I smiled at the man, not that he could see much through the mask. Could he see my fur? He wasn't panicked if he was staring at it. That was odd. "Oh, you know, Kansai? Ever heard of it?"

He nodded a little and leaned in, making me nervous. He whispered quietly, "You're going to get caught if you hang around in the open like that. I'm on your side."

I perked up with joy. "You are?!" A few faces turned to us. Maybe I said that a bit too loudly.

He chuckled a little bit. "Keep your voice down, act like you're supposed to be here. Come with me." He reached for one of my arms and drew me away from the big sign of flights. Fortunately I'd already found the flight and gate of Kansai. He guided me along until we came to a bathroom, at least, I think it was a bathroom? It smelled like one when we went inside. He pulled me into one of the stalls and closed the door behind himself. "Look, if you're an alien or whatever, it's cool."

I tilted my head at him. "Kinda... You're not scared?"

He shook his head quickly. "Hell no. I don't think you're an invading kind."

I smiled brightly at that. "Of course not. I like making friends."

He giggled a little. "I had a feeling. You look like something right out of a cartoon, even if you are... Can I see you?"

I considered that a moment before I pulled my hooves out of my pockets and reached for my mask first. I lowered it, showing off my equine snout to him and the hopeful smile on my face. I wanted to have a few friends on that world. He seemed really nice so far.

He gasped, but didn't run away. He reached for me slowly and began running trembling fingers over my face. "You're a little horse. You're adorable."

I giggled at that. "Aw, you charmer. Want to see the rest?" He nodded quickly and I pulled open the trenchcoat, exposing my pink body to him as I folded it up quickly and tucked it away.

He recoiled a little. "You sound like a girl, but you... What are you, exactly? Shit, you're an alien, right. You could have, like, six sexes. Do you even understand our simple two sex system?"

I grinned at him. He was silly. "We normally have two of those too. I'm a mare, a girl. I got this part on the way here." I ran the fleshy part of one of my hooves over my dangling member as it began to swell and grow. "I still have the mare parts though."

"C-can I see it?"

See what? Oh! I turned around for him and fell to all fours before hiking my tail at him. He stared at my little pink treat and I could see it was having an effect on him. Stallions, of any species. I felt that urge to party returning and gave my rump a slow shake. "Do you want to see it closer?"

He pulled himself up on the wall of our stall and peeked around quickly before he nodded at me. "If we can, but we have to be quiet, really quiet. Someone could walk in any moment and then it's game over."

I nodded in understanding and licked over my snout. I really wanted him, and he wanted me. I pointed at his pants. "Those have to go."

He didn't take them off. He just undid a buckle, unzipped, and let them slide to the ground at his ankles. He fished out his already hard stallion bits through the underwear he wore and let it pierce through it. "A-are you sure? You don't have to. I didn't bring you in here to, you know, rape or anything."

I blinked, not grasping what he said at first. "Silly billy, if I didn't want to do this, I wouldn't be here." As if he could hold me down! Still, it was nice that he was thinking about that. I turned back to him and nuzzled at his gently twitching pole, rubbing my pink fur along its sensitive length as I looked up at him. "You're a good boy, but I'm a naughty mare. You should do what you have to..." I ran my tongue along it from as close to the base as I could get to the tip, and even inside just the teensiest bit, tasting his alien human juices. He squirmed at the feeling of it and grabbed my head, stroking over my ears and cheeks with his fingers.

Suddenly, we both heard a door opening and two sets of feet entered the bathroom. We went still and quiet. His member started to soften in my mouth and I couldn't have that! I began to nurse on it ever so gently, making the poor boy squirm against me as I kept it hard but didn't work him up hard enough to push him over the edge.

When things went quiet and the two left, he grunted with frustration. "What even is your name?"

I drew off his member and nuzzled it. "Pinkie. Pinkie Pie. What's your name?"

He gently pet over my head. "Your stallion."

Right answer! I turned around and presented as I looked over my shoulder at him with a grin. He didn't need more hints. He grabbed my soft hips and drew me back as he thrust forward and we began to make love, at least until the next person wandered in. What did they think that place was, a bathroom!? Oh, yeah...

I kept his member snug and warm inside of me while we waited, but the oddest thing happened. It didn't go soft, it went the other way. It began to grow and swell inside of me. The head flared out into the right shape and a medial ring grew in halfway down the length. He had a proper pony pecker for properly penetrating Pinkie Pies! It was my turn to squirm. His new member felt so nice and was pressing the right places.

As soon as the coast was clear, he squeezed my hips roughly and began to slam into me. I would have complained if it didn't feel so fantastic. I began to moan and howl a bit loudly, but it didn't last long. Just a short series of energetic thrusts and we both had enough. He began to fire thick jets of pony cream into me as I trembled all alongside him, milking that perfect pecker of its load, but it was getting late. I only had so long to get on that plane. Even if I really really wanted to stay and enjoy his company some more. I pulled off of him and turned around. It's just polite to clean up your utensils after you finishing using them, and I left him nice and clean.

He sagged, tired and dizzy. "I'll always remember you..." I didn't doubt that. Stallions rarely forgot their bits, and his was now a perfect shape and size for me. How did that happen, anyway? I didn't know and there wasn't time to think about it. I gave him a quick peck, got dressed, and rushed back out into the airport. I had a very important date, and I wasn't going to miss another plane.

I resisted, barely, the urge to bounce on all fours as I hurried out of the airport and began to circle around it. Now, don't think the way to the planes isn't protected or anything. There were big tall fences and cameras and everything! But that was just an inconvenience for me. I've played super spy a few times, sometimes even with Twilight. I slipped under cameras and bounced over fences. I darted from cover to cover, vanishing from place to place with patented Pinkie style! It was a lot of work and all of my intense focus, but I was getting closer to that plane. There it was!

United Airlines, that was the company or whatever that drove this plane thing. I could see it there, parked beside its 'gate'. All I had to do was keep going. I crept along with some camoflauge I quickly made up to look like the concrete I was on until I reached one of its huge wheels. Gosh! That plane was a lot larger up close. There was a vehicle driving up with a human in it! I froze and watched. He was putting luggage onto the plane, what a break! I crept closer ever so carefully until a really big suitcase went by. Zoom! I hopped inside of it, curled up super tight and that was it, I was on! Kensai, here I came! Oof! Whoever owned this suitcase really should get it padded better. This was probably going to be a very bumpy ride.

That was quickly proven as the plane began to move in the darkness of the luggage area and things shuffled one way and the other. Nothing really held them in place, so things slid around wherever they felt like it. That was nothing compared to when the plane suddenly decided it wanted to go really fast. All the luggage settled towards the back, me included, and then... we were going up! I felt pressed downwards as the airplane soared into the sky. I really wanted to look out a window, but there weren't any windows to pick from.

This place was made for luggage, not ponies or humans. I could hear a fan or something, and after we stopped going higher and higher, I slipped out of my suitcase and had a look around. A loud woof made me jump in place. There was a kennel there, with a dog inside. Aw, someone was taking their dog on their trip. "Hey there, doggie. What's your name?"

The dog wasn't sure what to make of me, but I took a few tips from Fluttershy and approached it slowly and carefully. I soon had my hoof offered up to it for it to sniff at, and that was it, we were friends. Doggies love making friends almost as much as I do. "Good doggie." I saw a little tag hanging off the kettle. "Oh, Homer? Hi Homer!" Homer let out a happy bark at hearing his name and seemed pleased about it. He wasn't the bestest company I could have asked for, but he was a lot better than the luggage was.

It took forever to get to Japan. Was it really that far away? We were flying at like a million miles an hour or something, and it still felt like years before the plane started to lower. "Homer, mind if I tag along with you a moment?" He looked confused at my question, but I chanced it anyway. I slipped in with him and tucked myself into the back as small as I could get. Homer only got more confused and gave a querying bark before he licked me all over my face. Silly dog!

He got nervous as the plane jumped and jostled, and I gently pet him and held him and kept him nice and calm. Fluttershy would be so proud of me right then! The whole place jumped as the plane touched down.

Japan, Pinkemena Diane Pie had arrived!

Author's Notes:

Japan would like to send this package back to sender. Is that an option?

Pinkie continues her wild rampage of typos, not even knowing anything is wrong.