Alex, Treble, Warhawk and Alejandra were all walking through what seemed to be an old fashioned French or British town. They were wearing assassins creed outfits, and there was something off about everything around them. It had this unreal look to it. Like it looked almost real, but not quiet there. This idea was solidified by the fact that two people walked right through each other.

"Man, I'm glad we got the virtual reality edition of Assassins creed!" Alex said.

"I still say they got the concept of the VR helmet from sword art online." Warhawk said.

"Oh hush with the anime talk Warhawk! We're in an assassins creed game not an anime convention." Treble said playfully. Alex sighed.

"Treble, I'm glad your back man." Alex said.

"Glad to be back. NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT THAT DILDO?! I NEED TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH IT!!" Treble said. Alex streched his back a bit.

"Man, we haven't seen any Templars yet. This is getting kind of boring." Alex said.

"Be patient sweetie. We'll find them eventually." Alejandra said.

"I hope we don't run into any trolls first though." Alex said. They walked for a bit. another group of assassins was walking by them, mostly consistent of males. They noticed Alejandra and started flirting.

"Hey baby! What's up!? Why don't you join some real assassins!?" One of them said.

"Yeah, I can show you my 'hidden blade'!" Another said.

"I'm her boyfriend you assbaskets." Alex said.

"I don't know why, you clearly have a tiny dick. I wonder why she's even with a dumbass like you?" One of them said. Alex's left eye started to twitch.

"Oh god." Alejandra said.

"What?" One of them asked.

"You pressed the name calling button." Alejandra said.

"So? I don't think he even has the skills to take us on." One of them taunted. He was abruptly interrupted by an arrow to the forehead. The arrow had come from Alex's phantom blade. The mans pupils became small and he continued staring straight ahead.

"Ok... I'm leaving.... But let the record show.... It was MY CHOICE!!!" He slowly walked away, whimpering the whole time. Alex released his hidden blades and gave the other four a death stare.

"RUN! NOW!" he shouted. The four other assassins ran away. They occasionally tripped on their own feet as they took off. Wahawk starred at him.

"Jesus dude! What was that about?!" Warhawk asked.

"Years of being on the road force you to learn to not take shit from anybody. Treble had this explained to him already." Alex explained. He retracted his blades and locked them in place.

"Ok, remind me never to call you any names." Warhawk said.

"Noted. Hey, I think I see some Templar's!" Alex said. They all looked at the gathering of people, and the horse drawn carriages that were lining up.

"Finally some action!" Warhawk said.

"Alright everyone, you know the drill. Alex, please aim for their heads when you use your crossbow." Alejandra said. She flipped her hood up and started to climb a nearby building.

"Oh I'll aim for their heads alright, but it won't be the ones on their shoulders." Alex said with a sly smile. He flipped his hood up, and began to scale another building. "Ok, let's turn team speak on." He pressed a button on his menu and looked around.

"Alright, can you guys hear me?" Alex asked.

"Loud and clear." Alejandra responded.

"Me and Warhawk are gonna take the ground level, you guys spot us." Treble said.

"Got it. Let's do this." Alejandra said.

The group was walking down another street. They were talking and laughing. Alex had his arm around Alejandra, and she was resting her head on his shoulder. Treble was messing with Warhawk, and they were talking about the funny Inge that happened on their little mission.

"I love how Treble ran out of arrows, so he started throwing dead NPC's at them." Alex said. They all shared a laugh.

"At least I'm not the only one who did something weird, you kept shooting them in their dicks." Treble said. They all laughed.

"I don't know why, but their genitals just speak to me. They say 'shoot us!'." Alex joked. Treble gasped and ran to stand on top of a box.

"Today! I shall give you a speech!" He cleared his throat. "Now I know that we may look like we suck the brown parts of bananas! And we also look like a bunch of dick punching weirdos! And we are just as skilled at sucking dick as we are at this ga!-" he was cut of by Alex. He shanked him in the back "AW MAN! Y U KILL ME!?" He managed to get out before his character died.

"Fool, ain't nobody want to listen to no dumb ass speech!" Alex said.

"Oh yeah!?" Treble said, seemingly appearing out of no where. He pulled out a strange looking laptop and typed something. A roar came from the sky and the others looked up. A stealth bomber was dropping Treble Mix rag dolls. Each of the rag dolls exploded as they hit the ground. Alex, Alejandra and Warhawk all ran away while the stealth bomber was making its pass. Treble was just laughing like a mad man as fires broke out in the virtual city, and buildings were leveled. Alejandra seemed to be having trouble keeping up, so Alex threw her over his shoulder and ran down the street with her.

"How does he do this stuff?!" Alex shouted. Next Chapter: The promise Estimated time remaining: 36 Minutes