Today was the day, I was finally getting married. I was getting married to the eight most beautiful mares I had laid my eyes on. Shining Armor, Big Mac, Rainbow Blitz, Night Light, and Spike were standing in my room as I was putting on the tux provided by Rarity. I was extremely nervous to say the least I was shaking as I put my tie on. My hands couldn't be steadied. Night Light took my hands and looked me in the eye, "Son the last thing you want to show is your nerves today." He said while straightening my tie and tying it.

"I'm sorry Mr. Light." I said.

"Hey, listen to me. I know that you think that I'm going to bring the whole world down on you just because you're marrying my daughter. I'm not, personally I've been waiting for this day for a very long time. I didn't care whether my little girl married a griffon, a minotaur, or a hydra. The only thing I cared about was if she was happy, and when I look in her eyes when she looks at you I can see her world light up. That's what matters to me, so you can call me Mr.Light, or Night Light, or just Night." He said while finishing with my tie. "I'd really appreciate it if you called me Dad." I looked up at him. "I can tell you're nervous, It's your wedding day. You are going to marry eight mares, one of them is a princess. Listen to me, when you walk out there keep your chin up and take deep breaths." He said while patting my shoulder. "Today is your day, it's your wedding and there is absolutely nothing that could ever ruin it."

"You should have been here an hour ago." I said.

"What happened an hour ago?" Spike asked.

"What do you mean that the DJ cancelled?" I asked Cheerilee.

"I'm sorry but she came down with the feather flu last minute, it's really terrible. She said she couldn't make it." Cheerilee said, "You did make sure to get your deposit back right?"

"I paid her in advance because she had a tight schedule, Vinyl told me that she could only appear for half an hour before she had to be on the next train to Manehattan." I said while banging my head on the table.

"Ooh, that's not good is it?" The school teacher asked.

I looked up at her, "Her hourly rate is 1500 bits I had to bay triple that just to squeeze her in."

"That much?" Cheerilee asked.

"She is incredibly famous." I said. "To top it all off this isn't the worst thing to happen this week, you should have seen what happened yesterday."

"Why, what happened yesterday?" She asked.

"THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!" Rarity screamed.

"What is it?" I asked while the other girls were doing their own jobs, Rarity and Pinkie teamed up to help with the reception. Pinkie was commanding from a sitting position though. The doctors had told her not to do anything strenuous or exciting, and lets just say I finally met Pinkamena Diane Pie. She was not a happy camper, I think her mane and tail were still a bit straight.

"You know how I requested for the decor to include Sunrise Orange and Matte Black?"

"Yes?" I questioned.

"They had the AUDACITY to bring me Sunset Orange and Jet Black!" Rarity huffed. "What am I supposed to do with this? It's not a dress, it's not like I can cover it up with a few contrasting ribbons and say it's close enough! IT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!" Rarity started to cry.

"Hey, Hey, listen it's alright." I brought her in close and tucked her head under my chin. "If anyone can figure out what to do with this it's you." I said while rubbing her back. "Now let's see what we've got."

"M'kay." Rarity said while wiping her eyes, "Well we have the yellow for Applejack, the baby blue for Rainbow Dash, the lavender for Twilight, the royal purple for me, the hot pink for Pinkie, and the light pink for Fluttershy. The Sunrise orange was supposed to be for Tia and the Matte Black for Zecora, but now it's sunset orange and jet black. What am I supposed to do?" She hiccuped.

"Well let's figure this out together, we're a team that what we do." I said while spreading out the colored napkins and arranged them.

"I suppose that we could arrange it in a rainbow floral pattern with it ending it the jet black." Rarity suggested.

"Now was that so hard?" I asked her.

"That's not my only problem, it's not just the napkins everything else is like these colors. I need to rearrange all the colors before the wedding tomorrow and I have to get my dress fitted in an hour!" Rarity screamed as she ran off leaving Pinkie and I in the dust.

I looked at Pinkie and helped her up, "I'm guessing you already had your dress fitted?" I asked her.

"Yes I did!" She snapped, then she looked at me. "I'm sorry, it''s just I want them already out." Pinkie said looking desperate.

I kissed her, "They're due any day, but trust me it will hurt so much." I rubbed her shoulders.

She pressed her forehead against mine. "I love you so much."

"You're marrying me aren't you?" I asked her.

"Hehehehe, ooh..........ow." She rubbed her stomach.

"You okay?" I asked.

"Yeah I'm fine. They're just kicking up a storm." Pinkie sighed and rubbed her stomach. "I think they just want to see their daddy."

"Sit down Pinkie." I said to her.

"Why?"

"Just trust me." I said and she sat down, I kneeled in front of her and started to rub her stomach. "Hey guys, it's daddy." I said.

"What are you doing?" Pinkie asked again.

"Shh, I got this. I'm talking to them." I said to her, I diverted my attention back to her stomach. "Hey, I know you guys are listening so I need you to pay attention. Please do me a favor, mommy is very stressed and it's not good. I know you guys are ready to see the world but please hold on for a bit longer, it'll be worth it I promise." I said.

"They......stopped. How did you do that?" Pinkie asked.

"It's something my mom told me, she said that when she was pregnant with me that I would not stop kicking. So my dad calmed me down by talking to me and her but the conversation was directed at me and I calmed down." I said rubbing her swollen stomach. "Better?"

"Much, I'm sorry for snapping at you honey bunny." Pinkie apologized.

"There's no need to apologize, I get that it's stressful and I get that you and AJ are in pain. Which is why I've arranged for our honeymoon to be near a hospital." I said.

"Why go through all that trouble?" She asked.

"Why do I go through any trouble? The answer is the same; for you girls." I said to her. "I don't know where I'd be without you girls right now and I can't even fathom what would happen if it didn't happen. But we're here now and we have one of the biggest days of our lives to look forward to tomorrow, so do as I do and take it one step at a time."

Pinkie hugged me. "I'm glad I have the most caring stallion in the world by our side."

"I'm nothing without you girls." I said while pecking her on the lips.

"That's the worst thing to happen?" Spike asked. "No offense Dad, but that's kind of a whole load of bullshit." I looked at Spike and slapped him on the upside the head. "What was that for?"

"This is an important day and I don't want you to mess with it by swearing all the time." I said while getting my jacket on. "There's still no DJ for the party and I don't know where to get a last minute replacement." I sat down in the chair.

"I talked to Discord and he said he would cover it." Shining Armor said. "I don't know how though, he also said it was a personal wedding gift to you."

"That makes me worry even more." I sighed. "I barely even know Discord and he does all these nice things for me, which makes me wonder why." I looked at Spike, "Aren't you supposed to be getting ready to be the ring bearer?"

"Oh Sh-" I looked at him. "Shoot, you're right. I got to get ready." Spike went outside to meet with the CMC who were the flower girls.

Fluttershy's mother Damselfly walked in. "The girls are ready is the groom ready?" She asked. Damselfly was nothing like her daughter, Damselfly was an amazon. She was almost as tall as Celestia and was stronger than Big Mac, Damselfly was a retired model I could see where Flutters got her looks. The first thing I was told by her was that if I broke Fluttershy's heart then she would break my spine. I told her that I was in love with all my girls and had no hopes of ever letting them down, and then suddenly she asked me to call her mom.

"Hello son." She said to me.

"H-Hello Damselfly." I said.

"I told you to call me to call mom." She said.

"I'm already nervous, and the fact that you could break me over your knee doesn't help." I said.

"O-oh, y-yeah I'm sorry about that. My husband told me how wrong it was of me to say that, and my little girl told me that she was absolutely in love with you." Damselfly came over and gently put her arm around my shoulder. "I was very wrong and I sincerely apologize, I promise I won't hurt you." Rubbing my back, she calmed me down. "Mickey, I can't give you the courage to walk down that isle and say I do, and I will not scare you in to doing so, please will you gather yourself up and walk down that isle? Not for me, but for the mares that are going to be your wives. They are in love with you, and will sacrifice themselves for you and I know it can be scary and my husband was scared out of his wits too, but he had enough courage to say I do to somepony like me, and he has the the balls to put his cock in me."

"That's a little too much information for me..................mom." I gulped.

"That's the spirit, now I'll be the one giving you away. If you don't mind that is?" She asked me.

"Heheheheheh, That's pretty funny." I chuckled.

"What is?" Damselfly asked.

"Fluttershy doesn't get it all from her father I guess." I said.

"Yes, she is a grab bag from us. Her rage she gets from me, you should see when I'm upset. But I promise to never take that rage out on you. It's dishonorable for a mare to hit a stallion."

"I kinda forgot that the gender roles are reversed here."

"Really how so?" She asked.

"On my planet, there is no skewered population everything is pretty much 50/50. In the early days the males were the dominant gender, during my time everything is more equal. Still it's pretty funny to me." I chuckled.

"My I can see how that is, it would be very confusing to me as well." Damselfly said. The rest of the guys had already left leaving only me and Damselfly alone, I took a deep breath and hugged her. "Oh my."

"Thanks." I said.

"It's perfectly fine dear." She said as she hugged me back. "Are you ready to go?" She asked as we broke apart.

"I think I am." I said as I stood up.

She looped her arm in mine and said. "Then let us begin." She led me out the room and into the hallway. I stood in front of the doors, behind Spike and the CMC, who were arguing.

"How come you get to be the ring bearer?" Applebloom asked Spike.

"Because I'm the only one who can hold the rings without dropping them." Spike replied. "Don't even try to argue, because all of you have already tried."

I smirked, That's my boy. I thought to myself. They had entered ahead of me, and had dropped the flower petals. I took another deep breath and was ready, the music started to play and I walked down the isle. I saw my brides ahead waiting for me, and I was being given away by Damselfly. I was stopped at the alter and was allowed to step up. Cadence was presiding over the ceremony.

"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this stallion and these mares in holy matrimony. Do you Michael Frank Young take these mares to be your lawfully wedded wives to live together in holy matrimony, to love them, honor them, to comfort them, and to keep them in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, as long as you shall live?"

"I do." I said.

"Do you, Twilight Aurora Sparkle, Apple Fuji Jacquelyn, Rarity Filigree Belle, Flutter Eurimedia Shy, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Rainbow Prisma Dash, Zecora Ali'va Shavoon, Celestia Orlais Everfree Cosmos take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded husband to live together in holy matrimony, to love him, honor him, to comfort him, and to keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, as long as you all shall live?"

"I do." Twilight said.

"I do." Applejack said.

"I do." Rarity said.

"I do." Fluttershy said.

"I do." Pinkie said.

"I do." Rainbow said.

"I do." Zecora said.

"I do." Celestia said.

"The rings?" Spike presented the rings. "Repeat after me. With this ring I thee wed." I repeated and put the rings on my girls. Then the girls put my ring on my finger, it was a grey titanium with a rainbow band in the middle and repeated after Cadence. "Then by the power vested in me and the nation of equestria I pronounce you wives and husband. You may kiss the groom."

The girls stepped up one at a time and kissed me. "How are we going to do this?" I asked, "How are we going to do the whole carry over the threshold?"

"I thought you already knew about this." Twilight said and levitated me in the air into the girl's collective arms. I rolled my eyes, and the girls started to carry me out of the church. I just chuckled to myself the entire time. The girls placed me in the carriage and got in themselves, "So Mickey? Did you secure the DJ?" Twilight asked.

"No she got the feather flu and had to cancel at the last moment." I said.

"Aww." Pinkie sighed.

"You don't get to say that. You can't walk around a lot right now." I said to her as the carriage started to move, she stuck her tongue out at me. "The worst problem is that Discord said he would handle it." I said.

"Well I trust Discord." Fluttershy said.

"It's not that I don't trust you, it's just I don't know the guy. Plus he is the god of chaos, so there is no knowing what he's going to do." I said.

"I trust him enough not to cause chaos today, especially when Fluttershy is around." Celestia said.

The carriage ride was smooth to the royal gardens, where we were holding our reception. The carriage slowed and then stopped, the door opened and sunlight poured in as we stepped out. There was clapping and cheering while we waved at the crowds, we took it slow for the pregnant girls and we finally reached the tent. The dance floor was lit up with pulsing colors and the slow thumping of a small bass. We sat down at the tables and our families took their reserved places, I spotted the god of chaos walking in with a crown made of popcorn and a cotton candy cape. "It's so great to finally meet you Mickey. How was the wedding?"

"It was wonderful, I just have the problem of you."

"Me? What problem do I cause?" He asked.

"It's not you per se, but the entertainment. I want to know who exactly you booked." I said.

"I booked a band, one that nopony has heard of before." Discord said.

"Just tell me, no more games." I said.

"The Anarchy Kings." He said.

"That's impossible." I said.

"How so?"

"Because that's MY band. I'm the lead singer of that band."

"Exactly." A new voice said. I recognized that voice, it was the voice of one of my best friends. I turned around to see Luke, standing at 5'11 with his classic blonde hair and brown eyes. "You didn't really think that we'd miss your wedding?"

"It vas an agreement ve made. A pact." Bogeden said. "You said dat ve vould perform at each other's vedding's"

Jackal just nodded. I looked at them and back at Discord, "How long are you staying?"

"Til sundown." Luke answered. "One last set, let's make it a good one."

I stood up on the stage with a curtain covering the rest of the guys behind me. "Hello, friends and family!" I said, "I'm sorry but the famous DJ Pon-3 couldn't make it. But that's okay, because we have a replacement. Fillies and Gentlecolts, I am proud to present to you. My friends, Bogeden is on the Bass, Luke is the Guitar master, and Jackal is the best drummer in the universe, and I'm the lead singer." I said as the curtain rose. "This first song is called Last Kiss."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4447lT5GQOk

There was a lot of cheering and applause. I waited until the cheering died down and spoke once more, "Ya know, I used to think that I'd never fall in love. Life has a way of making everything turn out for the best." I said, "This next song is called I'm a believer."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKDOYTZbJg

I think Cadence was the one who cheered the loudest, it was a song about love after all. I smiled and saw that everypony was having the time of their lives. "Okay everypony, one more song and then I gotta start the celebration. This last song is called Here without you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtO43yB3Zh8

I hopped off the stage and walked to the front table where my new wives sat. My friends walked alongside me, "Girls I'd like to meet my best friends. That's Luke, Bogeden, and don't talk to him because Jackal can't talk back, he's feral." I introduced them to my friends.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all." Twilight said. "I thought you said you were the only human to come to Equestria?"

"That would be my doing." Discord said. "I thought that it would be a great wedding present for the groom. I brought other presents for the wives by the by."

"Discord, did you cause the DJ to get the Feather Flu?" Fluttershy asked.

"Maayyyyybeeee." Discord said.

"Discord." Fluttershy scolded.

"No that was a happy accident." Discord said. "She sends her best wishes though." Discord handed me the telegrams. "These are from some friends that couldn't make it."

"Did Ditzy and her daughters make it?" I asked Discord.

"Why would you invite her?" Rainbow asked.

"Why? Is there a problem?" I asked her.

"She ruins everything!" Rainbow complained.

"Rainbow, from what I've seen of her she does her best." I said to her. "She is a single mother raising a nine year old and doing her best to pay for college tuition for Sparkler and her veterinarians license. It's incredible that she has a job, roof over their head, and has time to spend with her daughters. So with all my love, shut up." I told her.

"Wh-What?" Rainbow said. "She really does that?"

"She's done that and has never ever complained so if you want to get lippy about her coming then I don't know how well you would be a mother."

"Ditzy? The pegasus with a gray coat and blonde mane?" Tia asked.

"Yes why?" I asked.

"I think you mean Lu Lu's little marefriend?" Tia giggled.

"Lu Lu? You mean Princess Luna?" Rainbow said. "She's the marefriend of the princess?"

"Yes indeedy!" Ditzy said with her arm looped in Luna's arm. "I absolutely love my Lulu." Ditzy nuzzled the princess.

"I think we need to save that for later love muffin." Luna said.

Dinky walked up and pulled on Luna's skirt. "Mama Lu, I can't find a high-chair."

"She calls you Mama? That is so adorable!" Fluttershy squeaked.

Luna picked Dinky up. "Honey, remember mommy said that you were too old for a high-chair."

"The meanies wouldn't let me into the library to use books." Dinky whined. "Can I sit in your lap please?"

Luna looked at the little filly and her big eyes, "Oh all right, but you have to eat all your greens."

"I hate greens! I'd rather have carrots!"

"Last time you ate too much carrots you turned dark purple for a week." Luna said. "You eat broccoli, that way you'll be orange."

"You can turn orange from eating broccoli? COOL!" Dinky shouted, jumping out of Luna's arms and running into the crowd.

"Does that really happen to her?" I asked Luna.

"No, I just put a color changing spell on her when my muffin says so." Luna said nuzzling Ditzy.

"Save it for tonight." Ditzy said, while pecking Luna on the cheek.

"When is your wedding sister?" Tia teased Luna.

Ditzy turned a bright pink and said. "I better go look for Dinky." She walked off in search of her youngest daughter.

"Tia my muffin is a bit afraid of commitment right now because her last lover died." Luna scolded.

"Oh.....I didn't mean anything by it. I should apologize." Tia said while getting up.

Luna stopped her sister, "I think it would be best if you apologized after the reception." Luna looked around for her new brother in law, "Where is your husband?"

"I don't know, probably hanging out with his friends." Tia said.

It was true that I had wandered off with my best friends, in actuality I was right behind the tent. I looked at the guys and looked back at the guards. "Okay this is the last time we're going to do this." I looked at Luke, "You got the stuff?" He held up the repel gear and harnesses. I looked at Bogeden, "You got the paint?" He took out two cans of spray paint, one red and the other black. I looked at Jackal, "You got the camera?" He held up a half chewed, half intact camera. "We ready to do this?" They all nodded. "Let's go." We all headed off to the cliffside. It still said the princesses were cunts. Well......sort of it said that

TH PRINCE RE CUN

"Good thing that the text is already black." I mumbled.

"Uh-huh." Jackal agreed.

I looked at him, "I thought you didn't understand humans?"

"We've been hiring a tutor for him, he's at the fourth grade level now." Luke said. "He still goes off on wild, blabbering tangents when the mood suits him. He's mellowed out..................some."

"Some?" I asked and looked at Jackal. "It suits him. Jackal throw the grappling hooks onto the cliff edge and link up with Luke."

"Still treating life live zee military?" Bogeden asked.

"I told you already I DIDN'T DO THOSE BLACK-OPS MISSIONS!"

Bogeden just looked at me. "I didn't say anything like that."

"You finally cave man?" Luke asked. "We already know, you got so high and mighty about your military career. We kind of figured, you don't to tell us."

I just sighed. "I never did any black-ops, I met one special agent on a follow up for a mission for a stray signal that I picked up and deciphered."

"Just how did you pick up that signal again?" Luke asked.

"I'd rather not, let's just get this job done." I said.

"Your call." Jackal commented while starting to swing the grappling hooks. He tossed them onto the edge of the cliff and tugged it to secure it. He looked at me and nodded, Luke busted out the harnesses and Bogeden started to divvy up the spray paint.

It took half an hour with our combined effort but I- We finally did it, we painted an anarchy symbol on a cliff-face. I have to admit it was pretty badass, then Discord floated around and took a look at it and burst out laughing. "You do know that Tia is going to kill you for this?" Discord said in between gasps of air.

"Yeah I know." I said taking off the gear and heading back into the tent.

When I did that I was dragged onto the dance floor by Damselfly. "Please be quiet and dance with me." She said as she took the lead bringing me close to her.

"Yes Ma'am." I replied muffled into her huge breasts.

"I'm sorry son, but this will explain why you've been gone. It'll also help with the smell." Damselfly said as she dipped me.

"Ah there you are!" Rarity exclaimed. "Excuse me Miss Damselfly? May I have my husband back?"

"Oh absolutely, he was nice enough to talk to me about the customs of his people's dances." Damselfly said. "I just couldn't resist when he offered to dance with me." She handed me off to Rarity and I looked back at her and mouthed 'Thank you' and she just winked at me.

I was brought to the head table where the others were looking around, "There he is!" Twilight shouted.

"I'm sorry, I was dancing with Damselfly and you girls know that I couldn't go against a women like that." I chuckled.

"Ah, yes Fluttershy's mother is very..........unique." Tia said. "There is very few that could challenge a mare like that. Luna and I are one of those few, now it's time to cut the cake." Tia said gesturing to the cake that was rolling in, it was a very big multi-tiered cake that had been supplied by Sugarcube Corner. It was a white cake with rainbow colored trimmings and there were nine figures at the top. The colors were the same for the colors in the reception and had another color added to it, I chose the color red to match the other colors. I smiled as the girls all took the knife and sliced a piece for me. While I sliced eight separate pieces for the girls, Discord helped be by hovering single plates for the slices of cake while I placed them on the plates. The girls shoved my slice of cake into my mouth and I just laughed while I tried to eat it, I did the same to each of my girls one at a time. We laughed as we went through the traditions of a customary human wedding reception. Then we started on the pony traditions which were kind of weird to me, but at least we didn't go through all of them. Because if we did then I would have been gelded, the girls instantly said no to that as it was the bride's decision on when and if and I had no choice in the matter. They did ask me if I wanted to go through with it and I said no. I didn't want to have a dick without any balls, I told them that whomever decided that upon a man that would be torturous until the end of their natural life. Tia said that she would do her best to revise that custom because she had seen the look of disgust and shock upon my face, I felt betrayed a little bit. They said immediately after the wedding that it would become the choice of the groom to be gelded or not, because it is the right of every living being to make their own choices in life. When she said that she got fucked until she came 10 times, I didn't do it immediately but she had a great night that night.

I was sat down in a separate tent and my wives mothers walked in. I looked at Damselfly, "What's going on?"

"Tia informed us that you would not understand this tradition." Cloudy Quartz, Pinkie's mother said. "This is called the tradition of the mother trials."

Damselfly held me down to the chair and whispered in my ear. "Just close your eyes and go to your happy place. It will make this much easier."

I swallowed the saliva collecting in my throat, "Why?" I asked.

"Because this will disturb you if you don't." Twilight Velvet replied.

"M'kay." I replied and closed my eyes, going back to that beach I had visited during the christmas season. I felt something being shoved into my mouth and I just closed my tighter and concentrated on that beach, the warm salty air. The splashing of the waves on the sand, and the seagulls squak and the wind blow through the palm leaves. My muscles relaxed and the grip on the arms of the chair tightened and I felt my pants unzipped and my dick tugged on and started to feel it being sucked on. Then the most random thing happened, I felt my shoulders being rubbed.

"It's okay son." I heard Damselfly's voice in my ear. "It's almost done, you just have to last a bit longer." I was nervous and my head was turned to her voice and my mouth was parted and a tongue slid into my mouth. My death grip hands were pried off the arms of the chair and spread to both sides of me while they were put on the sensitive flesh I've come know well as a vagina. I couldn't take it anymore and opened my eyes. I looked straight into the eyes of Damselfly, who was currently engaged in a lip lock with me, our tongues were wrestling with each other and I was confused. I looked to my right to see that Cloudy Quartz was using my right hand interlocked with hers to rub herself, and on the side was Zecora's mother Tala'kav. Doing the same with my left hand, and right between my legs was Twilight Velvet sucking me off. I then heard the collective groans of all the women and their orgasms. The girls hopped off me and I looked around, Damselfly looked at me. "You peaked at the end didn't you?" She asked and I just nodded. "You're probably wondering what the mother trials were about?" I nodded again. "It's about endurance, to see if you could last the onslaught of the mothers of your wives." Damselfly explained while I stuffed my dick back into my pants. "It seems like you did."

"I just don't get it won't your husbands be angry?" I asked.

"It's traditional, they all understood when we were invited." Tala'kav said. "The one who wouldn't understand is you, which is why we stuck to the smallest amount of time within the traditional parameters." She then kissed my cheek, "It's how we introduce the in-laws to the family." Tala'kav was a lot like her daughter and she was a few shades lighter, she was almost had golden stripes. Zecora's father Zen'ma was darker than her and was the village chieftain. Her mother was head shaman and Zecora took a lot after her. I asked her where she got the rhyming from and Tala'kav told me that it was a game she played with Zecora and she did it whenever she was nervous and it became a habit for her to do so whenever she was uncomfortable. She said that when she found out that her little shaman had stopped rhyming around him it was a miracle.

I had stepped out of the tent and into the arms of the stallions that were the fathers and brothers of my wives. I was hefted up above their heads and carried to the nearest fountain. "HEFT! HEAVE! AND HOME!" The stallions tossed me into the fountain.

I stood up slowly and looked at them, "You know Rarity isn't going to kill me for this but kill all of you."

"I wouldn't think so, after all it's tradition." Rarity said, "I made the suit so it could be dried. I know how you like the wear and tear of life so I made it to be more durable. By the by, Tia is very upset with you."

"How'd she guess?" I said as I stepped out of the fountain.

"Discord gave it away." Fluttershy said.

"What's with the fountain thing?" I asked.

"The tradition is to heft you into the nearest body of water and toss you in." Shining said. "It's supposed to wash over your sins before you were married and cleanse you while you enter your new life." I put my wet finger in his ear and he pushed me back.

I noticed that Luke was hanging out with Big Mac. I walked over to both of them and they said hi to me. "Hey Mickey." Luke said.

"Hey." Mac said to me.

"Hey guys, you mind if I steal Luke away for a sec?" Mac nodded and I dragged Luke away from Mac.

Luke looked at me. "What are you doing Mick?" He asked.

"You know that Mac is gay right?" I said to him.

"Wait.......Really?" He asked and I nodded. "Do you know how big?"

"Never wanted to know, I just wanted to let you know." I patted him on the shoulder. Luke smiled and went back to Big Mac with a look of 'time to hunt' on his face. Last time I saw him he was a bit closer to Mac and a bit more touchy feely. I saw him and Mac sneak away from the party, for sexy times. I smirked while I saw that Mac was finally going to lose his v-card. In Ponyville there's not a lot of available gay ponies so.....yeah. Hell if I were in his shoes I'd be glad it was to Luke, I'm not going to say much but Luke took advantage of the fact that I'm bi a lot. I was now a married guy which meant that I owed my friends a thousand dollars. We had a betting pool to see who was the last one to get married. Well....me, Luke, and Bogeden. Jackal was exempt because he's a feral asshole with trust issues. We had gathered in the tent for one last pony tradition, the gifting.

The tradition went like this, the husband would gift something to the parents of his wife or wives. In return the parents would bless the marriage and gift something back that held meaning to their daughter. I had gifted them with unique one of a kind items that I had taken the time to invent. Now it was time to leave for the honeymoon and the sun was setting for the guys. Before the guys left I cracked open a six pack and we shared one last beer together. We were all on our last sip when I stood up and said, "In love."

"In fear." Luke continued.

"In life." Bogeden said.

"In family." Jackal finished and we all knocked our drinks back. I gave all of them the last hug and good bye from me as they faded away. I almost fell to my knees when I was caught by my wives. I cried so hard that night, some were tears of joy, but most were tears of sorrow.

Author's Notes:

If you wanted to know what the ring Mickey has looked like.