Any questions?” Amy asked as she looked at Applejack, who was trying not to laugh at what happen to her with Rainbow Dash. “*Sigh* Go ahead and laugh.”
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tears started to form around Applejack’s face. “I...I’m really am sorry...it’s just after hearing your story….I just couldn’t help but laugh.” brushing away the tears from off her face, Applejack recovered from her laughing fit.
“It come to no surprise that something like that would happen to you when you run into Rainbow Dash.”
“I take it this wouldn’t be the only time something like this happen?”
“Unless you’re a stalker that follows her around and stuff, then yeah this wouldn’t be the only time she done something like that.”
“Well it’s a good thing I’m not then huh?” Amy pulled herself up from the floor of Applejack’s room. “So do you have anything to eat?”
“Depends, what do you eat?”
“Humans are omnivores, so we can eat certain plants, fruits, and meat.”
“Really now? So you’re just like a griffon only you can eat vegetables.”
“I don’t know what a griffon is, but yeah pretty much.”
“Well then I hope you in the mood for some homemade country cooking Apple family style?”
Time seemed to past during Amy and Applejack’s time together. During their alone time Amy told AJ about herself and her planet, and in return Applejack told her everything about herself and her planet. What got Applejack interested was the part about the farming on her planet and how they use machines to help them collect the food. This went on for about two hours until a letter appeared in front of Applejack.
“You got mail.”
Applejack grabbed the letter and started to read it, then turn to look at Amy with a panic expression on her face. “U-Uh I’m sorry for making this conversation short, but I need to head over to Ponyville.”
“How come?” Amy asked.
“Nightmare Moon is attacking Ponyville, and the girls need my help to stop her.” Applejack kicked the door to her house, and bolted towards town without a second thought.
“H-HEY! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT YOU TRYING TO HELP ME HIDE!?” With that Amy was left alone in the country mares home. “Dammit.”
Amy looked out through the window of the house to see part of the town covered in a midnight color smog like flame. This pretty much got her in a pickle; she could help Applejack and her friends from this Nightmare Moon villain whoever the hell that was and save thousands of lives in the process. On the other hand they might think of her as threat and chase her out of town, not to mention that Twilight was still looking for her. “Ugh…..Dammit why do I have to play the hero whenever I see someone in trouble?” Amy was about to bolt off towards town, until she saw something that caught her attention.
“Wait is that a homemade catapult?” She asked as she examine the device. This gave the blazing heart an idea on a quicker way to get to Ponyville. “Welp if it worked on TV it should work in real life right?” Amy hopped onto the catapult, hit the device to make it launch, and sent herself flying towards town.
(Ponyville)
Ponyville was in shambles. Some the houses were either wrecked or halfway burned to the ground. So far the only building that was still standing was Town Hall; where the ponies of Ponyville were hiding in. Standing in front of the entrance were six ponies who were worn out and tired, an army of worshiping cultist and Nightmare Moon.
“Is that the best your so called friendship can do? Honestly I was hoping for a decent fight.”
“We’re just getting started you jerk!” Yelled Rainbow Dash trying to act tough.
“Sure you are.” Nightmare Moon’s horn started to glow, as she shot a magical beam of magic at Rainbow Dash causing her to be sent flying into Town Halls wall. “Guess you were all talk and no bark.”
Nightmare Moon walked towards the injured Alicorn as she lifted her by the throat. “Now then Twilight Sparkle. As I was saying you and your friends will submit to me and serve me until for the rest of your pathetic lives.” She said as her hand was engulfed in a dark flames. “If you don’t submit….well let’s just say the ponies inside that building will suffer because of you.”
“T-This is bad!” Twilight thought. “Without the elements of harmony we don’t stand a chance against her, and even with if we had them we won’t last long against her army.” Trying to ignore the pain from her throat. Twilight tried to think of a plan to save her, her friends, and the ponies in Ponyville. But was interrupted by Nightmare Moon squeezing her throat. “Please let the letter that Spike sent make it in time to Celestia.”
“I will ask again. Will you submit to-.”
*CRASH!!!*
All heads turn to where the loud crashing sound came from. “Ow….Dammit! That wasn’t a well thought out plan.” Said a familiar voice coming from under the pile of broken wood. Nightmare moon dropped Twilight, and ordered five of her soldiers to check out what crashed landed next to them. As the wood started to shake a little, the soldiers drew closer until.
*BOOM!!!*
Smoke formed from where Amy landed. Out of the smoke; five pieces of wood shot out and shot down five of the soldiers. A huge splat like sound was made when the bodies of the soldiers hit the ground. The smoke started to clear revealing Amy standing with her claymore in hand. Fluttershy’s face turned green at the sight of the dead ponies, while the others looked in shock. Well except for Pinkie Pie who was cheer for the human. Some of the ponies from inside were peeking out the open windows to see what was going on.
“Who in the wide world of Equestria are you?” Asked Nightmare Moon.
“Oh me?” Amy replied as she brushed off some of the dirt off of her. “The names Amy Anderson. Who the hell are you bitch?”
“I am Nightmare Moon, soon to be ruler of Equestria.”
“.......hehe.”
“What’s so funny creature?”
“Oh nothing…...hehe.”
“What is it that’s making you smirk like that? Answer me before I kill you!”
“It’s nothing really...just that you have to be the biggest idiot to think you can rule the world.”
“.......I am really tempted on killing you, but seeing how I’m in a good mood I’ll let you live under one condition.”
“And what would that be?”
“Beg for forgiveness and be my servant. Once I rule this land and it’s ponies you’ll need a master that can lead and guide you to a better future.”
“And if I don’t?”
“Then I’ll kill you along with these six ponies.”
“Great a dumbass and a evil dictator.” Amy thought sarcastically. “Join Nightmare Moon in taking over Equestria or fight her and die…...Nice going Amy. You picked the one day to be the hero.”
“Okay Nightmare Moon I made my choice.”
“And what is you d-.” Before Nightmare Moon could finish, Amy fired two fireworks at the nearest soldier. Killing him instantly.
“You and your soldiers are gonna die here.”
“HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME BY ATTACK MY SOLDIER LIKE THAT YOU MONGREL! YOU JUST SEALED YOUR FATE ALONG WITH EVERYPONY IN THIS VILLAGE!”
“I’m pretty sure you would’ve killed us even if we did join your side.”
“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEFYING ME, NIGHTMARE MOON!?”
Amy simply laughed. “Well seeing how I’m the new hero in this town, I might as well tell you.”
“Ahem!”
“I am the flames that burns through the veil of darkness!” Flames started to form around herself. “The light that will destroy those who wish to do harm to the innocent!” The soldiers started to back away a little as the flames started to expand itself. “I am the hero that will protect this land from your evil rane of terror! I AM AMY ANDERSON, THE BURNING RANGER!!!”
“Who the hell do you think I am!?”
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