It was another normal day in ponyville and as i was walking I kept thinking wow I can't believe sombra is back, but I thought I had arrived at the end of season one or two. I kept walking until I heard some pony scream “It's an ursa major! Run!!”

“Why me every day it`s something new, first it was sombra trying to rape screwball and now this shit,”I said with a sigh as I start running towards the screaming ponies I tiped on something. I see a little greenish yellow plate on the ground with a picture of… Cell from Dragon ball z. I pick it up and hear the message indicating that this was his token.  

'If any other displaced gets this know that my name is Cell. I'll help you with anything from beating the living shit out of things to just having a bro to talk to, and if you fight for good or evil I'll help you because I need a person to talk to!'

“Ok then” I said as I start noticing the ursa major coming to the center of town “Well why not I don't think the ponies will care since he will be helping me to fight that thing,

“My name is Dillan a wilder of an ultimatrix I call upon your aid in fighting an ursa major, Cell!!”

After I said this a portal opened and a giant green bug like man screaming bloody murder came out.

"Alright who called me?! First I had to deal with Raditz, Nappa, and Vegeta the unitard trio, but now I get called up?! Well SCREW you to universe!" He yelled at nobody in particular.

“Well” I said as he looked at me. “You have problems, let me guess you're the Cell that got turned to stone because of the real cell suppressing your normal personality right?”  

"Shit Sherlock, first name no." He said.

“Oh right, my bad I have this tendency to… explain what I know before introducing myself, my name is Dillan; and while I do know what, and how you got to be this way I kind of forgot your human name, or would you prefer me to call you Cell?”

"Well I did make a deal with Kibito Kai saying that if I protected my version of Equestria I'd get my memories back though I only got a few when I made the deal and fighting against the three I just mentioned earlier, I had to give up the little I remembered before Kibito's deal so I have no other choice then to go with Cell. By the way how did you know that tid bit about me having Cell in my head?" He asked.

“Well” I replied “one word bro, multiverse, The earth that I come from is kind of a center point to it apparently, almost all of  the displaced are stories there and I liked to read them, but I guess that makes me a story to,” I replied looking to the fourth wall smirking.

"Alright, though I do have one more question, what did you summon me for?!" He yelled.

“Oh shit,” I just remembered why I called him here. “Look I have a problem with an ursa major and need some help, also I would like to get a scan of you if that's alright?” I said as I hold up the ultimatrix.  

"Fine I'll help you with fur ball over there, but we will discuss a fee for my services, in the meantime go ahead and scan away." He said

“I don't like the sound of that fee thing, but thanks,” as I held up the ultimatrix to him it beeped and in a monotone voice said multiple unidentified d.n.a detected. “Multiple but… Cell only has one complete d.n.a?” I said as it scanned him, it beeped again and said full genetic code for cell uploaded, now beginning separation and upload of all d.n.a. “Wow” I said as it scanned him “I didn't know it could do that,look`s like I can become all the aliens and other creatures you are made up of now, neat.” I said as I looked through the ultimatrix and found an alien that looked like a human but with a tail “No way, I can become a saiyan AWESOME!”

“So” I said as I looked back to him “ready to fight the major?” after that I transformed into a human looking alien with pitch black hair, that looked like vegeta and gohan`s mixed  the face looked like a mixture of the two as well, and the full saiyan armor and when I looked behind me I saw a tail wiggling out of control “Ok, it`s gonna take some time to get used to that”

“Let's do this Cell” I said as I start flying over to the ursa major how can I fly already, I thought  oh well just go with it Dillan, just go with it.

"So what's the gameplan do we shoot it or do we break its legs?" He said "Cause I'm up for either."

“Well, I was thinking we could knock it back into the everfree forest, and you could drink it, hows that sound to you?” I said with a smirk

"You had me at drink, so let's do this!" He yelled over to me.

“Ok, but try not to let anypony see you drink it ok?” I said as I blasted the ground near it`s feet causing it to stumble back and punched it in the face sending it towards the edge of town.

"I'll try my best though I can't guarantee that because of the luck I have." He stated as he punched the major in the snout causing it to fly head over paws towards the Everfree.

That's when Cell dealt the final blow by kicking it down in the Everfree while it was still soaring. I then saw Cell land where the Ursa Major layed and stabbed it in the neck slowly drinking the thing. To say I was a bit disturbed at that was quite an understatement.

“That was disturbing to watch dude,” I said as I landed next to him returning to normal “hold on, I have a token I can give you” I said as I turned  into diamond head and created a medium sized shard that I could  use as a token, I turned my hand into a sword and cut off the ends so it wouldn't kill anypony when it go`s to other dimensions.

“Ok, this is my token” I told him when I showed him the shared “Time for an oath”

“My name is Dillan, I posses an ultimatrix and if you need help with anything call me to your side”

"Nice message. So why don't we have a little sparring match?" He asked.

I look at him in shock before answering “Definitely, as long as you don`t kill or drink me” I said with a smirk  

"Very well, though I must warn you, I'm much stronger than the current form implies." He said.

“Ok” I said “My saiyan form is pretty strong too I could tell  when I first transformed,” I said as I activated the ultimatrix and transformed into my saiyan form “but before anything, I want to give this form a name, i'm thinking… Rugool, what do you think?” I asked him

"Hey man as long as you're happy with the name, then I'm fine with it." He replied while getting into a battle ready stance.

“Ha true, ok let's do this” I said as i got into my own battle stance “Let's make this good,” I said as I ran forward and punched him in the gut, making him slide backwards a little.  

"Nice shot, though you're going to have to do better than that!" He yelled as a strange yellow aura surrounded him as he charged at me and socks me in the jaw, sending me flying towards the town and landing in town square. He then fires a huge sphere of energy towards me.

“Noooo, you idiot you'll destroy the whole town, don't you care about innocent lives” I yell at him as I fire a beam to intercept the ball slowing it down but not stopping it “No, I can't stop it,” As I realize that it will destroy the town of pony people that have accepted me even if i'm not like them, I thought of the crusaders, the elements, and Screwball, and as I realized that so many innocent lives would be lost, I snapped.

“Noooo, I won't let you kill innocent people…” I screamed at the top of my lungs as my anger flared, in the next second I saw nothing but red. Then I released all of my hatred in a split second my energy skyrocketed and I had the same yellow aroa surrounding me, my hair was bright yellow and my eyes were a turquoise, and my tail was the same yellow.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean for the ki blast to be THAT powerful, DAMN YOU STUPID SAIYAN GENETICS!!!!" He yelled.

“Hey Cell, guess what,” I ask him

"What?!" He yelled.

“This” I said “I hope you know a good move because, ka...me...ha...me...ha,” I screamed as I cupped my hands together and fired a bright blue energy blast at him, and made it collide with the ki ball and sent it back to him.

"Oh no." He said as both the ball and wave were heading right for him, he tried to dodge though it still managed to disintegrate his arm and leg as well as half his body.

“Damn, sorry man I thought you were faster than that,” I said as I flew in the air across from him, “Well, at least you can regenerate, thank Faust for namekian d.n.a” I said with a sheepish smile

"If it's any consolation to you, THAT HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!" He screamed as he regenerated his missing body parts, "Anyway let's go somewhere else to spar because we don't need a repeat of THAT episode." He said.

“True, plus I don't want Celestia and Luna to be mad at me, not to mention the elements of harmony” I said as I start flying to the forest “Lets finish this back in the forest,”

"Please don't mention Sunbutt ok, by the way after our match do you want to start up a conversation?" He asked.

“About, what?, also once we're done I have a gift for you as thanks for helping me to become a super saiyan,” I told him with a smile.

"Fine by me, and maybe we could talk about what we want to do in the near future or something." He stated.

“Ok” I said “But let me tell you that I don't completely think that far ahead except when it comes to family.” I told him as I stopped above a clearing in the forest  “This should be far enough… ha Dbz reference, I love it! Are you ready?” I asked him.

"You know I'm always ready for a good workout, by the way should we go all out, or do we work up to that point?" He asked.

I thought about the question for a good moment before responding “Well” I said “Why don't we go all out, I know you're stronger than me and I kind of want to see what you can do, besides I for one would like to think we're friends now right?, so if we're going to help each other in the future we need to make sure we can trust each other right?” I explained with the biggest smile I could muster.  

"Thanks," he said with a genuine smile. "Now shall we begin?" He asked as he took up the same battle stance as last time.

“Definitely, however we did say all out, so here goes nothing,” I said as I slapped the ultimatrix. I felt a surge of energy and I unleashed it all as the symbol extended its sides and the energy went around my body, I shut my eyes in pain but when I opened then I was a lot stronger. I looked over to Cell whose eyes were wide and his mouth slightly opened “So” I said with a smirk “Ready to fight a super saiyan two?”    

"Oh this will be tough to beat," he said as he regained his composure "but you still can't win because..." He paused for a dramatic effect "KAI-O-KEN x20!!!" He shouted as his yellow aura turned red.

“Oh, shit” I stated “Well good to know I have a friend that can match me in awesome ness, you know Rainbow Dash will be pissed, but let's do this “kai-o-ken x30!!!” I yelled as my own aura went red “You think you're the only one who watched Dragon ball z” I yelled as I shot a beam at him.

"No, though if you must not know that you are putting way too much stress on your body, and that you will tire out," he said as he swatted the beam into the sky "After all this is your first time putting this level of intense stress on a form you just got, can your body supply the energy needed to maintain the kai-o-ken?" He asked.

“Well’ I stated “We`ll find out won't we,” I said as I fly at him and give him an uppercut to the face, he recovered and punched me in the gut, we kept going at it for about three hours until we both gave out our last blast of energy.

“Ok,” I said “Well, you want that present I told you about?” I asked him as I turned back to normal.

"Yes please, though I have to tell you I was holding back." He stated.

“I was too,” I said

"Interesting, care to tell me how much power you were holding back?" He asked.

“Well, about another level,” I said  “When we were fighting I noticed the ultimatrix`s symbol turned back to normal, which indicated that I could become a SS3,” I said with a smile “Apparently, my body either adapted to the power or I got so angry or excited that I became a super saiyan two without noticing,” I said with a goofy smile.

"Nice to know, though the level of power I was holding back was the amount Super Perfect Cell had when he came back to earth to fire the Kamehameha wave that would have destroyed the solar system, the reason being that since Piccolo absorbed Kami he got more power, I have Namekian genetics and Cell in my head then I get a power boost from him." He stated.

“Nice, so I was planning on giving you the ability to go into your second form but now that I know that,” I said with a smirk  

"I've got that covered since an evil more powerful version of the androids are coming soon after King Cold and Mecha Frieza swing by." He said with a smile.

“Ok, how about I splice your d.n.a with Discords?, I met him and Screwball the other day and scanned both of them,” I asked while I held up the ultimatrix.

"Alright then." He said.

“Cool, ultimatrix splice target android with draconequus d.n.a.,” The ultimatrix beeped and a blue beam ran over Cell. “There you go,  I should go back to ponyville to explain what happened, I`ll send you home now, you have my token right?”  

"Yeah I do, and you don't have to worry about the fee, though since you said that you don't really think ahead of anything except family, then I have to ask, who do you plan on starting a family with?" He asked.

“W-well” I said with a blush “I was thinking of asking Screwball on a date, but nothing's official yet,” I said “Anyway Cell our contract is complete, later man,” I said as he started to fade away I heard him say something though I couldn't make it out “What was that?”

"That's cool man, and if you need me for anything just summon me back, and remember that you are the only friend I got right now!" He said, and just like that he was gone.

“I`m gonna miss him, he's a riot,” I said as I turned into Rugool and flew back home.