One Punch Derpy
Chapter 7: Chapter 7: House of Evolution
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(The next day)
“I'm heading out to the store. Need me to pick up anything while I’m out?” Derpy asked as she was getting herself ready to head outside
“We need more milk and pancake mix. We ran out of it yesterday.” Amethyst said popping her head out the kitchen. “We also need some more tofu and eggs for breakfast.
“Okay! I’ll be back in a few minutes or so-.” Derpy was unable finish her sentence as she saw Amethyst eyes glow. “You okay Amethyst?”
“Object approaching at high speed.” She said looking at the wall to her right. “It’s here!”
“What-?” Just as she said that a strange mantis humanoid like monster busted through the wall where Amethyst was looking.
“Hahaha my name is...huh?” Before the mantis could finish, Derpy appeared right in front of it and punched in the face. Send it’s head flying off.
“Use the door like a normal pony would. Not the wall you meanie.”
(Outside)
“So…”
“Hm?”
“It seems our advance agent, Kamakyuri, is down.” said Slugerous. “I can’t sense him with my telepathy anymore.”
“What? Wasn’t he one of our stronger guys?” said Frogman.
(Inside)
“Auntie, there are two more outside.” Amethyst said as she open the window. “Leave them to me.” She said as she hopped out the window to face the other two monsters. Only to see Derpy outside already taken them down.
“Don’t bust pony’s walls.”
“Oh, never mind. I guess you took care of the problem.”
“Can’t ponies just come through the door?” Derpy was about to turn to face Amethyst, only for something to grab her by the hooves and pulled her into the ground with her head sticking out like a carrot.
“Auntie!”
“Don’t worry Amethyst I’m fine. It’s actually comfortable really. I feel like a carrot in Carrot Top’s garden.”
[“Elevated energy levels detected.”] Amethyst turned around to see where the voice was coming from. Standing behind her was a Cyborg just like her, only this one was tall and was in the shape of a Gorilla.
“A cyborg?”
[“You are not the target.”]
“What’s going on? I can’t see.” Derpy said trying to look behind herself.
[“You are in the way!”] the cyborg said as it tried to punch at Amethyst, only for her to jump out of the way and kick him in the face. Amethyst landed a few inches away from the hulking cyborg as she began to run towards it. The cyborg saw this and brought his fist down at Amethyst, only for her to block it again causing a small shockwave.
“I don’t know who you idiots are, but you all are gonna regret attacking us.”
While Amethyst was dealing with the cyborg gorilla, Derpy’s attention was focus on another figure shadowing over her. To what she could tell it looked like a mix between a human and a loin.
“Hahahahahaha! It would appear you’re in what they call a “tight spot” wouldn’t you say?” the lion said looking down upon Derpy. “Well done, Ground Dragon.” He said as a mole with the neighponese sign on it’s chest appeared from underground.
“It complicates things if they put up a fight.”
“Aw what cute little mole.” Derpy said.
“Auntie, please take this serious for once in your life.”
“But he looks so cute, I could catch him and give him to Dinky.”
“Ugh, fine whatever. Do what you like with it.”
[“You dare look away?”] The cyborg gorilla said as he charge at Amethyst. [“Quite courageous!”] He said delivering a right hook. Amethyst nearly dodges it by a hair as she charged up her incinerators and fired at the cyborg at point blank range.Causing a small explosion to engulf the gorilla.
“Got yeah.” Amethyst said only for her eyes to widen when she saw the gorilla jump out of the fire and was about the hit her. Only for the pony cyborg to jump out of the way of his attack.
[“I am the pinnacle of the House of Evolution’s science. I am Armored Gorilla.”] He said as he pulled himself out of the crater he made. [“Your attacks have no effect.”]
“The House of Evolution? What the hell is that, and what does it want with my aunt?”
]“It is none of your business.And it is our rule that any who oppose us be eliminated without fail.”] He said as he towered over Amethyst. “I must destroy you.”
“I hope Derpy can handle herself until I finish dealing with this guy?”
Meanwhile as Amethyst was dealing with Armored Gorilla. Derpy had a bored blank expression on her face as she looked up at the lion humanoid, who seemed to be getting annoyed at the way Derpy was ignoring him.
“Hey, stupid pony! What’s with that look on your face?” he asked only for the cross eyed pegasus to yawn.
“Being underground like this is kinda relaxing. Especially when trying to keep yourself cool. But at the same time, it’s nice and warm. Have you ever tried it before mister lion?” The humanoid lion’s eye began to twitch as veins began to appear. “Not to sound rude but I’m getting a bit sleepy, could you come back at another time?”
“I see I need to teach you your place.” He said as he pointed two fingers at Derpy face. “Listen up! I’m gonna slice your eyes out with these! Then we’ll see if you resist! The Beast King never lets anyone off easy.”
Derpy paid him no mind as she pulled herself out of the ground like it was nothing. “Well, I guess that’s enough fooling around then huh? If you wanna apologize, now’s your chance.” The mare said as both the Beast King and Ground Dragon began to sweat in fear/nervousness. “You guys smashed into my home through a wall.”
“Humph. Fine.” The Beast King said as he pulled himself up. “Then behold the true power of the Beast-.”
“Aw man, I got dirt in on my belt.” Derpy said as she shook the belt she was wearing to get the dirt off.
“Hey, are you listening?”
“Hold on, let me just get this cleaned off for a second.”
“.......You done?”
“One sec…..Okay I’m done.”
“Okay, then behold the true power of the Beast King!” He said as his claws grew and began to lashed out at Derpy. Only for the mare to dodge it and hit a nearby house which was empty. The Beast King began to send barrages of slashes at the mare, but was easily able to dodge them like a ballerina. At this time however, Slugerous was just waking up from his face plant.
“You okay, Frog Man-.” Slugerous was unable to finish his question as he and Frogman were cut into pieces.
“Outta the way,pissants!” Beast said as he continued his attack on Derpy. “Such is the law of the jungle! And you’re next pony!” he said as he buffed up his muscles causing the clothing on his chest to rip apart.
“Wait! Don’t kill her yet!” said Ground Dragon.
“Lion Slash: Meteor Power Shower!!” The Beast King said as both his speed and power increased as he began to lash out at the mare at speed the naked eye can’t keep up. Derpy on the other hoof was able to see the Beast King’s attacks as she simply dodge them without any problems. This went on for about ten to twenty second before Derpy rushed up towards the Beast King with a hoof raised.
“Consecutive, Normal Punches.” Derpy said as she delivered four hoof punches to the Beast King’s chest. Causing his upper body to explode into a million pieces as blood and guts scatter around the area she was in. After defeating the Beast King, Derpy turned her attention at the mole who quickly began to dig for his life. “Guess we’re playing hide and seek then huh?”
“N-No one told me he’d be like that! It’s best we retreat now and regroup-.” Just as he was about to move another chunk of dirt out of his way, Derpy’s face appeared right in front of the path he was digging.
“Found you, looks like I win our little game of hide and seek.”
“No waayy!” With a light punch, the mole was shot out of the ground and onto the sidewalk. “D-Dammit.” was all he could say before passing out.
“Well looks like I found a new family pet for Dinky to play with.” Derpy said as she walked out from underground. “I wonder how Amethyst is doing?”
“Now, answer my question or be eliminated.” Amethyst said as she pointed a hoof at Armored Gorilla who was stuck in a wall and badly damage. “Your choice gorilla.”
[“It is you who will be eliminated. You fool. I am the third most powerful fighter in the House of Evolution. At your power level, you’ll never beat the Beast King, the second most powerful.You will be destroyed.”]
Just as he said that, Derpy appeared right next to Amethyst hold an eyeball of what remained of the Beast King. “Is this who you mean?” the pegasus asked.
“Apparently so.” There was a moment of silence before the Armored Gorilla began to speak, only this time he spoke normally and not in a robotic tone.
“Look, I’m really sorry. I’ll tell you everything, just don’t kill me!”
“What the? What happened to your robotic like voice?” Derpy asked.
“Sorry, I was just trying to sound cool that’s all.”
“Okay...so mind telling me why you guys are after me? And please keep it short to the point, I prefer not to hear your boss’s life story that might take up the entire day.”
“Okay, to make a long story short.My boss has become very curious about your body.” Gorilla said causing Derpy’s face to burn bright red.
“I’m not interested in somepony like that. Tell him I’m not that kind of mare!”
“I think you misunderstood him, Auntie.” Amethyst said. “He plans to use your body, whichsurpasses normal human limitations, for his research for something involving evolution or something along those lines.If we don’t do something, I’m sure he’l send more of his creations after us.”
“Guess we gotta do something about it huh?” Derpy asked.
“We can’t allow him to attack again. We need to attack him now while we have the upper hoof on him.”
“.......Okay.” Derpy said as she began to walk off.
“Wait you mean now?”
“Of course silly, there’s a muffin sale in New Yoke tomorrow, and I want to get there before the sale is over.”
“H-Hey wait up!”
“This doesn’t sound good. Better tell the Doctor.” Armored Gorilla’s head open up as a small dish appeared and transmitted a message to the House of Evolution. He quickly closed his head as he saw Amethyst return to him.
“Hey, Gorilla dude.”
“Oh. Yes?”
“Where is the House of Evolution located?”
“Outside of the city. You can’t miss it, it’s the rundown build next to a mountain and a couple of trees.”
“Thank you.” She said as She and Derpy ran off.
(House of Evolution)
“Impossible!” said Dr. Genus. “Our elite force, formed for the extermination of those obsolete humans, wiped out?!”
“According to Armored Gorilla’s report, the two responsible are on their way here.” said a clone causing Dr Genus eyes to widen in fear. “If they come,all our research, everything we’ve been working on, could be destroyed.”
“This is a serious matter.”
“The only option is to use our trump card.” Dr. Genus said causing the clones to gasp. “Begin preparations for the release of Carnage Kabuto again.”
“What?!”
“No, Not him!”
“That’s crazy!”
“It was bad enough we released him on the last intruders, how do we know this will work?”
“He’s right. That might be the only way.”
“But maybe we should stop him.”
“It’s too dangerous.”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“Is this the only way?”
“Be calm!” Dr Genus said. “He will be our last resort.”
“But…”
“First, from the first or the eighth floor, we’ll activate all our traps. If we’re lucky, they will take care of the intruders.I’m fully aware of what will happen to me should we fail.
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