"I'm going to keep yapping! Because in my professional opinion, the change is an improvement."

— Samos, The Precursor Legacy

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Have I ever mentioned having Eco is Badass because it is. As soon as I punched the guard, everypony stood their with a look of fear. It took a while for one of them to escort me to Tia. Why they've growm soft is beyond me. Back in my day the training I put the guards in made them look like they took a small amount of Titan from Batman Arkham Asylum. Note to self: Find guard captain and train the shit out of him. Shining you are so~ fucked.

======= 20 min later in a random unnamed corridor ==========

Why is this place so much like a maze , I'm pretty sure we past that painting about five times already. Since their was nothing to do on the way i decided to annoy the shit out of this guard.

"Are we there yet?" i said in a childlike manner.

"No." said the guard oblivious of what is about to happen.

"Are we there yet?" i repeated the same question the same way

"No , now be quiet." he said with an irritated voice.

"Are we there~ yet?" this is to good.

"No!" he shouted.

"... How about now?" i said.

Then i heard the spear break in half with him repeating 'No'. My work here is done.

////////////////// After a while we finally find our hero in the door\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Now I'm here nervous infront of the door. 'I just hope whatever she does isn't really painful' i thought.

"Show time" I said to myself as I kicked the door open with aloud bang.

"Tia I'm home" as soon as those words were out of my mouth I was tackled to the ground by Tia giving me a death hug.

"Tia *ack* I missed ya to but hug any harder and I might pop" Tia did was she was told. I finally got good look at her and her face was brimming with tears of joy.

"I'm sorry but it's so good to have you back Father". Everyone in the room just stopped to process what she just said.

"Listen I'm happy about being back but I need to get Lu-Lu so did you turn my leaper lizard to stone" I said.

"Yes but he's at the old castle where the Elements of Harmony are located" she told me as turned into Light Jak with wings. "And please be careful" Tia said.

"Sweetie when am I not careful" I said with a shit eating grin. Tia just gave me a look that said 'Are you shitting me'.

" Okay fine I'll be careful god"  with that said i took off to castle Everfree.

==========While the Mane 6 did their shit===========

Waiting at the castle for my bat shit insane daughter. "Let's see Morph gun fully upgrade and my Jet-Board still operational". Ah my Jet-Board I remember when Starswirl tried to study but failed , the final words in his notebook were "Buck it this thing is giving me a migraine" poor bastard. I look at the moon to see the mare in the moon gone , I smile at this " Oh my little Lu-Lu is out , better find that tower."

===== 45 min later=====

So i found the tower where Nightmare takes Twilight and the Elements and I'm one of Jaks invisibility powers and sitting in a corner. All of a sudden I heard 5 familiar voices shouting

" Twilight!?" I'll tell ya that hurt like hell.

"Everypony look , there over at the tower!" said a mare with a posh accent , with that said they rushed over to Twilight shouting the shit they said in the show about 2 agonizinly rainbow minutes it was over they have defeated Nightmare Moon

. "Wow Twilight ah thought ya just talking nonsense but it looks like ya were telling the truth"said the orange mare with a southern accent.

After Celestia arrived and made amends with Luna , it was time for my reveal.I started walking down the corridor , the noise my footsteps made sounded like Slendermans walking sound. Everypony stoped as they heard my foot steps , the only ones not scared shitless my two daughters. Then I started clapping "So the magic of friendship still used as a weapon for shame Tia for shame".

I walked in to the room wearing the googles over my eyes and smile on my face " Hello you two daddy's home" I said with my arms wide open for Lunas hug.Luna wasted no time in tackling me to the ground while sobbing out the words "I'm sorry". We staid their for about 5 minutes.Now the Mane 6 were beyond shocked , a creature out of nowhere claiming to be the princesses father only to find out those claims are true.

"Take a picture it'll last longer" i said teasingly to the six mares infront of me.

" Hey Pinkie you know what this calls for " as soon as i said that she got the messege and shouted at the top of her lungs.

" A PARTY!". Now at the party a certain purple mare looking sad was approached by her teacher.

" What has you troubled my faithful student you have defeated Nightmare Moon and found friends" Tia said .

" She's liked that because she thinks she has to go back to Canterlot after finding really great friends here in Ponyville." I said, Tia then called the little drake ' Spike was it?' to right down a letter saying she can stay. "Listen Tia, I'm not going to Canterlot to deal with nobels with sticks up their asses I'd rather stay here." I said besides who the fuck wants to go to Canterlot anyway it's all filled with racist nobles.

With all the excitement done i decided to sleep on a tree in the park 'Dont fucking judge me and how I sleep you fucks with that i was out like a light.

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