Twilight and Fluttershy were looking for RD, "I can't believe Dash would get blackout drunk, she's going to be a mother for Faust's sake." Twilight complained.

"Twilight we were all drunk, so were you so I don't think you have a lot of judgement to pass on her." Flutttershy said with her arms crossed.

"You're right, I don't I may be the alpha mare but my friends keep me in check." They eventually found Rainbow passed out in front of the Wonderbolts history museum. Fluttershy got her up and helped her back to the castle. "I hope Mickey is doing better than we are."

I was currently staring at a mountain face I looked at the can of spray paint I had in my hand. "Well that explains the spray paint." I concluded, I was more drunk than I thought because I had tagged on the side of a mountain in huge bold letters.

THE PRINCESSES ARE CUNTS!

I looked at Celestia, "Sorry."

"It's not the worst thing that's happened to deface royalty, but the nobles are going to have a field day with this."

"I'll pay for any damages, also supplies." I sighed. "Though it makes me want to ask, what was the worst thing to deface royalty?"

"It was about a few years after I had banished Luna, I was emotional and I unfairly judged a court case. I got a letter from the pony I accidentally screwed over, it sprayed a potion in my face and made me black out. When I came to I was a stallion."

"Now I feel bad for the guy that did it." I said as we started to walk again.

"He was already out of equestrian borders so I couldn't do anything." She said. "I don't blame him though, all the things I cared about was cake, meaningless sex, and being a absolute and total bitch. In the end he was justified in his actions, I sent him a letter when I found out his address say that I didn't blame him and it gave me the kick in the ass that I needed to becoming a better ruler. I offered him save haven back in Equestria and even a position as my advisor, he did accept it eventually."

"What was the guy's name?"

"Starswirl the Bearded." She answered, Rarity had already left with the lace fabric to pack for the trip. "Don't tell Twilight she would flip her shit."

"Yeah you got that right, I just wanna find Luna at this point." I continued to walk alongside Celestia. "Where do you think she would be?"

"I don't know, we talk all the time when we can but I don't hear what she says."

"Do you both talk or do you just tune her out because you've had a long day and you don't want to listen to what she has to say." I said, Celestia didn't have an answer. "Jesus Christ! It's almost like you want bad things to happen so when you triumph over them it's just you that looks good on you."

"Is it so bad that I just want to be left alone at times?"

"There is nothing wrong with that, but let's check your track record. There are times that you are just an non negotiable tyrant that separates families so you can have a little girl as your personal student, that's probably where the Molestia rumor started from. You ignore your subjects the people who are dependent on you to lift the damn SUN, and give them guidance when they need it. You emotionally manipulate your student to thinking that your word is universal law, and to solve your problems you literally go to the answer and intimidate them into trying to comply with you because you're the princess, and to top it all off you are ignoring you sister again just because you can't be bothered to listen to anyone else's problems but your own!" I yelled.

"Let's just find Luna and get out of here." Celestia said.

"Yeah let's." I grumbled I started to think about what Luna would do if she wasn't in the greatest state of mind. I thought about going to the arcade. "You know what I give up. I'm going back to the castle, you obviously know your sister better then I do and I'm sick of this bullshit city. Including you, I'm going to get my herd and go home." I walked back to the castle intent on getting my things and going home to where my animal friends are waiting for me. I hate being out in public for too long anyways everyone always pointing and laughing.

We were all sitting on the train, I don't care that I left Celestia in the dust to find her sister on her own. The girls knew I was upset and left me be I generally resolve these things on my own better. The train pulled into Ponyville station and we grabbed our bags and went our separate ways. I found Pinkie by saying 'breaking your friends trust is the fastest way to lose your friends.' She popped up from the microwave and yelled 'FOREVER!' I grabbed her and dragged her to the train. I got back in my house and took a damn nap I was sick and tired of Canterlot that fucking city was filled with pricks including the princesses themselves except for Cadence she knew how to take a fucking joke and she supported me.

I woke up to knocking at my door, I opened it to see the Celestia in her disguise. "May I come in please?" I let her in. "First off I wanted to apologize."

"For what exactly? I was the one who wound up being the asshole in the end." I commented.

"Yes, but it didn't help that I was being a major bitch along the way." She said. That threw me for a loop, the princess doesn't usually swear. "I found Luna eventually at the amusement park stuck in the tea cups. She asked me why I didn't date anypony, I tried to answer her but she was still a bit drunk. I realized later that you were right. If I keep thinking that I'm supposed to be this pony that manipulates others that it will help me in the long run. You took a crowbar and wrenched my eyes open to the truth. So I came here to apologize and ask you something."

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. "What would that be?"

"Would you go out with me?"

Author's Notes:

I require some cover art, do your best and send me a pm when you're finished take your time.