Mau’ual-1st

I brought my mauler down on a pegasus stallion’s head as I made my way to the facility where Rainbow Dash was being held. The fighting had been going on for ten minutes, and, as far as I knew, the resistance had already gained a lot of ground.

“KILL HIM!” I heard from behind me, and saw a large group of stallions and Caribou, most likely with the cloudwalking spell, charging me.

“Great,” I muttered. “I swear, sometimes-” I was cut off as something (or in this case, two somethings) hit my head. I looked down as they hit the ground, and one looked like an assault rifle from Halo, while the other was. . . something, I don’t know. If it came from a game, I haven’t played it. It looked like a cross between a chainsaw and a machete with a cross guard. So. . . a chainsword? Aw, who gives a fuck? “If you’re displaced, I need your help. If you have wings use ‘em, as your coming in in Cloudsdale.”

A portal opened up and two armored figures stepped through, only to fall straight through before using thrusters and some sort of jet pack to fly back up.

“Throne, that was not what I wanted to happen!” One of the figures said before noticing me. “You’re the one who summoned us?” he asked.

“Indeed I am,” I replied. “Short version: My name is Valus Mau’ual, and you’re in a variant of Fall of Equestria. Do you know what that is?”

“Never even heard of it,” said the other figure who I saw was a Halo 4 Orbital Spartan with Mk IV (B) armor mixed in.

“Well, put simply, it’s a vile patriarchal race that took over Equestria, with Vile and patriarchal probably already painting a picture,” I said just as the group got closer. “If not, I shall buy you time to think on it.” With that, I activated my thrusters, and flew over the two, another one like a terran marine from Starcraft, but the armor was different. I will ask later. I landed in front of the group, and said, “If you wish to keep your lives, I suggest you run now.”

“Never, you fucking heretic!”

“So be it,” I said before I attacked with my mauler, killing a caribou buck by bashing his brains out, then going into a spin to kill the others with ease. All in less than ten seconds.

“Throne! That was as fast as Rainbow!” The first figure said

“Do you two have an idea what I am facing, now?” I ask the two as I turn around to face them.

They both nodded. “My name’s Sebaste, and the Adeptus Astartes next to me is Sebastian, or Sasha to his friends,” the Spartan introduced them.

“Pleasure to meet you both,” I said. “Do you want to help stick it to the Caribou, the race that took over?”

“You don’t have to ask…” Sebaste said, summoning a SAW out of thin air.

“Then follow me,” I said, and, with me in the lead, we made our way to a nearby building, which, according to the tourist maps, was the “Mare re-education center”. I will have fun burning it to the ground. “Rainbow Dash is in there,” I said. “She will have a black collar around her neck. Get any and all mares that have the same colored collar out. I will deal with the other colors. Feel free to kill any Caribou, knock out any stallions.”

“Copy that,” Sebastian said, readying two gauntlets that had four blades that coursed with energy and also had some sort of gun mounted on them. “I’ve been spoiling for a fight for a while now. Since Ahriman attacked, it’s been a waiting game! Haven’t gotten as much practice...”

“Let me take the lead,” I said as we got to the door, and pulled back my left hand. “Knock knock, you sick fuckers!” I yelled before thrusting my fist forward, breaking the door, and a large portion of the wall. As soon at the dust cleared, I saw a group of stunned looking Stallions. “You two have gas grenades?”

“Nope, but I can use stun rounds on them,” Sebaste said.

“Do it,” I said.

“Open wide, ya wankers!” he yelled before opening up on them, and within seconds, they were unconscious.

“And that's how you do it,” the Spartan said. “Shall we get moving?”

“Let’s,” I said, and we moved deeper into the building, coming across a few guards, but not much, and each were stallions that surrendered. I asked one where the mares were kept, and he pointed us there before he was knocked out by the Spartan. “If you two do not like seeing breasts and such, turn away now.” With that, I opened the door, and, lo and behold, the depravity of the Caribou: mares, all pegasai, plugged into machines meant to fuck them senselessly, in cages, or going through some kind of machine meant to simulate breast feeding to increase their breast size, and Rainbow was in the last one. “Help me get them out,” I said as I strode over to Rainbow, and destroyed the machinery around her, and freeing her. “Are you alright, Rainbow Dash?”

“And just who the fuck are you?” she asked as she swayed a little, indicating she had been in the machine for a while.

“A friend,” I said. “Do you wish to get out of here?”

“Of course I do,” she said. “But how do I know you won’t just rape me when we get outside.”

“Ask your friend, Applejack, and the princesses when you see them.”

“Heads up, we’ve got company!” Sebastian shouted before firing the guns on his gauntlets.

“Free the other mares, and get them out of here,” I growled. “I’ll buy you time,” I said as I moved up and saw a squad of cloudwalking Caribou running our way. “I am going to enjoy this.”

Sebaste-1st

I nodded and quickly summoned a energy sword, slicing through the machinery and freeing the mare in front of me.

“Sasha, little help here!” I yelled.

“On my way,” he called out. “Hang on!”

He leapt over to where I was, destroying more machines along the way with his Storm bolters.

“Get them to safety, I’ll deal with the rest,” I said to him.

“But how do we get-” he began before a Caribou was sent flying through a wall.

“There’s your exit!” Mau’ual yelled.

“You heard him, go!” Sasha said to them. “Meet up with the others, we’ll be with you shortly!”

“If that’s the case,” Mau’ual said as he ripped the last of the Caribou in half, “I will escort them. I know where the extraction point is for any mares rescued.”

“We’ll purge the rest of this place,” Sasha said, “The Emperor protects!”

“Dude, I don't think he knows what you even mean,” I said. “In fact, I don't even think he’s heard of Warhammer 40,000.”

“Oh, I’ve heard of it,” Mau’ual said as he made his way to the newly made door. “Just never played it. Now, all of you, come on, before more Caribou arrive!” With that, he left the building, the mares hesitantly following behind him. I looked around, and saw no other mares.

“Alright, let's blow this joint!” Sasha said. We both exited through the hole, then Sasha summoned a Thunderhawk and teleported us inside.

“Arm the Turbo Laser Destructor,” He said. “This structure doesn't deserve to stand.”

I nodded and readied the main weapon. “Firing!” I said.

There was a dull thud heard as the gun fired, within seconds, the building was leveled by a massive blast as the laser from the Turbo Destructor hit.

“Target is destroyed!” I reported.

Sasha nodded. “Let’s go and catch up with Mau’ual, and let him know.” he said as he turned the gunship to where Mau’ual was headed.

Mau’ual-1st- a few hours later

I stood where the city hall used to be, overlooking the resistance, and those we had freed. We had been able to free every mare in the city while taking many stallions captive. I turned to face the other two displaced, who stood next to me. “I thank you two,” I said.

“It was our pleasure, but we have something to ask you,” Sebaste said.

“Shoot.”

“We’re looking for more allies to help us defend our universe from another displaced that is hell bent on destroying our world, and he’s gathered allies to help him.”

“You have my support,” I said. “But note, if I am in the middle of a fight here, I will remain here.

Sebaste nodded. “If you know of any other displaced, let them know of our predicament, we need all the allies we can get,” He said. “If you ever need our help, you have our tokens. Just give us a call and we’ll dispense death to the enemy.” He then summoned a Brute shot and handed it to me. “Since you seem to be the type that goes for brute strength, this should suit you, it fires off a grenade that will devastate any enemies within it’s blast radius, and if the enemy is too close, the blade is more than capable of slicing them in half.”

I nodded, and took the weapon. “Thanks,” I said. “You guys can go back to your universe now.”

As the portal opened, Sebastian tossed a gun of unknown design to me. “It’s called a Storm bolter, unlimited ammo and fires any type you want it to.”

“Thanks,” I said. “I shall see you next time I call you, or you call me. Wait, I don't have a token. Can you guys help me?”

Sebaste nodded. “You pick something of yours, Weapon, piece of armor etc., then you put some of your soul into it and say a phrase for someone to summon you and throw it into the void,” he explained. “It's as simple as that.”

“Right,” I said. “I’ll take care of that after everything’s taken care of here.”

The duo saluted and stepped through the portal, it soon closed after them with a pop. Well, now I have more allies. Good.

Author's Notes:

Crossover with Grand Inquisitor Sebaste's story, For the Emperor and the UNSC.