Dear Father,

I have arrived safely in Equestria with not as much trouble as I expected. Jessica seems to have run into a bit of complications, but nothing she can't handle. I'll try to keep you updated on her status as much as possible, I'm afraid I'm going to have to go off of what intel the HCA can acquire though. I think that if I try to do things my way, then I'd probably get into more trouble from overreacting, after all you and mom trained big sis herself so there shouldn't be much to be too worried over, right?

As for me, not much has happened so far. I'm afraid I don't have many stories to share with you yet paps. I'm not going to lie though, I'm pretty damn scared. Scared of what's going to happen to me and how the hell I can start a new life without you or Jessica in it. I wish that you could've come along, I miss you so much. I just hope that you're doing alright, and make sure to knock a few heads in for me.

I love you dad, sincerely your son, Walter.

Walter slowly closed his hardback journal, sealing it with a strap before sliding it into his backpack. Taking in a slow and shaky deep breath, he turned his gaze to the sight of Canterlot fading into the distance. It's been just a few hours since he left Canterlot Station, Storm and Gumdrop were there to see him off after saying their goodbyes.

Once again Walter finds himself sitting in wait within a small booth on a train, staring out the window quietly as scenery flew by him. He had decided to write a small letter for his dad in his journal, not like he would be able to send it to him any time soon, but it felt good to distract himself with a journal addressed to his father, so when Frank finally comes to Equestria to join Walter and Jessica then Walter would have something to give him as a welcoming present.

Walter understood that he couldn't send status update letters to his father anyway, what with the war going on. Who knows what people could do with the information he writes down, especially since griffons don't take kindly to deserters, the attack on his sister is evidence of that.

Pulling his eyes away from the window Walter offered a glance around his booth in boredom. It's a simple eight-by-eight sized enclosed room with plain wallpaper and an overall cubical color theme. Growing bored of his silent trip, which should take at least another two hours, Walter decided to curl up on the cushioned bench he sat on and catch a small nap.

"Hey Flutters? What time is it?" Rainbow Dash called out as she adjusted her rainbow mane in the kitchen mirror, making sure that her denim booty shorts matched well with her black tank top that hugged her cleavage just as well as her booty shorts emphasized her round firm buttocks.

"It's twelve-forty, why do you ask?" Fluttershy called back as she came walking downstairs carrying a basket full of laundry.

"I'm gonna go pick up our new roommate, the one the HCA assigned to us" Rainbow Dash explained as she pulled on a blue sports jacket, casting a small grin towards her cream colored friend.

"Oh, uh... Are you sure? I mean Pinkie seemed rather adamant about greeting him at the station" Fluttershy spoke in her usual soft and timid voice.

"Don't worry about it Flutters, Pink is busy at the bakery and you seem to be occupied yourself. I'm not doing anything so I figured I would go show the new guy the ropes" Rainbow Dash insisted.

"Well, okay then. Just don't cause any trouble please, you promised Twilight that you would behave while her Applejack and Rarity are away in Canterlot" Fluttershy says as she sets the hamper full of laundry down by the laundry room entrance.

"I know I know, I'll keep my promise... Or at least try" she snickered before jogging out of the house.

Fluttershy simply watched as her cyan friend left the house, sighing and shaking her head before returning to her house duties.

Rainbow Dash flexed her wings, stretching and prepping herself before taking flight. Soaring into the air, Rainbow Dash is gifted with the overview scenery of Ponyville, a small town that has grown quite a bit in the past few years. Having once been nothing more than a hick town filled with buildings that look about half as old as Celestia, Ponyville now thrives as a modern moderately sized town.

Rainbow Dash couldn't help but feel upbeat on such a warm sunny day where everypony seemed to be cheerful and bubbly, as if at any moment ponies would break out in song, although ponies have toned themselves down since the golden years of random musicals in the streets. This didn't stop Rainbow Dash from enjoying a little music of her own, popping in her ear buds and blasting the volume to fully enjoy the powerful rhythm of upbeat jam.

As the music began to take over her body, Dash would begin to sway her hips, the ghost of funk taking her over as she broke out in a full-blown aerial boogie session, clapping her hands as she spun throughout the air, her wings slicing through the wind like hot knives through butter. Soon her small mission to welcome her new roommate at the train station turned into a full blown air show where ponies began to clap and dance along.

Although ponies have become more tame over the years, that didn't mean they couldn't have a fun once in a while.

Diving downward, Rainbow Dash came in for a hot landing, sliding across the paved road, swaying her hips and dancing as she began to sing along to the music blaring over her earbuds. Didn't take long for a few ponies to start singing along either, one stallion in particular decided to start singing along and dancing with her, busting out an impressive set of funky fresh leg swinging action.

The brown furred stallion swayed his head, his firm black mane bouncing along with his movements. Pulling out a pair of sunglasses, he throws them over his chocolate brown eyes. Rainbow Dash recognized this stallion, Tinker Ken, or TK as most ponies call him. He's a pretty laid back kind of guy most of the time, it seems like today the spirit of music managed to take hold of him for the time being.

Once the energetic session of hip shaking leg swinging funk action had come to a close, everypony went on about their business after giving a small applause and exchange of words with one another. TK returned to his normal laid back personality, waving Rainbow Dash off as he made his way back towards his carpentry shop.

"Nice singin' with'ya" TK called back as he made his smooth exit back to his own business.

"Same here TK!" Rainbow Dash called back, chuckling and waving back.

"Now, wasn't there something I was doing?" Rainbow Dash murmured to herself, scratching her head before it dawned onto her.

"Oh right! Train station!" Rainbow Dash said to herself as she took off flying at high speeds back towards her original destination.

Rainbow Dash came to a screeching halt, crashing into a cloud once she finally reached Ponyville's train station. After plucking bits of cloud out of her mane and clothes, Dash dove from the cloud and gently glided in a spiral all the way to a waiting bench where ponies could wait for the train without standing on their feet all day.

Plucking a final small tuft of cloud from her breasts, Rainbow Dash turned her attention towards the train track, quietly waiting for the next train to arrive. Pulling out her phone, she looked up the train's info on the information board nearby, texting a certain number that would text her back the time of each train's arrival.

"One o'clock" she mumbled to herself after reading off the train schedule, tucking her phone back into her denim booty shorts.

Once one o'clock came around, Rainbow Dash is greeted by the distant bellow of a train's horn. As the horn grew closer, a smile slowly crept onto Dash's lips.

Just before Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity left for Canterlot to discuss matters relating to the Grand Galloping Gala, Twilight notified the girls that they would be receiving a special roommate courtesy of the HCA. There weren't very many humans in Ponyville, most of them are either in Canterlot or scattered across smaller towns and villages throughout Equestria. For a human to be assigned to the house where Dash and her best friends live is quite exciting.

Rainbow Dash has only met a few humans in her life, one of them being her adoptive father Brian. Rainbow Dash hoped that this human roommate would be a chill and awesome guy like her dad was. Dash's patience is rewarded as the one o'clock train finally pulled into the station, coming to a gradual halt.

Watching as several ponies of all different colors poured out of the train, Rainbow Dash stands and giddily waits to see what she has been dying to see ever since Twilight spilled the beans. Dash's breath is caught in her throat once she finally sees him, the human that will be sharing a home with her and her best friends.

She finally saw him, Walter, her new roommate.

She expected to see an average sized human, maybe around her height and build, but average is the exact opposite of what was thrown onto her plate. As it turns out, Walter is a huge bitch. He must be around six and a half feet tall if not taller. Not only is his height above average, so is his build. His musculature is the very definition of swole, similar to Big Mac's physique but noticeably bigger.

Walter has long messy brown hair that reaches past his shoulders, a jawline that could shatter stone, and a well trimmed chinstrap that stretched along his jaw. His brows were large, bushy, yet noticeably trimmed, they complimented his narrow eyes which gave off that tired soldier vibe, he did come from the GK so that's not a surprise.

He wore a rather casual outfit, an orange-beige checkered shirt over a plain orange tank top, complete with cargo jeans and worn hiking boots. He looked like a college student dressed for a summer camping trip.

"Hey you! Big man!" Rainbow Dash called out, flapping her wings for a boost of speed over to where the burly human stood.

Walter shifted his gaze over to Dash, giving her an inquisitive stare as she approached. Adjusting some of his luggage, which consisted of a duffel bag, backpack, and a bag on wheels, Walter offered his attention to the cyan pegasus as she made her approach.

"Are you Walter?" Rainbow Dash asked, staring at him up and down as if she were sizing him up.

"...Who are you?" Walter asked, staring at her quizzically.

"Oh, well let me introduce myself then," Dash said as she cleared her throat and leaned forward, purposefully showing a bit of cleavage to him. "My name is Rainbow Dash, I'm one of your new roommates. I heard that you'd be coming into Ponyville by train around this time so I felt like coming to greet and show you around" Rainbow Dash explained, offering a friendly smile.

"...Oh" Walter replied, staring at her quietly for a moment before scratching at his scruffy chin.

"Well? Aren't you going to introduce yourself too?" Dash asked.

"Uh... Walter, Walter Barnes. It's nice to meet you" he responded, extending his massive hand out for her to take.

"Damn, your hands are like baseball gloves!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed as she took his extended hand, examining it like an overexcited child.

"...R-Right" Walter responded quietly, watching as she molested his massive hand.

I wonder what all he could do with big, thick fingers like these Rainbow Dash thought to herself before releasing his hand.

"Right then, now how about I give you a tour of the town after we drop your luggage off at home?" Rainbow Dash asked with a smile as she offered to take some of his luggage.

"Oh, uh, s-sure" Walter replied, sounding a bit nervous.

Just as Walter divided up some of his luggage for her to carry, he is suddenly consumed by a pink flash that sweeps him off his feet, barely giving him time to scream in shock as his backpack and duffel bag fly off of his body, dropping down at Rainbow Dash's feet. Even his shoes got left behind.

Rainbow Dash stood there for a few moments, stunned and in awe before letting out a frustrated groan, rubbing her temples in annoyance.

"Damn it Pinkie Pie..." Dash hissed quietly to herself before grabbing Walter's luggage and rushing back towards the house.

It all happened so fast, Walter doesn't even remember when he started screaming, all he knew is that he has been screaming for what felt like forever as his body is suspended mid air, two powerful yet small arms grappled him firmly around his torso, keeping him securely attached to whoever, or whatever, had tackled him back at the train station.

His high pitched manly screams came to a quick stop though once the world stopped blurring around him and the roar of wind flying around him died down. Stars spinning before his eyes, Walter struggled to stay balanced on his feet. He blindly reached around for something to help keep him upright, but only managed to fall face first into carpet.

The two small yet terrifyingly strong arms grappled onto him once more, rolling him over onto his back just as a soft, jiggly sensation planted firmly onto his crotch, exactly on top of his one-eyed monster clad beneath two layers of fabric. After his head finally stopped spinning, Walter stared hazily up at the pink mare that sat her round and plump buttocks directly onto his groin, pressing her breasts firmly against his chest in a full blown invasive bear hug.

Walter nearly squeaked like a rubber duck from how strong the bear hug was.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! I'm so glad to finally meet you, you know I've been waiting for so long, well not very long, Twilight told me about you coming to live with us and I got so excited that I wanted to throw you a party and-" the obnoxiously pink pony continued to ramble on and on, wrapping her legs around Walter's waist as she babbled nonstop to him.

Managing to slowly pry the insanely strong mare off of him, Walter let out a greedy gasp for oxygen, panting heavily, wheezing as he tried to fill his lungs of the air that she had squeezed out. As the pink mare rambled on, Walter slowly began to get a grip of his surroundings, taking in the details while desperately trying to drown out the sound of this crazy mare's high pitched girly voice.

He found himself in a home he didn't recognize, judging by the interior design it was quite modern. All the furniture put together is probably worth more money all together than his family ever had back in the GK. He lived in a cold mountainous region, far away from the capitol, so of course there weren't as many well paying jobs, they mostly lived off the land anyways.

His attention is brought back to the pink mare after she pulls him into another suffocating bear hug, planting his face between her well endowed breasts. This would be rather awesome, except he couldn't breath and is suffocating. As his ears are filled with the nonsensical ramblings of this crazed pink mare, Walter's vision begins to fade and a dark tunnel slowly creeps up from the corners of his eyes.

The last thing he hears before he blacks out is the sound of a door swinging opened followed by two overlapping voices, one of them belonging to that Rainbow Dash mare that he met at the train station.

Author's Notes:

Rewrote this chapter so many times

Would ask for an editor, but I figured I'd look for one after I get my personal life sorted out.

Fan Art from Gogofan:

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