(pre-story warning this story contains many swears, do not read if you are offended by words that start with "bi***" "fu*****" "fu**" and so on, thank you for your time) The author was going to write a simple romance, But what happens when Pinkie breaks the forth wall?? A simple story gone wrong as the author finds himself having to enter equestria quite often to keep it going along the lines he wants as the pony's have a mine of their own (note:Yes that is me in the picture, I made that in about 5 min, all i had to do was crop a bit of pinkie and paste her on the computer)