The Ultimate Surprise
Chapter 5: Meeting Screwball, Nyx And the time travalers
Previous Chapter Next ChapterI was walking down the street before I heard a small sniffling sound from down the ally way.
"Hello?, anypony there,"
I heard a small gasp and everything got quiet I started to get a bad feeling so I walked down the alley way and as I turned the corner I saw a pure black unicorn stallion with a girl that had a light purple coat and pretty purple and white swirly mane.I heard her sniff, and open her eyes, they were purple with spirals.
"Please... please don't do this," I heard her say.
"To bad you slut, I need to relive my urges and your soooo~ cute, you're perfect to help me," she kept crying, and she had tears running down her face. She looked to the side and saw me standing there, she looked at me with pleading eyes.
That was the last straw something snapped within me I could not just stand their. I activated the ultimatrix and selected an alien and slammed the center down. In a flash I was replaced with a silicon based alien made of extremely durable crystal. my body was overall purple, with several dark lines and my hands and face were magenta.
"CHROMASTONE!, get away from her you son of a bitch!" I yell as he turned to see me running at him and slamming him into a wall.
"I don't know what you are, but if you try to stop me you're dead!" he said
"Try it you bastard, if you think you can just go around raping ponies, you'll have to get past me first, your going to pay for trying to hurt this girl!, I can't stand guys who try to do that kind of thing."
I charge at him and he blasts me back with pure black magic I absorbed the magic and send it right back at him effectively knocking him out. I walk over to the still crying girl as I turn back
"It`s ok, he can't hurt you anymore" I tell her with a warm smile. She jumped up and hugged me still crying.
"Why would someone do this" she said crying "I don't deserve this, I'm not my daddy"
I was in shock her daddy who`s... then it hit me who her daddy was then it hit me
"Your Screwball aren't you and your daddy is Discord right" she didn't answer by talking but just by nodding her head.
"But you don't need to be afraid of me." she said "I am not my father I don't want to hurt anypony" I look at her with sympathy.
"I am not afraid of you" I said with her looking at me with a surprised look on her face, "I just want to help you, and to be your friend, I don't judge others by who their family is" I said with a smile "Can you get up?," I asked "we need to go get some pony to get him to Celestia or Twilight" I said.
"Ok, but I can't stand, he blasted my leg with some magic" she said wincing as she touched it "I think he broke it,"
"Alright, I`ll carry you then, is that ok?" She looks at me and I can see a faint blush on her cheeks as she looks away and said"Ok... you can carry me, I guess"
Screwball's point of view
Wow, she thought he's the first living thing to actually care about me and... we're strangers and he wants to be friends, oh he's looking at me, "Sorry what was that?" I said.
"Why are you staring at me?" he said with a little blush on his face.
"Oh... um I didn't realize I was" I said as I looked away oh Faust he looks cute when he blushes like that, wait did I just think that? "Thank you, why did you get so mad before" I asked him he looked away before he answered.
"I don't like to talk about it" I looked away feeling heat rise into my face.
"sorry" I said
Dillan`s point of view
Ok? that was weird, why would she stare at me like that?, wow I didn't notice in my world but…she's really cute, did I just think that? "It's ok, you were just curious is all" I told her.
As we were walking out of the ally way we saw a group of ponies and the princesses, princess Celestia walked up to us.
"Dillan" she asked as she saw that I was carrying somepony. "What happened, what's wrong?"
I look to Screwball as she started barring her face in my shirt, to make sure she didn't look Celestia in the eye.
"Do you want me to tell her?" I ask "or do you?"
"You" she said while not looking at Celestia "You can tell her."
"Ok" I said "I was walking down the road when I heard somepony crying in the alleyway, when I went to investigate I found a pure black coat unicorn trying to rape her,"
Celestia looked at me with shock before looking at who I had in my hands and noticed who it was before hardening her face.
"Well" she said "I can't say I'm surprised, after all she is Discords daughter,"
I looked at her with rage and disbelief.
"That doesn't mean shit!,"I yelled at her "She's a citizen of equestria just like everyone here, you're the princess of the sun, god damn it. It's your job to keep your citizens safe, no matter who their parents are!" All of the pony`s in the crowd were staring at me with wide eyes as well as Celestia, no pony was expecting me to scream at the princess.
"Why" she asked "why are you so mad?" I looked at her with a death glare.
"Because one of my friends was raped and killed, back home, and the government of my world didn't do shit about it that's why!" I shouted as loud as the canterlot voice. The princess backed up as a few tears started to flow "I hate leaders who do nothing when one of their citizens is in trouble," I said with as much venom as a snake.
The princesses, the crowd, and screwball were all looking at me with shock and sad expressions.
"I... " Celestia said "I don't know what to say... your right Dillan" all of us including me were looking at her with shock when she walked over to us and bowed to us as she said "I'm sorry Screwball, Dillan you were right leaders are supposed to help their subjects; guards go find the stallion!"
"Yes your majesty" A couple of unicorn guards said.
"Ok, now let's get you healed screwball" Celestia said "If you'll come with these medics..."
"No!" Screwball screamed, we all looked at her with confusion "I... I mean, I don't want to go I... if D... Dillan doesn't come with me," We all looked at her with shock before I noticed all eyes looking at me.
"Wh... what it`s not my fault that she wants me to go with her ," I said with an extremely red blush on my face.
"So... why do you want me to come exactly?" I asked her as we were walking towards the hospital.
"Because..." she said looking away with a blush "Because you saved me when I needed help, no pony else would have helped if they knew it was me, so I feel safe around you," she said with a smile looking at me in the eyes I didn't know what to say, no one has ever said anything like that to me before,"
I just kept looking ahead as I walked trying to process what she had just said. When we got to the hospital, they sent her in, and got her to her room, we saw the guards coming out of the alleyway with the black stallion. We saw Celestia's eyes grow wide.
"Why?," screwball asked "why does Celestia look scared?"
"I don't know," I told her "but I'm going to find out, you just wait here OK?,"
She looked at me with sad eyes as she said "Ok, just don't take too long please, I don't really trust anypony else yet," I walked over to her bed and raised my hand to her shoulder
"Don't worry I'll be as fast as I can," as I said this the ultimatrix sent out a beam over her.
"What was that?," she asked.
"The ultimatrix scanned you're d.n.a, know I can transform into a half pony, half draconequus; sorry about that," I said with an apologetic smile.
"Oh, don't worry about it just make sure everything is OK," she said with a smile.
I smiled back as I said "you got it, just rest up."
I ran out of the room and got ready for another fight with that bastard.
I ran to Celestia's side and I saw her looking at the stallion looking straight at us the look in his eyes pissed me off to all hell.
"Who are you god dammit!" I shouted at him.
"He's called Sombra." Celestia said with venom
My eyes widened when I heard this "Sombra!?, but he's not supposed to be here" I said with fear "he`s supposed to be trapped in the frozen tundra, why, how is he here now!" I exclaimed
"Wouldn't you like to know" he said "I'll see you again soon Dillan the human, hahahaha" he laughed as he turned into smoke and flew off.
We all looked on as he fled, I was terrified to say the least I just got hear, and I've already fought timberwolves, meat Jason and now I have to fight Sombra. In the back of my mind I heard a voice in the back of my head `why so scared Dillan hahahaha.`
`Double D!?, but you're dead.’`
`oh am I ` he said well to bad hahahaha, see you later buddy! ` I was confused and scared more than ever and it apparently showed on my face because after the talk with Double D Celestia asked.
"Dillan, are you ok?" I didn't respond, I just stared with fear on my face
"Dillan!" she shouted grabbing my shoulders and shaking me.
"Huh what... just happened?" I asked
"You zoned out, are you ok?"
I remembered my conversation with Double D "yeah... i'll be ok let's go check on screwball" I said as I walked towards the hospital only to fall unconscious. I heard Celestia and the elements scream my name before I blacked out.
I woke up in the hospital feeling weaker than I ever have, I looked around the room and saw that I was in the same room as screwball.
"What happened to me?" I asked no one.
"Dillan, you're awake!" I turned my head to see Fluttershy standing in the doorway she looked relieved, after that the elements and the princesses entered the room. they all looked at me with expressions of relief.
"What, happened to me?" I asked
"Why, hello Mr. Dillan." a stallion with a light brown coat came in and started to check the machine I was hooked up to.
"You fell unconscious due to a lack of nutrition, my name is Time Turner," he stated. I looked at him with a raised eyebrow,
"Sup, how's the tardis today doc?" I said with a grin, the surprised look on his face was priceless.
"Wh.. what are you talking about?" he said avoiding eye contact.
"It`s alright Time Turner, Dillan is the one I was talking about before." a voice said out of nowhere surprising everyone in the room except for me and the princesses.
"Paradox, show yourself." I said and as if on cue a light blue portal opened and walked out a man wearing a lab coat with a pocket watch in his hand.
"Well, hello Dillan pleasure to meet you, and hears a chicken, bacon and cheese sandwich," he said tossing me it "enjoy, but I must be off, call if you need anything ta-ta." just as fast as he came he was gone.
"Why would he give you a chicken, bacon, and cheese sandwich?" Rainbow said "It's not like you're going to eat it right Dillan?" They all looked over to me eating the sandwich with a speed that could leave pinkie in the dust.
I burped and said "That was good, I haven't eaten like that in a... I don't know how long?" I saw them looking at me with discussed except for Luna and Time Turner.
"What?"
"Why did you eat that!?!" Twilight screamed. "You're not a conniver are you!?"
"No, I`m an omnivore." I stated "all humans are we need to eat both meat and plants in order to survive and live long lives." I informed them.
"Well, what are you going to do for meat then?" Celestia asked.
"I don't know," I sighed. "I could go fishing or something , I guess."
"No you don't, that is if you don't want to," Fluttershy said, we all looked at her as she was hiding behind her hair.
"What do you mean Fluttershy?" I asked.
"I have plenty of meat in my refrigerator that you can eat." She said.
"Really, thanks," I said with a smile but the others aside from Luna and Time Turner had looks of disgust.
"Fluttershy why do you have meat in your fridge?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"She's an animal caretaker, it makes sense if you think about it." I said "she must have animals that need to eat meat." I said with a smile. "Right, Fluttershy?"
"Yes, that's right., thank you Dillan." She said smiling "not only for answering the question but for saving my daughter." She said walking over to Screwball.
"No, problem I'll always be happy to help, especially if it's a cute girl." I said winking at screwball causing her to blush furiously. I just smirked as everyone even Luna was surprised.
"Well then I'm not staying here another second I hate hospitals, plus I need to find a place to stay." I said getting out of bed.
"Oh, you can stay with me." Twilight said "I'm sure Nyx would like you."
I stared at her for a moment before saying "Ok."
“If you don't mind me asking, how do you know about the tardis?” TT Asked.
“Well, you're kind of world famous where I come from.” I said. He looked at me wide eyed before walking out of the room shaking his head.
“Anyway let's go, I'm still hungry.” I was about to leave before Screwballs voice stopped me.
“Um… Dillan c-can i talk to you for a minute alone?” she asked.
“Sure.’ I stated as every pony left. “So… whets up?”
“Um I just wanted to say thank you again for saving me, and for calling me cute.” she said blushing.
“No worries, I'll see you later if that's all then.” I said smiling.
“Yes, thank you again.”
“No problemo, I'll see you tomorrow.” I said leaving, when I got to the lobby only Twilight was there.
“What did Screwball want?” she asked.
“Just to thank me again.” I said. “so let's go I need a nap. We left the hospital, and started our way to fluttershy's house to get food for me to eat. After we got to fluttershy's house she wouldn't stop thanking me just like Screwball, it took an hour and a half to get out of there. Once we got the food we walked back to Twilight's library.
“Nyx I'm home.” Twilight said as we entered the house. I heard little footsteps from upstairs, and in a few minutes a small Black filly with purple hair came down the steps.
“Hi mommy, I was just giving peewee a… snack.” she said before she saw me standing besides her mother. I saw her eyes from underneath her glasses, and noticed that they were in fact dragon/ cat shaped.
“Hello Nyx my name is Dillan, and I'm a Displaced. Its nice to meet you but you don't have to be afraid of me.
“H-how do you know my name, and what's a displaced?” she asked shaking.
“Well long story short Displaced are people like me that get taken from their worlds, and are sent to different versions of equestria.” I stopped to take in the priceless look on her face as she was getting a pen and paper out yup definitely Twilight's daughter I thought.
“And as to how I know your name, your a story in my world; it explains everything about you. I know everything that happened, so you don't need to wear your disguise near me.” I said with a smile.
“Y-you're not mad or afraid of me?” she asked.
“Nah in fact you're awesome, you took on Castellar beasts all by yourself and lived! your cool. Besides you didn't really do anything in my opinion.” I said as they both looked at me like i was crazy.
“DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I BANISHED THE PRINCESSES TO THE SUN, AND MOON. I MADE IT NOTHING BUT NIGHT FOR DAYS, AND YOU SAY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!?” Nyx shouted.
“Yup, look I know that you banished the princesses, but Luna banished Celestia when she first got back, and Celestia banished Luna when she first became Nightmare moon when she could've avoided the whole thing by actually listening to Luna before hoof. Plus so what if you made it night for a few days ponies living in the arctic north have to do that for months, if you ask me all you did was teach the ponies what it would be like if they lived in the north, and what it might be like if Tia, and Lulu weren't here. Nyx you're a kind sweet filly, and don't let anyone or anypony tell you otherwise, you came to your senses and helped protect ponyville, you freed the princesses, and you brought back the sun when you realized that all of equestria would die without it, if these ponies can't see that then there as blind as fruit bats.” I said.
Nyx, Twilight, and Spike all looked at me with surprise they were all speechless.
“I-I never thought of it like that.” Nyx said “Thank you.” she said hugging me before running back upstairs.
“What just happened?” I asked confused.
“Well Dillan my boy you just singlehandedly saved a filly's life.” Paradoxes' voice said as he appeared from behind me.
“What do you mean ‘saved her life’” I asked.
“Never mind that, I must commend you; you've been taken from your world and thrown into another one. Not only have you been able to keep your head, but you've also managed to get many more scans than you wanted along with becoming a hero, and you've become friends with a filly, and the elements of harmony.” Paradox said.
“Thanks… I think” I said. “Anyways I'm going to go to bed, where do I sleep Twilight?”
“In the basement.” She responded.
“Ok, good night.”
“By the way, I have a surprise for you my friend.” Paradox said.
“What is it?” I asked. as I opened the door to the basement, all that was in the room was a small desk and a bed.
“This.” heard paradox say as the room transformed. Now it had a bed, desk, TV, and a refrigerator for my food. “Do you like it?”
“Eeyup!” I said happily.”
“Well i really do have to get going see ya.” He said.
“Wow… this is cool.” spike said.
“Yup, now if you'll excuse me i want to get some sleep.” I said closing the door and getting into bed.
“This is going to be fun.” I said as I drifted off to sleep.
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