"You have GOT...to be kidding me."

Her day had started like a dream. The gravid Siren turned human had been woken up by her husbands lips upon her scar clad throat. A hearty breakfast for the heavily pregnant Beta-bitch, served in bed. And a solid few hours of alone time with the ex-UFC fighters favorite video game. What else could the expecting Mother ask for? Yet as the bloated Aria Fang stood at the open sliding glass door to the Pack's suburban home, the freshly cut grass catching her nose, all the purple grump could do was regret getting her fat butt off the couch.

"Why Madam Fang! You are looking quite lovely and in bloom!"

"Piss off you armor wearing sow."

Princess Luna flicked back her flowing mane of midnight in response to the growling Siren. Her human formed figure clad in its deep blues and blacks of ancient chain mail as her last appearance in the human realm. A cocky, yet aggressive posture rolled between the two. As any observer would note the tension rising.

"Tis not too hot, at least I am not one to carry extra..weight?"

Smirking and shifting a half drunken liter of soda from one bloated hip to the other, Aria lifted her strong arm and flexed in the mid morning light. The sound of overly worked flesh tightening over pounds of well worn muscle, sounded like an industrial rubber band being strained to the breaking point.

"Sure you Royal slut, whatever you say. Come waddle that scrawny flat ass of yours over here. Let me SHOW yah some "extra weight"."

Standing as a sentinel to the Immortal Pack's home, the Beta bitch growled her words. She knew full well the Royal Trio was no threat to her, or her family. Yet the motherly instinct within the swelling female, was over powering. Spreading her tree trunk like thighs, Aria smirked and shifted her tobacco and alcohol stained teeth, flat out showing her fangs at Luna.

"What in the bloody hell do you want anyways Sword for Hire? And where are your..."

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!"

The Beta female blinked at a new voice, her purple eyes narrowed and landed upon a female she had never encountered. Stepping from around the house came the overly large form of the toga wearing Celestia, the smaller yet no less robust if only younger appearing Twilight and also a pink fleshed female that could give Sunny a run for her money in terms of motherly figure.

"Who the..."

"eeeeEEEeeeEEE!!!!"

"Ahh! Aria, my dear, you are looking truely lovely!"

"Hey Aria!"

Shifting her gaze from the enraptured and squeeling new female, Aria looked from Celestia and then to Twilight. Giving both women a nod, she turned back to Luna, stuck her tongue out at the snub nosed Soldier and drank from her bottle in a low gulp, showing she was in no hurry to waddle her way aside to allow entry to the family home.

"UUUUUUUUUURP! Yer pup's out with my man...urp...you runts can come in, I guess. Who is this chick eyeing me up like a steak?"

"Perhaps more of a rump roast..."

"Piss off "Lulu"!"

"Do not call me of such a name, thow has no right yee sea-born vixen!"

"Sister, please. And this is Princess Cadence of the Crystal Empire. She insisted on meeting you when we mentioned your...ahem..Niece, are you quite alright?"

Dressed in a almost ball suited dress, the bright golds and flowing reds mingeling with soft blues and delicate teals. Heels like stilts and with a chest perked high by a garter belt, Cadence looked like a Princess out of one of little Sunrays cartoon films. Yet the posture of the Princess of Love was that of a child in a candy store.

"Princesses Cadillac?"

"Cadence, she is my Niece my dear Mrs. Fang. And she..Cadence, are you quite alright?"

"Ahem, Cadence, your..ahem, drewling?"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Fear and horror washed over the rugged feminine features of Aria Fang as the normally regal pink fleshed Immortal came barreling up to her like a line backer. Careful in the embrace to not harm the near sixty inchs of life filled womb, Cadence swallowed the Beta female in rabiid motherly hug.

"YOU-LOOK-AMAZING! Are they boys or girls? How many? Oh when I tell Shiny about this!!!! Oh oh, when are you due, any day now? Oh you are a gem! Let me listen, eeee they are moving! Hi in there, hi hi!"

Her drink lost and raised fist to pound the smaller women lowering as the sense of threat diminished in the air, Aria let out a tired sigh and arched her back allowing access of her swollen middle to the eager Princess.

"You all are getting weirder and weirder every time more of ya come over here...eh, might as well come inside if your gonna hump me like that...So much for my day off."

Author's Notes:

Just a tiny band-aid chapter to the gaping wound that is the lack of updates! Try and enjoy :p