"Grrrr..."

"Come on mlove, please...I will do the big eyes!"

"I said, no! It is too freaking hot out, and you know I hate sweating!"

"The girl needs a walk, is is practically climbing the walls. Come on Adagio. Your big butt could use a stretch anyways!"

"Listen here Kettle, who you calling black?"

Snorting at her wife's zinger, Sunset leaned back into her well worn chair. The worn fabric, patched with everything from duct tape to good wish's the lazy boy had followed the Unicorn turned human (now much to her mates discontent) to the Dazzling household. Huffing a red strand from her bronzed face, Sunset Dazzle pouted cutely at her lover.

"Well, somepony...body, has to walk the Dog, Dags!"

Adagio lay sprawled in the center of the room, her over abundance of hair was pushed as far away from her plump frame as it could be. A fan lay inch's from her orange flesh as she suckled almost in a lude manner at a fudge-cicle. The Alpha Siren glared over her tank top clad bosom, the heavy orbs clinging to her shirt.

"Then YOU walk her! Thing has been ripping up the backyard all damn day, she doesn't need a freaking walk! It's like a hundred degrees outside!"

Grumbling at her wife's lazyness, Sunset ran the cold beer bottle over her brow, shivering at the relief it offered from the heat. The Dazzle household was having a day similar to most of Canterlot. With the temp up in late July, very few citizens wandered out, well unless you where under the age of 15, had ice cream money or a slip and slide. It was a day for Children, they're own, was spending her day at Rarity and Sonata's, as well as several of the other girls. Rarity was quickly earning the Ire of the mated Mothers...she had a pool.

"Grrr this is stupid, she is not going to pop anyways! Lets just head over that scrawny human's and jump..."

"She is just as Immortal as you or I now love, hehe, your fast food gobbeling Sibling made sure of that."

Adagio rolled her ruby toned eyes.

"Don't remind me. I was looking forward to spending the rest of time with you at my side love, but not only do I have too share our eternal happiness, with the Purple Grump, her beef head of a boyfriend..."

"Fiance, mlove."

"Ugh I just threw up a bit..."

Waving what remained of her melting treat, the over heated Siren hissed her words as her free arm blocked out the world by resting over her vision.

"But! Now I get to spend it with Miss dead head and her bulimic Wife!"

Sunset reached into the mini fridge built into her chair, dug for a moment found another can of overly cheap beer and popped its top.

"Rarity isnt bulimic."

With a grunt, Adagio made her way up to her elbows and eyed her mate carefully.

"I once watched her scarf down an entire Pizza like she was on death row. She not only didn't gain an ounce but complained about her favorite skirt being "Oh so dreadfully loose." Face it darling, the chicks got a two finger to the wind pipe issue."

Belching at the top of her lungs, Sunset blushed and waved off the disgusted look her regal mate gave her.

"Rarity is just blessed, maybe if miss blue-giantess would get to work stuffing her up with some pups she could gain some weight!"

"UGH!"

Flopping back down, Adagio tossed the remains of her treat away, the stick missing the trash by a good foot.

"Are you JOKING! To think my Sister, the most giant of asses is gonna squat out a runt or two, given by that meat-head of a male. But to IMAGINE, Sonata, thee Sonata actually being a Mother."

Despite the heat, Adagio shuddered as if chilled.

Sunset made a face. She knew her sea-born lover was never one too enjoy heat, but her attitude when hot was annoying.

"You know, many said the same thing about the two of us..."

Her eyes popped and she was up on her elbows again, the girth of her bosom swaying.

"Who! I want names! Who are they..anyone, willing to speak ill of the perfection WE created! Sunray is a TREASURE...I will have blood for this!"

Taken a long swig of her beer, the tomboyish biker turned house wife chuckled and waggled a finger.

"It was only for my behalf love. Many never thought we would make it past our first date."

"Psh! We showed them! I was a true lady, waiting a full six months before claiming you as my own."

Rolling her teal eyes, Sunset grinned.

"You waited so you could fatten me up!"

Putting her nose in the air, Adagio huffed and took a note from Rarity's book. Resting a femine hand to her heart, the Alpha made a hurt expression.

"Why Sunset mlove, I have no idea, whatever could you mean?!"

She swore her eyes would roll out of her head if this kept up. Crushing the empty can she bounced it cutely off her lovers gut, and winked.

"Shut up, chubby chaser, your the worst....damnit!"

"AHHA!!!"

"....Shut up..."

"Told you it was a catchy phrase!"

Mumbling to herself, Sunset fished out her phone from her sweat soaked shorts and checked the time.

"ANYWAYS, maybe your right. Maybe she wont go today after all. I know we said we would wait here, being the closest to the hospital and all..."

"BuuuuUUuuuUUUUUT?"

"But? I'm hot! Well, we both knew that, dis ass doh!"

"Don't tease me, I am way to over heated to hump your brains out!"

The mated pair shared a giggle, only to be interrupted by the chirp of Sunset's, then Adagio's phones. The couple reacted like any screen watching modern women would. There eyes scanned the text, and then locked with one another.

"Looks like Celestia called it after all."

"Yup! Get the pup on a leash, I will get the keys."

Working to her feet and obeying her Wife, Adagio mumbled.

"About damn time that blue cow popped, "ooh look at me, I'm carrying twins and am the size of a BARN! Ohh look I am going to keep all the girls in stitchs being two weeks late!"

Firmly slapping her lover on her overly wide rear end, Sunset purred into the blushing Sirens ear.

"Jealousy soooo becomes you, I bet you could out Prego that old Principle of mine any day!"

"...Get the damn car keys, you flirt, we are about to be God Mothers."

Author's Notes:

I must apologies for the lack of updates as of late. I have been going through some emotional things, they don't really matter. Just know that depression won't stop this story, this is the only foot print I will ever leave in this world, and I will not abandon it. Pony on!