The next morning, Emma woke up with a case of the sniffles, and I had a case of the squirmy-wirmies. Mornings were the worst, it seemed, and I wanted to have a nice, long, party with Emma, but she wasn't having any of that.

"I have to get to the plane. If you somehow get there, I'll see you when I land, otherwise, please, just stay here. It's safe here." She hugged me and kissed my cheek before sneezing. "Damn, must be allergies."

I liked the kiss, and returned it on her nose. She blushed cutely and ran off. She had all of her things and rushed out the door, waving at me and asking one more time that I stay there and be super bored in her apartment. Nope! I donned my dark suit, pulled down my goggles, and I was off!

I crept down the hallway along the ceiling, all the better for avoiding being spotted. Mmf, I was still all stiff and stuff. I wanted a mare to play with, or a stallion, either would be a lot of fun right then, but I was in the middle of a mission. I carefully pushed open a door leading out onto a balcony and ran into my first obstacle. There was a human there. He was talking to somepony I couldn't see and facing away. I could probably sneak past him... or... maybe it was time for some fun?

I trembled with the burning desire to jump on him and do things. They weren't all nice things. They weren't Pinkie things. No! I would finish this mission. I moved to slip past him carefully when the urge became overwhelming. I'd said no to just about every suggestion I had for me, and now it was insisting. I fell to my knees and darted between his legs. He grunted with annoyance before I grabbed his zipper in my teeth and yanked it down. I buried my face in his crotch and found his stallion bits. It was shaped differently than a pony's, but I didn't care. I just had to have it. I sucked it up like a cupcake and began nursing on him eagerly.

The human got scared and looked around for help, but he didn't try to run away more than a few steps to another edge of the balcony. His precious stallion bits were in my mouth, and I was taking good care of it. My wet tongue explored up and down its length as it began to swell into fullness. His shock turned to confused pleasure. "What are you?" His hands reached for my head and gently played with my ears as I bobbed slowly up and down along his soon fully-engorged shaft. The head was kind of funny, like a little mushroom instead of the flared tip stallions were supposed to have, and no medial ring either.

I didn't have any answers for him, at least nothing I could say. I mean, gosh, I had a mouth filled up with his funny willy and I was working it over as good as I could, and it felt great. All the tension I had was flowing away with each loud slurp I gave him, and he was obviously liking it too. He started to sag in front of me, and soon I had him on the ground. It was like I was grazing, except instead of grass, it was his cock. He grabbed for my soft hips and pulled me over and I stepped over him. He nuzzled up against the crotch of my dark suit, sending little tingles of pleasure through me. "Oh fuck, I'm being sucked off by an alien, and it's a dude?"

I complained about the label muffledly around his cock and he laughed almost drunkenly. "Yeah, I guess once you're with aliens, it doesn't matter that much. He found my zipper the same was I had found his and yanked it down with his teeth. My big pink balls fell into view and he began rubbing his nose against them, making me grunt and squirm with delight, but that was nothing compared to what was coming. He kept exploring, and he found my marehood. His little tongue lapped up and down over it and I squealed with joy. Why was I so sensitive? Every little touch felt so nice!

Quite suddenly, his shaft went rigid, then began to pulse, spraying my tongue and mouth with his seed. It was a little bitter, but a little sour candy was good at times, and I swallowed it down as he sighed and went limp. He was tired. Most stallions get that way after they get off. That was alright, I felt better, and I still had a mission to get done. I tucked myself back in and zipped up before giving him a little nuzzle. "Thanks." He grabbed me and hugged me. I got the feeling he wanted me to stay with him, but Emma was waiting for me. "Sorry... Gotta go!" I swung over the edge of the balcony and began rapidly swinging from one balcony to the next, descending towards the street below.

As I snuck through the crowded city, I didn't feel as tense anymore. Taking that moment with that stallion really helped. I hoped the guy enjoyed it too, it seemed like he had. There were humans everywhere! The dark suit was the wrong disguise, so I ducked into an alleyway and emerged with my trenchcoat and fedora instead. I walked along on two legs and mostly looked like any other human. My forehooves had gloves on them, even if I couldn't move the fingers. My hindhooves did make clip-cloppy sounds on the pavement, but nobody seemed to notice that in the middle of the crowd as I strode along.

I stopped at a bus stop and swayed back and forth as I waited for the next one. I needed the one that said 'airport' on it. Simple! A little human filly noticed me and looked up at my mask with obvious suspicion. I turned away from her but she just circled around me. She was looking too closely! I crouched down towards her. "Shhh, it's a secret, alright?" The filly bobbed her head with wide eyes. She looked excited. I pulled down my mask a little, just enough to give her a wet smack on the cheek. "Thanks." Then I pulled it back up. She returned to her mother and whispered something to her. The mother glanced at me, but didn't stare, and I was allowed to wait without any further trouble.

The bus pulled up loudly and came to a stop. Humans came off and other humans got on, me included! I walked past the driver, but didn't make it two steps before he shouted at me, "Hey, pay up."

Pay? I stuffed a gloved hoof in a pocket and drew out a few bits and stuffed them in the funny machine he was pointing at, well, I tried. They were too thick to fit in the slot on the machine. "What is this? Play money?" He grabbed my glove, which fell off and he recoiled in terror. "What the fucking hell!" My cover was blown! I snatched up the coins and jumped off the bus. I ran around a building out of sight, and he didn't try to chase me. Thank goodness for small favors.

I decided it was time to hoof it, and began bouncing and darting from cover to cover through the city. I stuck to the shadows where I could, and used my amazing stealthy skills when I couldn't. That airport wasn't that far away, and I knew which way it was. I was certain I could make it in time. Most of the humans didn't pay much attention to me, which suited me just fine at the moment. I kept my hoofs stuffed in my pocket, out of sight, and just kept going. Riding would have been a lot easier, but little things like that couldn't stop Pinkie Pie from reaching her destination.

It took me a bit longer than I had planned to get out of the city. The sun was coming down. I had failed, in part. So I missed her flight, there would be others, right? I pulled out a cupcake and devoured it to keep up my strength, and I pressed on. I'll give this to human places, even their roads are well lit at night, so I didn't have to slow down on my way out to the airport. I'd find another plane headed where she was. Kansai International Airport, that was its name. Any plane heading there would get me to her and her friend, and we'd be able to have fun and explore a whole new country!

With that thought in mind, I pushed through the fatigue, and the boredom. I coulda used a friend right about then, but I was fresh out until I got to Kansai. That was a funny name. I started saying it outloud. "Kansai. Kan Sai. Can Sigh? Kine sigh! Kansai Kansai Kansai!" With nobody around, I was on all fours and bouncing along as I sang my silly song. It helped to pass the time.

I could see the airport up ahead, but before then I could tell I was getting close with the roaring wooshing sounds the airplanes made when they took off or landed. My plan was to find out which plane it was, then get out of the building and sneak onto the plane from underneath. I couldn't fake being a human well enough to just walk on, and like Emma said, they checked all the humans really carefully. One little pat down and they'd know they had a pretty pink pony, and they'd want to play not-so-fun games with me. I didn't blame them. In their eyes, I was a creepy scary alien thing. That kid had the right attitude! Pink ponies are the friendliest kind around. I mean, think about Princess Cadance. She's the nicest princess around! I guess Celestia's kinda nice too... and Luna's a sweetie. Twilight's super awesome... Fine! All our princesses were pretty cool.

I reached the parking lot of the airport, where they kept all their bajillions of cars, and went to two legs to not draw attention. I walked along through like I belonged there, wishing I had another glove to replace the one I dropped on the bus. Keeping my hoofsies in my pockets would have to do.

It was way crowded inside. I bumped and jostled around and almost lost my balance a few times trying to get through the crowd, but I found it! It was one of those windows, a huge one, with numbers all over it. It said which plane was going to go to where, and which ones were coming from where. Jackpot! As I scanned over the squintillion little lines, someone asked something, "Do you know where the bathroom is?"

I looked over to see a human towering over me, but he was smiling in a friendly enough way. It was a simple question, but not one I knew. "Uh, no. This is my first time in an airport."

"Oh, man, me too. It's kind of overwhelming, isn't it?"

Aw, he was lonely and needed a friend. He must have been drawn to my amazing friendly aura. "Yeah, it's amazing! Look at all these ponies, trying to get everywhere at the same time."

"Ponies?" Oops. "Where are you headed to?"

Author's Notes:

Pinkie arrives at the airport! Let's hope the departure listings are free of typos.