I have spent my life searching for the answers that my father and my father's fathers failed to find. Who were the Precursors? Why did they create the vast monoliths that litter our planet? How did they harness eco, the life energy of the world? What was their purpose? And why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall." -Samos Hagai

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  I'm so fucking bored. You know being a statue really wasn't one of my greatest ideas but I wanted to make sure my little Lu-Lu hasn't gone bat shit insane. You are probably wondering what the hell is going on, so I'll tell you. See I wasnt always a statue I used to be 'Jak Hero of Heros' but I'm getting ahead of myself. You se-

"Hello~ Jacky boy" The Statue next to mine mentally said.

'Discord, I don't need to deal with your shit right now. I'm doing my monologue." I said to the spirit of chaos.

"Really you should cheer up, I mean you are getting out in a few to be able to see your daughters that you left behind." he said in a smugly manner.

I didn't want to respond to that statement. The reason I turned myself to stone was so I could be there for them through out the events of the series. It started like this.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>22,000 years ago on the way to California<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  Being on a plane for hours on end can actually have an affect on the ass now i can't feel it while walking it feels so weird, getting off topic here. Hey the name's Richard Im a old school Ps2 gamer and a Brony...fuck off you Brony hating pricks. On my way to E3 as Jak from Jak 3 been working overtime to get the money for the plane tickets. My outfit looks like the real deal but that's one of the perks for having an Aunt who's a professional at sewing.

The shitty part is that I couldn't find the Morph Gun and a Jet-board. Anyway I finally arrived at E3 and Damn son it's better than I've ever imagined, a huge stage set up and a area for early acces games , moving on. A few hours in so I'm look in some booths until i found a guy dressed as the Resident Evil 4 merchant with his table full of merchandise from various different games. Then i found the two missing items for my cosplay.

"Anything catches your interest" the merchant said with a smirk.

"Actually yeah how much for the Morph gun and the Jet-Board".I said i knew where this was going, I've read displaced fics to know him but all he does was warp people to different Equestrias.

"It would be 100$ each but I see you worked hard on the outfit so I'll give it for 50$." he said still with the weird creepy smirk on his face. I've read enough fics to know where this is going.

"I'll take it" i said, it'll be fine i said when i was done handing over the money I finally took a look at them. 'And let me tell ya no matter what happened I regretted nothing' I thought with a toothy smile.

But alas my celebration was cut short by what looked like a fucking wormhole to the Void. So the last thing i said before it took me was " I regret NOTHING!" and with that I was gone.

And so starts my journey to land I could only dream of existing.

=============Present day (Summer Sun Celebration , you know wich one)============

And that is only the start of it. Hold on a sec , 'Discord is it the 1000th Summer sun celebration?' I regretfully asked to my next door neighbour.

"Yes it's almost time for Sparkle-butt to go to...what was the name again Loonyville?" he asked.

"By the precursors you are an ass its Pony-ville, PONY-ville get it memorized, you son of a bitch" i sneered at Dizzy. Honestly no matter what he does it always irritates me.

"I said don't call me Dizzy , it makes me sound inferior." he said in a hurt tone.

'Then stop getting in my head you pri-" CRACK. Yes the stone is cracking.

"Well thats unfair you get to go early and I'm stuck until season 2."  

'Well boo hoo buddy cuase I am ' - CRACK BOOM. "FREE!" I yelled to the sky gaining some unwanted attention.

"HALT by the order of Princess Celestia you are under arre-" The guard didn't even finish speaking do to my fist meeting his face with a loud CRACK from his skull. With that out of the way I took a look at my surrounding, and noticed the looks of fear and curiosity.

"Just take me to Celestia now or else" I said while sparks of Dark Eco were coursing through my body. Just you wait world Jak is back and ready for action. Next Chapter: Friendship is Eco Estimated time remaining: 5 Hours, 40 Minutes