"I am going to kill that over sized egg plant..."

"Sunset, darling. Calm the hell down, we sort of asked for it."

"Yeah? Still hurts..."

"Drink your coffee we told Fluttershy we would meet her at 9:00."

The mated pair sat across what remained of they're kitchen table. The fight, if you want to call it that, was brief at least. Aria managed to fight her fighter instinct and not mount either of them, instead the trio went about playful professional wrestling movies. Until a table got involved. While it was only play fighting, lots of screaming and begging for mercy, the three Sisters sure looked like hell the following morning. Adagio cast a worried glance to the mass of pig tails and muscle slumped over the couch. A over sized sweat pants clad rear perked over its arm.

"Did you really have to hit her so hard? Listen mlove, you are rocking this whole "Sexy MILF" thing lately. Don't get me wrong, I like you softer and rounder, but you still pack one hell of a hook. Not to mention neither of us are truly human. Then again, neither is she...eh."

Adagio shrugged and took a long drag of her coffee.

"Maybe you just got a lucky shot in?"

"She power bombed me through a table! OUR table!"

"Well I told you the ankle lock was hurting her. You riled her scales love, that's all."

"I had to do something she was trying to smother you with that fat ass of hers!"

"Enjoyed the view I take it?"

"......Shut up...."

With a hearty chuckle the Alpha Siren rose and fetched the pot of coffee.

"You really must have caught her good, normally the wiff of the black gold in the morning has her lumbering butt up."

"Ha! Open a beer that will get her going."

"No my sweet bubble butted babe, that's you, Aria prefers the hard stuff."

"Oh! So that's why she is into Gorrz eh?"

The couple shared a cute giggle before a loud growl came from the living room.

"It lives!"

"Fuck you sun butt..."

Grinning at her blushing mate, Adagio leaned over and breathed into her mates ear.

"Don't mind her, I find it super hot your Cutie mark followed you over in the tattoo form."

Her blush grew as the purple grump joined them. A slowly swelling black bruise covered part of her jaw, but Siren blood what it was, had already begun to heal.

"Fuck me...going to be eating through a straw for a week. Thanks "Sis!"."

"Hey! I was protecting what is mine! You looked like you where trying to unbirth your own sibling!"

"Your one to insult another gals rear end, chubby!"

"Chubby?!!?"

Jerking from her chair as Adagio threw up her arms and returned the pot to its holder.

"Says the women who can't even fit in her fighting shorts anymore!"

"They shrank! Your really bad at this whole house wife thing if you can't even read the label when washing them!"

"Yes a house wife, to MY wife, in OUR home! Listen little pig tailed guard doggy, why don't you waddle yourself down stairs before I finish what I started last night."

"You two are such a cute couple, who is up for a three way?"

That comment shattered all the rising tension in the air as both tomboyish women snapped eyes to the only true lady in the room.

With a bored and calm expression, Adagio crossed her robe clad legs and sipped her morning brew.

"What?"

"Your fucking disgusting, you know that Dagi!"

Sunset for her part couldn't argue the brawlers point on that one.

"Love that was the worse joke, ever! To quote your Sister, for REALZIES!"

Giving a slow, dull blink, and doing her best Maud impression. The Alpha Siren cocked her head.

"Joke?"

Stomping her foot with a solid flush to her cheeks, Aria stormed down the hall.

"I am taken a bloody shower, AND USING UP ALL YOUR FROO FROO SHAMPOO DAGI!"

With a house rocking slam, the mated pair again returned to the remains of they're dining room table. A cocky, evil smirk washing Adagio's features.

"I knew Sirens where close my love, but really...that was a bad joke."

"Hey it kept blood off my kitchen floor, you know, the one I always end up cleaning? And again...what joke?"

It was going to be a long day.

Author's Notes:

Even though she is looming in on 30 human years old, and is a Mom...Adagio can still have that villainess fire burn when she wants.

Wanted a little banter in this chapter, showing what an average morning at the Dazzle household might be...post back yard brawl that is, wait till Aria finds that Risk canon piece still logged in her belly button.

Pony on!