Moments later after escaping through the makeshift tunnel made by Sweetie Belle. Amy finds herself reaching the other end of the tunnel. “Finally, I didn’t think that tunnel would ever end.” She said as she climbed out. “I have to give her credit to her friends, they make on impressive tunnel escape route but they really need to get the tunnels system fix. Now then...where the hell am I now?” As she survey the area, Amy spotted what it looked like to be a cottage sitting on top of a small hill.

“Well that’s something you don’t see everyday. I wonder who lives there?” She wondered as she walked to the house and knocked on the door. “Maybe whoever’s inside can give me directions on how to get home?”

“Just a minute.” said the pony in the house. “Just let me get something decent on.” She said as she finally opens the door. “Oh, hello. Can I help you?”

“Hi my name is Amy, and I was wondering if you can give me directions.”

“Where do you need to go?”

“I’m trying to get back home to America.”

“What’s America?”

“You know the land of the free, the USA, United States of America? Don’t you have a map or something so that I can show you what I mean?”

“Um...why don’t you come in and explain to me what happen.” Fluttershy said as she lead Amy into her cottage. “My name is Fluttershy, what’s your name if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Amy Anderson the Third, and you wouldn’t believe the stuff I been through during the past few hours.”

(Castle of the royal sisters)

“Are you sure this creature will be able to help in?” Nightmare Moon asked.

“From what we can tell, the elements of harmony are having a hard time trying to capture her.” said a bat pony.

“And from what intell we got, it looked like that creatures knows how to use magic without the use of a horn.”

“Hm….interesting.” Nightmare Moon said as she stood up from her throne. “Have the soldier prepare themselves, we’re going to Ponyville to find this creature and force it to tell us the secrets of her magic.”

“At once my princess.”

“Hehehe. Soon Princess Celestia and Luna, you’ll rue the day for denying me and my kingdom of everlasting night.”

(Fluttershy’s Cottage)

“And that’s pretty much it in a nutshell.” Amy said as she took a sip from her tea.

“Goodness you been through alot.” Fluttershy said as she took a seat next to Amy. “I hope you’re not hurt or anything.”

“Surprisingly I’m surprised that I haven’t gotten a scratch on me from falling through Rarity’s roof. Guess I got lucky that nothing really bad happen to me huh?”

“If you don’t mind me asking, but what are you? I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but from what Twilight told me from her visit to the mirror world. Humans can’t use magic”

“Well I don’t know anything about this mirror world, but from where I come from humans can do certain magic.”

“Do all humans have the same ability to summon fire from their hands?”

“Only a rare few can.” Amy said as she small flame appeared on her finger tip. “I’m one of those who can do that.”

“Oh my, that’s impressive.”

“Eh, it nothing really-.” Before she could say anything else, there a knock at Fluttershy’s door followed by a tomboyish voice. “Oh crap.”

“W-what’s wrong? It’s just a knock on the door.”

“It’s the pony that’s behind the door that I’m more scared of. Not to mention that crazy alicorn is still after me.” Amy said as she ran over to the window. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be running now.”

“B-but you just got here!” The pegasus stammered. “Aren’t you just overthinking this?”

“Fluttershy, open up! I need you to help me find Amy so I can punch her in the face!”

“You were saying?”

“Rainbow, that’s not nice!!” the pegasus shot back. “What did she do to you that was wrong!?”

“She set my mane on fire!....Wait she’s inside your house isn’t she?”

“Umm… No…” The Pegasus tried telling her

“You don’t sound like you’re telling the truth.”

“Come on… who do you take me for… come on… Amy, run for your life. I’ll hold her off.” She said the last part in a silent whisper.

“Thanks I owe you one.” Amy whispered back as she made her escape through the window. “So long you rainbow color bimbo!”

“GET BACK HERE, RED HEAD!!” Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew around Fluttershy’s cottage, and flew after Amy. It didn’t take long for Amy to lose the pegasus as she hid herself in a log by the riverbed, completely avoiding the pegasus. However, the only problem with that… was she was stuck in the log as it began to tumble down the dirt path.

“Aw crap…” She said as she felt herself log roll down a hill. “Oh god, it’s middle school all over again. Only this time it’s with a log, not a trash can!” During Amy’s tumble down hill, she notice that she was rolling down into Ponyville. Mostly because she could see a few colorful building, and Rarity’s home being on the verge of repair. “Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick.”

(Sugarcube Corner)

“What’s that noise? Oh! That right I need to get up and help the cakes today!” said Pinkie Pie as she pulls herself out of bed. “Better change out of my night clothes if I’m going to start cooking.” With a snap of her fingers, Pinkie Pie was now wear light blue overalls and yellow and blue stripe shirt. “There we go now let’s get this day going P-.”

*CRASH!!!*

“What was that?! I didn’t plan on meeting somepony who crashed into Sugarcube corner today?” The party pony rushed down stairs to see where the noise came from. Only to see the front room of sugarcube corner wrecked by a log.

“Huh, that's strange.” said Pinkie as she goes up to the Log and gave it a kick.

“Ow! Who the hell just kicked me?!” Amy asked as she tries to move her body out of the log. “Whoever is out there, can you help me out please?”

“Oh! sorry didn’t know somepony was in there. Be right back, don’t go anywhere!”

“Like I don’t have a choice.” Amy said only to hear a revving noise from a chainsaw.

“I’ll have you out in no time!” yelled Pinkie as she gets to work at freeing Amy.

“Wait what hell do you think you’re doing?!” Amy yelled as she saw the chainsaw’s blade appear in front of her face. The Blazing Heart screamed in fear as the chainsaw was pulled away, only to return from behind..

“And done!” cheered Pinkie as the log splits open with a unharmed Amy inside.

“What kind of person uses a chainsaw to get someone out?!”

“Well duh, if I used a normal saw we’d be here all night.” replayed Pinkie as she put the chainsaw away. “This way's faster.”

“......Fair point.” Amy said as she brushed herself off. “So care to tell who you are?”

“Oh right, I’m Pinkie Pie it nice to meet you. Oh my gosh I need to throw you a party! What your name?”

“Um…..Amy Anderson the Third.”

“Okay Amy, I need you to go outside and I’ll come get you when the party ready okay.” said Pinkie as she tried to push Amy outside.

“Normally I would do that, but I can’t at the moment.”

“Oh come on you get to make lot of new friends if you do.” Said Pinkie as she starts to push Amy out the doors.

“No seriously, I really can’t wait outside at the moment.”

“Come on it’ll be fine!” Pinkie said with a smile as she pushed Amy outside the doors. “I’ll get you when the party ready!” She said as she shuts the doors and locks them.

“Dammit! I gotta hide before that rainbow colored bimbo finds me-.”

“There you’re! Stop right there alien!” yelled Rainbow Dash as she fly at Amy.

“Oh son of a bitch!” Amy said as she moved out of the way of the oncoming pegasus. “Will you fuck off already?!”

“Never!” yelled Dash as she charge at Amy again. “You’re gonna pay for setting me on fire you jerk!”

“Geez, talk about holding a grudge.” As the pegasus charge at her again. Amy once again moved to the left, barely dodging Rainbow Dash.

“Stop doing that!” yelled Rainbow Dash as she tried to go after Amy again. Only for her dodge her again.

“You’re really easy to read Rainbow Crash.”

“I’ll get you this time!”

“Nope.” The Blazing Heart grabbed a tree branch as she pulled behind the tree. “I really hope this works.” She said as she let go of the branch and hit Rainbow Dash in the face. Causing her to fly off into another tree behind a house. “Yes! It worked!”

“What worked?” asked Pinkie Pie appearing behind Amy.

“Um….nothing….so how’s the party going?”

“Almost ready I just need your help testing something out for me.” said Pinkie as she lead Amy back to sugarcube corner.

“What do you need help with?”

“Just to test the Party Cannon 400. For some reason it’s been acting up for some reason, and I can’t seem to fix it.”

“Oh, well I’m sure I can fix it. You got a tool kit right?”

“Yep, it’s in there.” Pinkie Pie said pointing to the inside of the cannon.

“I have to ask, but why do you have a party cannon….especially one the size of a king size bed?”

“Well how else am I going to get the party ready on time.”

“......You know what, I’m not even gonna question that logic.” Amy said as she grabbed the tool kit beside the cannon. “Do you have a ladder or something for me to get inside it?”

“Here you go.” said Pinkie as she hands Amy the ladder.

“Thanks.” with that Amy climbed into the cannon as she begun to fixing it from the inside. “Damn girl, you really did a number on baby. I mean really why would you put bubblegum in here?”

“I was trying to test something out, but it didn’t work.”

“I can see why it didn’t work. Bubblegum mix with heat do not go together, especially seeing how this kind of cannon uses a combination of gears and kinetic energy.” Amy said as she smoke started come out of the cannon’s opening. “Okay that should do.” she said as she poked her head out of the cannon. “Give it a try.”

“Okie dokie lokie.” Pinkie Pie said as she pulled the string connected to the cannon.

“Just let me get out of this before you do that-.” Amy didn’t have time to finish her own sentence, as she was sent flying off through Sugarcube corner.

“Hey! it worked! You’re really good at fixing stuff Amy…...Amy?” Pinkie Pie peaked her head around the cannon to see where Amy was, only to see a human shape hole in the wall. “Oops….maybe I should’ve waited until she gotten out of the party cannon before firing it? Oh well I’m sure she fine.” She said with a smile as she walks off into the kitchen. “I’ll just have to make her an ‘I’m sorry I blew you out of a cannon party’ after the ‘welcome to ponyville ms alien party.’”

(Outside)

“She couldn’t have gotten far.” Twilight said as she looked around for the human.

“I still don’t see why you just can’t leave her alone Twilight?” said Spike as he followed the crazy alicorn princess

“Like I said before, she could be the link between humans and magic. Name one human you know that can use magic like that Spike?”

“Hmmm, wasn’t there a book on one human who could use magic?”

“No because humans can’t use magic. Plus we don’t have a book like that. Now keep looking for Amy Spi-.” just as she was about to finish, both her and Spike heard a loud high pitched scream in the air. “What was that?”

“Sounds like Amy, only she’s screaming?” said Spike as he looks up to see Amy flying across Ponyville, and heading towards Sweet Apple Acres. “Never mind it is Amy.”

“Where?!” Twilight said as she ran up towards the dragon. “Where did she go?!”

“......She was heading towards the school.” He said as Twilight rushed off towards Ms. Cherrliee’s schoolhouse. “You really owe me for this human.”

Author's Notes:

Next Chapter: Wildfire!!!